Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Greuther Furth 4-4 Liverpool   Aston Villa transfer market this season   SIMPLE QUESTION, WOULD YOU ACCEPT OR REJECT THAT?   Real Madrid came from 0-2 down to Win The Match 3-2 against AC Milan in Their First 2023-24 Pre-season Match   Full time : Italy 1-0 Argentina   Messi scored a goal against the part time burg...Full Story »

A headline member of the midfield ranks at Premier League outfit Tottenham Hotspur has agreed to the personal terms of a contract with La Liga giants Atletico Madrid, according to reports. Hojbjerg, it is understood, has long emerged as a key target on the part of Diego Simeone and the powers that be at the Wanda Metropolitano. The capital giants are on the hunt for reinforcements in the mid...Full Story »

Manchester United are signing Darren Fletcher's twin sons from Manchester City for a fee of £1.25 million ($1.6m), sources have told ESPN. Jack and Tyler Fletcher, 16, are set to make the move across Manchester to Old Trafford. Fletcher senior played nearly 350 games for United after coming through the academy and is now the club's technical director. Sources added that United believe t...Full Story »

Erik ten Hag is chasing the Danish striker after giving up on a move for Harry Kane. Atalanta striker Rasmus Hojlund is Erik ten Hag's new target Credit: Getty The Red Devils have made the 20-year-old their next priority with Andre Onana close to sealing his transfer to Old Trafford from Inter Milan. The Cameroonian goalkeeper's arrival in the next 24 hours will be in time to complete his med...Full Story »

Alex Telles is set to join his old Manchester United teammate Cristiano Ronaldo at Saudi club Al-Nassr. Telles latest to seal Saudi move Will link up with ex United teammate Ronaldo Al Nassr bag £4m bargain WHAT HAPPENED? The left-back, who has long been surplus to requirements at United, is to move to the Saudi Pro League club for a bargain £4 million ($5.2m), joining the long...Full Story »

Steve Nicol, a former Liverpool player, believes that Liverpool will be competing for the title in the upcoming season. Liverpool's transfer focus so far has been on midfielders, an area that was in need of strengthening. The club has already secured the signings of Alexis Mac Allister from Brighton and Dominik Szoboszlai from RB Leipzig. They are also expected to sign another midfielder, mos...Full Story »

Manchester United forward Mason Greenwood has confirmed the birth of his first child with a photo on social media, while his club continue to deliberate over his future at Old TraffordManchester United footballer Mason Greenwood has confirmed the birth of his first child. The 21-year-old, who has been suspended by the club since last year, took to Instagram to share a photo of the baby's hand j...Full Story »

The superstar announced he was joining the MLS outfit last month. Shakira is rumoured to perform at the event Credit: Getty The pop star cheered on the Brit at Silverstone last weekend Credit: Splash News Messi, 35, has reportedly penned a two-and-a-half-year contract worth £830,000 a week. He will be announced as a Miami player on Sunday along with his former Barcelona team-mate Sergio...Full Story »

Neymar was among the players who reported for pre-season training at Paris Saint-Germain following his recovery from a four-month injury layoff. WHAT HAPPENED? The Brazilian underwent reconstructive surgery on his ankle after an injury cut his season short almost five months ago. The attacker's recovery seems to be going well as he featured in a video on the club's social channels of their st...Full Story »

Manchester United confirmed they had secured the services of Chelsea star Mason Mount last week. The Red Devils did not mention a transfer fee, but it is understood to be around the £55m mark, which is a fair wack given Mount only had one year remaining on his last contract with Chelsea. Mount made a total of 195 appearances for Chelsea's senior side, scoring 33 and assisting 37 in the ...Full Story »

Mason Greenwood is expected to be loaned out next season Manchester United are considering using Mason Greenwood as a makeweight in order to land one of their primary summer targets. The young forward has been suspended for 17 months following his arrest in January 2022 on suspicion of rape and assault, and hasn't reported for pre-season training amid an internal investigation, despite all cha...Full Story »

According to recent reports, Manchester United are in talks with Atalanta regarding a potential loan deal for Mason Greenwood. That's according to Manchester Evening News' Samuel Luckhurst, who claims the Red Devils are in discussions over a possible deal that would see Rasmus Hojlund and Greenwood trade places, with the latter's proposed switch being temporary. The news comes sometime after...Full Story »

The goalkeeper is their number one transfer priority after completing the signing of Mason Mount. Andre Onana has agreed personal terms with Manchester United Credit: Getty United identified Onana as the man to replace David De Gea but were unsuccessful in their opening transfer bid. But they have now made progress in their effort to sign the shot-stopper after agreeing personal terms, report...Full Story »

FOOTIE sensation Erling Haaland is on the crest of a wave as he unwinds on holiday after a record-breaking season. Manchester City's Norwegian centre-forward, 22, looked like he was celebrating yet another goal as he clambered on board a boat off Ibiza. Haaland, who won the treble last season, went for a spin on a jetski in the Med. On the boat, he also got his binoculars out while accompan...Full Story »

ENGLAND ace James Maddison was celebrating last night after his model girlfriend Kennedy Alexa gave birth to twins. The couple, who have an 18-month-old son, announced the arrival of Delilah and Rome on Instagram. The girl and boy were born on Sunday. Thrilled Kennedy, 28, wrote: "They're here - meet Delilah and Rome Maddison - our family is complete." Tottenham new boy Maddison posted an ...Full Story »

Liverpool's €30m Schurrs bid rejected Torino have rejected a €30m (£25.6m/$32.6m) bid from Liverpool for defender Perr Schurrs, according to Tuttosport. Schurrs developed at Ajax before moving to Torino last summer and the Serie A club expect Liverpool to return with a second offer. Southampton sign Derrick Abu from Chelsea Derrick Abu joins Southampton as free agent a...Full Story »

MASON Greenwood's pregnant girlfriend has shown off her blossoming bump at a baby shower. The Manchester United striker, 21, is expecting his first child with the university student this summer. And his partner appeared every inch the perfect mum-to-be as she posed up a storm with her friends in a white dress. Greenwood's girlfriend looked sensational in front of a flower backdrop and was s...Full Story »

RB Leipzig have signed Fabio Carvalho from Liverpool on a season-long loan, the club announced on Friday. Carvalho signed for Liverpool last year after scoring 10 goals for Fulham on the way to the south London club's promotion from the Championship. Carvalho played 21 times for Liverpool in all competitions last season but his game time dried up in the second half of the season. He made on...Full Story »

Chelsea have confirmed the signing of Senegal international Nicholas Jackson from Villarreal in a deal worth €35 million (£30m/$38m). Jackson joins for €35m Striker scored 12 goals in La Liga in 2022-23 22-year-old pens eight-year deal WHAT HAPPENED? Jackson has signed an eight-year contract with the Blues after an impressive season in which he scored 12 La Liga goals fo...Full Story »

English international midfielder James Maddison did not wait long to return to Premier League status after Leicester City's failed attempt at avoiding the drop-down to the Championship after Tottenham Hotspur officially announced the Coventry-born star as their latest deal during the summer window. Official, confirmed. James Maddison has joined Tottenham on five year contract ⚪️✨ #THFCDeal ...Full Story »