Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Ten Hag & Sancho now   Aliens is real   Legendary   THIS IS INSANE!   Jadon Sancho is training away from Manchester United's first team because he refused to apologize to Erik ten Hag over his comments made on social media, per The Athletic FC   lol   9 injured players3 club statements 2 criminals2 with ...Full Story »

Chelsea star Noni Madueke brutally trolled Nicolas Jackson's EA FC 24 card when they found out their ratings. Madueke, Jackson and Lesley Ugochukwu played a game and found out their EA FC 24 ratings for the first time ahead of the video game release. They were tasked to build their teammates' EA FC 24 card by guessing their ratings, with Madueke hilariously violating Jackson. As they create...Full Story »

The mother of Manchester United defender Harry Maguire has slammed 'disgraceful' comments made about her son, blaming football fans, pundits and the media. During England's 3-1 friendly win over Scotland at Hampden Park on Tuesday, Maguire was jeered by Scottish fans every time he touched the ball after coming on as a second half substitute. Three Lions boss Gareth Southgate was furious afte...Full Story »

BBC Sport presenter Emma Louise Jones has savaged a sexist troll who sent her a DM saying: "Show us your t*ts". The 33-year-old, who works on the Beeb's weekly Premier League football show MOTDx hosted by Jermaine Jenas, turned the vile message she received into a hilarious skit and uploaded the clip to Instagram. Sporting a headset, Emma played the part of a customer service operator workin...Full Story »

Liverpool star Thiago Alcantara is eager to depart the club as soon as possible. The Spanish midfielder is not happy at falling down the pecking order in Jurgen Klopp's squad. Per AS in Spain, Thiago wants to depart so badly that he is ready to move to a Turkish club. He wants to finalize a deal to join Trabzonspor before tomorrow's transfer deadline in Turkey. The Reds are not eager to se...Full Story »

The 16-year-old centre-forward is making a name for himself with Croatian side NK Kustosija. Manchester United target Dino Klapija He has played at international level for Croatia's youth side. And he was also recently called up for USA's U17 team - with America being the country of his birth. Klapija has attracted interest from some of Europe's elite clubs. According to The Mail, they incl...Full Story »

Kyle Walker has signed a new deal at Manchester City and the club have announced it in style Move over, Burnley! There's a new announcement sheriff in town. Kyle Walker has signed an extension at Manchester City following months of speculation about his future, and the club confirmed the agreement by spoofing a famous scene from the 2013 film The Wolf of Wall Street. Mimicking Leonardo Di Ca...Full Story »

LONDON (AP) — Joao Palhinha extended his contract at Fulham on Thursday, tying him to the club through the 2027-28 season less than two weeks after he nearly joined Bayern Munich. Palhinha’s new deal includes an option for the Premier League club to add an extra year. The Portuguese midfielder arrived in Munich for a medical check at Bayern on Sept. 1 but no deal was completed be...Full Story »

Chelsea have made a shock decision about one of their most valuable players. The Blues are reportedly open to letting club captain Reece James leave if a big offer arrives. The Cobham academy graduate was given the armband this season by Mauricio Pochettino. However, James has been injured for a spell again this term, with the club worried about his fitness. Per Sport in Spain, Real Madrid...Full Story »

Goncalves has impressed in Portugal and looks like someone worth keeping an eye on, with Romano confirming that he could be a player to watch in upcoming transfer window, even if nothing is close to being decided on his future just yet. The likes of Liverpool and Newcastle, along with Tottenham and Aston Villa, have been linked with Goncalves by Portuguese outlet O Jogo, and Romano has had his ...Full Story »

A headline member of the defensive setup at Premier League champions Manchester City has, on Thursday, put pen to paper on fresh terms with the club. The player in question? Kyle Walker. Speculation surrounding the future of full-back Walker, of course, was rampant in the media throughout the recently-closed summer transfer window. This came after confirmation was forthcoming that the Engla...Full Story »

Arsenal chief executive Vinai Venkatesham will leave the club next summer, the Gunners said Thursday. Venkatesham has been with the Premier League team for 14 years in different roles. "This was a tough decision, but it is time to pursue another challenge," he said in the team's announcement. Venkatesham has held numerous positions at Arsenal including managing director and chief commercial o...Full Story »

Joao Palhinha signs a contract extension with Fulham until 2028 João Palhinha signs new long term deal at Fulham valid until June 2028 with an option for further year ⚪️⚫️🇵🇹“A lot of history happened for me, you heard a lot of things about my future, but I’m just focused on Fulham”.“I always have 100% commitment with this club”. pic.twitter.com/OI2B4QO8T...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   African countries if France didn't exist.   The relationship between PSG and ...   Still can’t understand how Messi did that..   "A goal is a goal, no matter on which side you score"- Sir Harry Maguire   The Greatest XI of our generation.   December 2022: Fernando Santos sacked as Portugal head coach after e...Full Story »

ANTONY has been pictured relaxing with pals at a pool in Sao Paulo as he faces allegations of abuse from three women. The 23-year-old Man United player smiled as he posed for selfies with fans despite being axed from the national team for their World Cup qualifiers this month. The £85million winger had already flown to Brazil before agreeing to an indefinite leave of absence from his cl...Full Story »

HELL hath no fury like a Shakira scorned as the singer revealed the name of her latest track - and it's seemingly another blast at her ex-Gerard Pique. And as she was honoured with the ceremony's coveted Video Vanguard award, Shakira made sure her ex, Spanish footballer, Gerard Pique, knew what he was missing. The Hips Don't Lie singer revealed to The Sun on the pink carpet that her latest s...Full Story »

GEORGINA RODRIGUEZ has been enjoying herself on holiday in Spain. Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend has had a busy summer - attending Film Festivals, doing magazine shoots and working hard in the gym. Following all that, she has opted to take some time out by the sea. Georgina has been relaxing in Spanish village Agua Amarga during her time off. The picturesque fishing village is located on S...Full Story »

Manchester United are reportedly interested in a shock move for Serie A left-winger Khvicha Kvaratskhelia in what would prove a shock move for the Red Devils. United are looking short in wide areas as things stand. Brazilian Antony has been placed on indefinite leave as he aids an investigation into reported domestic violence against three women, though the Brazilian continues to stress his i...Full Story »

Paris Saint Germain are prepared to go to war with Real Madrid and have lined up potential moves for five of their players should Kylian Mbappe end up in the Spanish capital next summer. The French attacker has been the subject of long-standing interest from Los Blancos and was thought to be on the verge of joining them in 2022, only to sign a new deal in the French capital instead. This summe...Full Story »

Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp has no intention of taking the vacant Germany job, according to his agent Marc Kosicke. WHAT HAPPENED? Germany are on the hunt for a new national team manager after Hansi Flick was sacked after just 16 months in the role. The German federation's director of football Rudi Voller had reportedly saw Klopp as the ideal candidate. But any hopes of a deal have been snuff...Full Story »

West Ham assistant coach Kevin Nolan admits they were close to signing Manchester United defender Harry Maguire. Maguire saw an offer from West Ham accepted by United but he rejected the move due to a dispute over his contract payout. Speaking to talkSPORT, Nolan explained: "I think it was very close, I was a bit upset that we didn't make it (happen). "I think it was just in the end, the mo...Full Story »

Italy midfielder Marco Verratti has left Paris Saint-Germain to join Qatari side Al Arabi, the clubs said on Wednesday. Verratti has signed a three-year deal with the Qatar Stars League club, who have paid a reported €45 million ($48.31m) for the 30-year-old, according to the Italian media. "I was very proud to wear the colours of Paris St Germain for more than a decade, to rub shoulde...Full Story »

Arsenal captain Martin Odegaard dropped a major hint about his future in an interview while on Norway duty. WHAT HAPPENED? The former Real Madrid man spoke about his future and current contract situation at Arsenal while away with the Norwegian national team during the international break. It has been reported that the north Londoners are preparing to offer him improved terms at the Emirates ...Full Story »

Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba is facing a serious threat to his career after he was provisionally suspended for testing positive for testosterone. The World Cup winner is suspended pending the outcome of a second test of the sample provided after Juventus' win against Udinese last month. Unnatural testosterone was found in the sample provided by Pogba - who was randomly selected for testing...Full Story »

Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has returned to the club after recovering from an emergency operation on "severe back pain" in Barcelona. WHAT HAPPENED? The Spaniard was all smiles as he took charge of training, with his squad returning from international duty to prepare for their trip to in-form West Ham. Guardiola will return to the City bench on Saturday after missing two games havin...Full Story »

Fabio Grosso set to be appointed as Lyon's new manager Fabio Grosso to Olympique Lyon as new head coach, here we go! Agreement in place tonight, now waiting to prepare documents, formal details and get it signed 🔵🔴🇮🇹 #OLJohn Textor wanted Grosso as surprise candidate — 1st call by @hugoguillemet, now almost done. pic.twitter.com/m6k7uuOEc2— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Argentina defeat Bolivia 3-0 in La Paz. High altitude isn't a problem when you're top of the world   Germany 2-1 FranceGermany FC after Hansi Flick 1 game   Lord againEngland players scored 4 goal , why won 3-1?   Japan have COMPLETELY CRUSHED Their Opponents in The Last Four Friendlies!   THIS PORTUGAL TEAM LOOKS SCARY ...Full Story »

MANCHESTER UNITED fans will be forced to pay almost £1,000 to fly to Germany for the Champions League clash against Bayern Munich. The Red Devils were drawn against the Bundesliga giants for the group stage as they return to the premier European competition this season. Man United were also drawn against Turkish giants Galatasaray and Danish outfit Copenhagen in Group A. However, the b...Full Story »

A BRAZILIAN banker claimed she could have died after Manchester United star Antony allegedly assaulted her. It comes after the £85million winger strongly denied the "false allegations" of assault made by his ex-girlfriend Gabriela Cavallin. Ingrid Lana, 33, has now also accused the World Cup ace of physical violence. She claimed the alleged attack took place at Antony's Manchester home...Full Story »

FANS online have been appalled by the cheesy chant LA Galaxy fans have come up with for Billy Sharp. Sheffield United legend Sharp has taken to life at Galaxy exceptionally since swapping Yorkshire for the States, scoring two goals in his opening four matches despite playing just 88 minutes in total. LA Galaxy fans have clearly taken the 37-year-old into their hearts already but their chant ...Full Story »

Manchester United are facing a fight on their hands to sign a transfer target. The Red Devils will have to go head to head with RB Leipzig over the signing of a highly-rated teenage striker. Per The Mail, young forward Dino Klapija from NK Kustosija is one who both clubs want to sign. He is also emerging as an option for the likes of AC Milan, Barcelona, Chelsea and Juventus. However, Unit...Full Story »

Tottenham boss Ange Postecoglou admits James Maddison was a signing he requested upon his appointment. The former Leicester City midfielder has settled quickly since his summer arrival. Postecoglou told talkSPORT: "When you talk about the support I've had since I came into the role, we signed James pretty early on which was pretty great for me. There was competition from other clubs for him ...Full Story »

Although Manchester City are eager to renegotiate a new contract with Erling Haaland, the Cityzens face the possibility of losing the prolific Norweigan as early as 2025. That’s according to a recent report from 90min, who claim Haaland, 23, has several release clauses in his current contract, including a fixed-price release fee of £150 million that will activate from 2025 onwards....Full Story »

Euro 2024 hosts Germany beat France 2-1 in their international friendly on Tuesday to snap a three-game losing streak and regain some confidence following a bad run and the sacking of coach Hansi Flick on Sunday. Goals from Thomas Muller and Leroy Sane at the start and end of the game gave Germany their first win in their last six matches and capped a turbulent few days for the four-time world ...Full Story »

Manchester United are preparing to replace Antony and Jadon Sancho, with Erik ten Hag eyeing a new wide man Manchester United are preparing to bring a new winger to Old Trafford to replace Antony and Jadon Sancho. That's according to reports that claim Erik ten Hag is looking for a solution to his woes out wide, with his two big-money stars hitting the news recently. Manchester United have agr...Full Story »

Mauricio Pochettino has taken a ruthless stance with one of his Chelsea players after turning down a move away from the club on deadline day. Chelsea head coach Mauricio Pochettino could decide to remove Trevoh Chalobah from his squad for the rest of the season after the defender was informed he may not play for the club again. The Blues defender came close to leaving Stamford Bridge as deadlin...Full Story »

The former Chelsea captain is now waiting on presidential elections at the Saudi Pro-League side to see what role he may be offered. John Terry has held discussions about joining Al-Shabab Credit: Reuters SunSport revealed exclusively how Terry was approached with regards to joining the club. The Stamford Bridge legend flew to France last month to meet officials as part of his pathway towards...Full Story »

Former Premier League striker, Steven Fletcher, expressed his motivations for choosing Wrexham this summer over other options. Fletcher opted for Wrexham move Other offers considered Forward is excited about move WHAT HAPPENED? The 36-year-old striker has shed light on his decision to join Wrexham. Despite receiving several offers, Fletcher expressed that the club's unique appeal and a...Full Story »

Marco Verratti signed in as new Al-Arabi player Former PSG star and Italian midfielder, Marco Verratti, has been confirmed as the new player for Qatari side Al Arabi for a fee of €45m. The midfielder spent over a decade at PSG. Boca Juniors talent set to join Manchester City The treble winners, Man City, have emerged as a potential destination for Brighton target Valentin Barco. Pep Gua...Full Story »

Phil Foden, Jude Bellingham and Harry Kane fired England to a 3-1 victory against Scotland as Steve Clarke’s side were given the runaround by the Auld Enemy at Hampden Park.The 116th edition of the world’s oldest international fixture came with both sides in the enviable position of knowing it was a case of when rather than if they qualified for Euro 2024.Scotland have won all five o...Full Story »

A Blackburn supporter was left red-faced after his birthday cake was sabotaged by a Burnley-loving baker, in a prank fans on social media dubbed "genuinely superb" A Burnley-supporting baker pranked a Blackburn fan after making him a birthday cake Burnley's rivalry with Blackburn is one of English football's oldest, and evidently pettiest, rivalries. A kind-hearted soul made the egregious err...Full Story »

Son Heung-min is one of South Korea's biggest celebrities. A viral video has shown Tottenham ace Son Heung-min refusing a fan's request for a selfie due to a clause in his lucrative sponsorship deal with a tech rival. The 31-year-old is one of the biggest football stars ever to have been produced by South Korea, making him a household name in the country. Son is almost universally revered by h...Full Story »

It comes after the £85million winger issued a statement strongly denying the "false allegations" of assault made by his ex-girlfriend Gabriela Cavallin. Banker Ingrid Lana has accused Antony of physical violence Credit: Instagram The 33-year-old claimed the alleged attack took place at Antony's home in Manchester last October Credit: Instagram Man United are 'taking seriously' allegatio...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today. Cristiano Ronaldo, who was suspended, watching Portugal defeat Luxembourg 9-0 in their biggest-ever win   Romeo Lavia Timeline     Bruno Hat-Trick AssistsPortugal 9-0 Luxembourg     User manual books         A hat trick of assists and a goal for Bruno Fernandes as Portugal defeat Luxembourg 9-0 &n...Full Story »

Fiorentina inserted a clause into Sofyan Amrabat's contract ahead of his loan move to Manchester United. WHAT HAPPENED? Per The Daily Mirror, Fiorentina have inserted a clause that means Amrabat's contract will automatically extend by one year if United opt against buying the midfielder at the end of his loan. The two clubs have agreed a purchase option within the deal but, crucially, it is n...Full Story »

Premier League giants Liverpool were said to be keen on signing a midfielder from Serie A this summer. The Reds were linked to Napoli midfielder Eljif Elmas, but decided against a move. Per Corriere dello Sport, he was one of the names on manager Jurgen Klopp's list for his midfield revamp. The Reds eventually signed Alexis Mac Allister, Dominik Szoboszlai, Wataru Endo and Ryan Gravenberch....Full Story »

Portugal didn't need Cristiano Ronaldo to rack up its biggest-ever win in a competitive game. A 9-0 rout of Luxembourg in European Championship qualifying on Monday was done without Ronaldo, who was suspended because of an accumulation of yellow cards in earlier Group J games. Portugal's previous record for margin of victory was 8-0, which they achieved three times -- twice against Liechtens...Full Story »

English giants Manchester United are considering a shock transfer avenue in the wake of ongoing issues surrounding Jadon Sancho and Antony as reports link Erik ten Hag’s Red Devils with a potential move for Dutch winger Anwar El Ghazi. Per reports from Mail Sports’ Chris Wheeler, United are considering a free move for El Ghazi after the former Ajax academy graduate and Dutch inter...Full Story »

Ralf Rangnick has said unequivocally that he would not be interested in replacing Hansi Flick as coach of Germany if approached for the job. WHAT HAPPENED? After dismissing Hansi Flick on Sunday, the German Football Association is looking for a new manager with only nine months till they host Euro 2024. Only 12 of the former Bayern Munich manager's 25 games in charge had ended in victories. H...Full Story »

Tottenham to complete centre-back signing this week Fantastic news for Tottenham fans as the club is closing in on the signing of Croatian wonderkid defender Luka Vuskovic. Born in 2007, this centre-back looks an exciting signing for the future for Spurs. Arsenal terminate another big-name player's contract Nicolas Pepe's contract ended up being terminated by Arsenal this summer, allowing h...Full Story »

Liverpool are braced for Mo Salah's departure. Whether Salah, 31, leaves Anfield in January, or at the end of the season, the Reds feel it is just a matter of time before the Egyptian moves on; probably to Saudi Arabia given the Pro League's desire to sign the Middle East's most popular player. And according to a recent report from Fichajes, Jurgen Klopp has included Athletic Bilbao's Nico W...Full Story »

Antoine Griezmann says a move to MLS remains his priority as he looks ahead to the next phase of his career. WHAT HAPPENED? Griezmann has spoken repeatedly about his desire to play in MLS, confirming earlier this summer that he's keeping a close eye on Lionel Messi and Inter Miami. The French star himself has been linked with a move to Inter Miami, although he remains under contract with Atle...Full Story »

Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba tested positive for testosterone, Italy's anti-doping agency announced Monday. The test was carried out after Juventus' game at Udinese on Aug. 20. Pogba did not play in the Serie A match but was on Juve's bench. Nado Italia, the anti-doping agency, said that Pogba was suspended provisionally with immediate effect. Pending a trial and testing of a backup B samp...Full Story »