A PARAGUAYAN football team narrowly escaped ELECTROCUTION after winning their first league title in nearly 100 years. Libertad de Pirayu claimed their first Pirayutense crown in 94 years last Saturday with a 5-4 shootout victory over Club Cerro Porteno Taba'i. Libertad, understandably, organised an open-top bus parade to celebrate their monumental achievement. They jubilantly celebrated on ...Full Story »

The Blues are usually the club pushing to sign the best young players around the world. However, they could get a taste of their own medicine when it comes to youngster Josh Acheampong. Per The Independent, the 18-year-old is one who the club may be considering selling. They are aware that if they can get a decent fee, he would represent pure profit on the books. Both Real and PSG are will...Full Story »

The Belgian shot-stopper would become the club's TENTH goalkeeper after completing the move. Chelsea are set to sign Mike Penders from GenkChelsea have already bought Filip Jorgensen this summerRobert Sanchez is one of the six stoppers in the squad Penders, 19, has impressed in Genk's youth teams and has captained the Belgian U19s. Reports claim that the Blues will buy Penders for £17mil...Full Story »

U.S.-born Mexico international Julian Araujo is closing in on a transfer from Barcelona to English Premier League side Bournemouth, a source confirmed to ESPN. The 22-year-old was unable to secure a place in Barcelona's first team for the upcoming season and was informed that they would seek a transfer before the end of the summer transfer window. Barcelona are willing to accept a proposal of ...Full Story »

Bayern no longer interested in signing Tah Per Kicker, Bundesliga giants Bayern Munich are no longer interested in signing Bayer Leverkusen and Germany defender Jonathan Tah this summer despite an earlier agreement. The Bavarian club were linked with a move for the German national team defender for a long time and he was reported to be eager to make the move, even deciding against committing...Full Story »

Kilmarnock manager Derek McInnes praised his side’s spirit following their late equaliser against Tromso and expects his team to be better for the second leg.McInnes bemoaned the concession of two soft second-half goals after Kyle Vassell netted on the rebound in the sixth minute, but 19-year-old Bobby Wales produced a first-time finish from a stoppage-time corner to earn a 2-2 draw in the...Full Story »

Bobby Wales picked the perfect moment to score his first goal for Kilmarnock as the teenager’s stoppage-time equaliser kept his side well in the hunt for European progress against Tromso.The 19-year-old produced an instinctive first-time finish to earn his side a 2-2 draw against the Norwegians in the first leg of the third qualifying round of the UEFA Conference League.Killie had also str...Full Story »

Let's start our Daily Laugh today.   Arne Slot 3 first game   Arsenal v Leverkusen   Hansi Flick's Game Face After Winning Vs Losing..   Arsenal after cooking Bayer Leverkusen 4-1 in a preseason game   lol   lol   Chelsea's team bus this season.   Please stay tuned on Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomorrow! (Credit: Justtoonit, AZRor...Full Story »

The AS Monaco midfielder is a step away from siging with AC Milan, however Biasin is reporting United are also in contact now. He told TMW: "Milan are arranging the pieces of the puzzle: (Tottenham fullback) Emerson Royal is ever closer. "Manchester United is trying to break the agreement for Fofana but the boy has given priority to the Rossoneri and, at the moment, does not intend to open u...Full Story »

GARETH SOUTHGATE has been spotted enjoying some well-earned time off with his family in the Algarve following his England departure. The former Three Lions manager was seen soaking up the sun with his wife, Alison, and kids after leaving a coffee shop. He was spotted leaving a coffee shop with his wife, Alison Credit: BackGrid Southgate made the decision to resign from his position following ...Full Story »

LENY YORO has shared an image from his hospital bed after undergoing surgery on his left foot. The injury is worse than first feared, with United confirming he will miss the next three months of action. Yoro has offered an update from his hospital bed Credit: https://x.com/leny_yoro It's been a far from ideal start to life in a Manchester United for the Frenchman, who joined United this summe...Full Story »

Barcelona are interested in a move for Bayern Munich winger Kingsley Coman, reports Sport. The 28-year-old is reported to be seen as a potential alternative to Athletic Club's Nico Williams, who the Blaugrana are keen to "exhaust their options for" before moving forward with other players on their shortlist. Manager Hansi Flick is supportive of an approach for the France international, having ...Full Story »

The middle-distance runner - the son of former Leeds and Manchester City defender Danny Mills - was one of four runners in a calamitous fall in the final few metres of the race. George Mills took part in the first round of Men's 5000m in Paris on Tuesday Credit: Getty But the Team GB star tumbled to track on the home bend Credit: Reuters Mills was on course to finish in eighth place before he...Full Story »

The Blues have been chasing the young striker for most of the summer to bolster Enzo Maresca's attacking options. Chelsea have agreed a deal to sign Samu OmorodionConor Gallagher will move the other way to Atletico Madrid Omorodion, 20, scored nine goals in 35 LaLiga matches last season while on loan at Deportivo Alaves. And The Athletic have now reported that the Spanish striker is on his wa...Full Story »

Genoa open Simeone talks Genoa are in talks to sign Giovanni Simeone from Napoli, according to Sky Sport. The Serie A side are in the hunt for a new striker and have settled on the son of Atletico Madrid manager Diego Simeone. Three teams in for Bayern Munich attacker Bryan Zaragoza appears destined for a return to Spain this summer, just months after he left to join Bayern Munich. The ...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   21 years ago, Cristiano Ronaldo cooked Manchester United so badly in a friendly Sir Alex Ferguson needed to sign him.     Man City have accepted Atletico Madrid's offer of up to $104m for Julian Alvarez, per multiple reports     Alvarez to Atelico Madrid ~£82m!!   Thoughts   Shall we?     ...Full Story »

For those who think social media can sometimes feel like a full-time job, spare a thought for Leyton Orient midfielder and internet sensation Madelene Wright. As well as playing a pivotal role in the Os women's side, including a wonder-goal on her debut, the jaw-dropping 25-year-old boasts more than 300,000 followers on Instagram, as well as thousands of paying fans on her own x-rated site. ...Full Story »

LIONEL MESSI's Ibiza mansion has been vandalised by climate activist yobs. Eco idiots doused the front of the Argentine's home with red and black paint after breaking into the property. They also posed with a banner by a swimming pool and football pitch where the superstar and his family relax when on holiday on the island. A pair of thugs were even seen posing inside some goal posts within...Full Story »

Tottenham are expected to bolster their ranks in the latter stages of the transfer window. Ange Postecoglou has been impressed by Mikey Moore (Image: Getty) Teenage starlet Mikey Moore, 16, has reportedly agreed to sign a professional contract with Tottenham later this week. The forward has been one of Spurs’ breakout stars in pre-season and may have give Ange Postecoglou something to t...Full Story »

KYLE Walker's neighbour has revealed how she got caught up in his Lauryn Goodman feud — and says it was like Fatal Attraction. Jasmine David, 51, was already at loggerheads with the England defender, 34, over a boundary dispute when she befriended his former mistress online. But she grew uneasy when Lauryn, mother to two of Kyle's children, asked her to spy on the married Man City ace....Full Story »