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Tottenham have joined Arsenal in the race to sign Bayer Leverkusen defender Piero Hincapie. Hincapie signed for Bayer Leverkusen in 2021, joining the club from Argentinian side Talleres. The 20-year-old became a regular for the German side last season, managing 27 league games. The Ecuadorian international has already managed 21 appearances for his country, despite his age, and his performan...Full Story »

Liverpool and Manchester City are set to battle it out to sign Wolves midfielder Matheus Nunes. Nunes only signed for Wolves in the summer transfer window, but after a disappointing start to the season, the Midlands club may lose some of their best players in the near future. The Portuguese midfielder impressed during his spell in Portugal, particularly against Manchester City in the Champio...Full Story »

Manchester United are set to face hefty competition from multiple clubs for the signing of Benfica striker Goncalo Ramos. Ramos has enjoyed a lot of success in front of goal for Benfica since he replaced Darwin Nunez up front, who left the club for Liverpool in the summer transfer window. A move to a big European club appears close for Ramos, especially after his impressive start to the seas...Full Story »

Liverpool and Chelsea are set to battle it out for Chicago Fire attacker Jhon Duran. Since moving to America and signing for Chicago Fire, Duran has managed 13 goals and assists in 26 games despite being just 18 years old. The Colombian only emerged as a first-team player at Chicago Fire this season, and a report from The Sun claims clubs in Spain and Germany are keeping tabs on him. The re...Full Story »

Wolves announced the sacking of manager Bruno Lage on Sunday following a disappointing start to the season with the Premier League side languishing in the relegation zone. Wolves slipped to their fourth defeat of the campaign with a 2-0 loss at West Ham United on Saturday, a result that left them in 18th place with six points from eight games. Lage, 46, took over at Molineux from Portuguese ...Full Story »

The RB Leipzig star underwent a preliminary examination and the Blues were keen that nobody found out about their early transfer moves. Christopher Nkunku attracted interest from Chelsea and Manchester United over the summer Credit: Reuters But the news was leaked that the medical happened a few weeks ago. Journalist Fabrizio Romano reports that all parties involved wanted to keep the discuss...Full Story »

Cristiano Ronaldo remained stuck on the bench during a 6-3 Manchester derby defeat for United against City, with Erik ten Hag explaining why. WHAT HAPPENED? The Portuguese superstar, who has started just one Premier League game this season, saw no game time at the Etihad Stadium as the Red Devils endured a humbling afternoon at the hands of their arch rivals. As United found themselves four g...Full Story »

Zaniolo set to sign new Roma deal Nicolo Zaniolo is set to sign a new contract at Roma - according to Calciomercato. The 23-year-old has been linked with a number of clubs, including Juventus and Tottenham, with his current contract due to expire in 2024. He is now poised to re-commit to Roma on an improved €4m per year deal that will see him stay at the club through to 2027. Sampd...Full Story »

Leeds boss Jesse Marsch refused to discuss referee Stuart Attwell’s display after his 10-man side held on to draw 0-0 with Aston Villa in the Premier League.Marsch, watching from the stands due to a touchline ban, had no complaints about Leeds winger Luis Sinisterra’s controversial second-half dismissal for failing to retreat from a free-kick.But the American took issue with Villa&rs...Full Story »