Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Mission impossible   Football coaches and their tactics..   Luis Suarez has more career assists than Benzema and Lewandowski combined.   Here we go,  According to a report Thomas Muller will join Porto on loan for unknown reasons   His only previous experience of football has been playing FIFA   When you score...Full Story »

Chelsea have been urged to sign Evan Ferguson Ex-Chelsea defender Glen Johnson has urged his former club to make a move to hijack Manchester City's potential deal to sign Brighton star Evan Ferguson in the coming transfer windows. The Ireland international has continued to impress in the Premier League at just 18-years-old. At six foot and two inches tall, the youngster has shown his ability t...Full Story »

Man City have paid the sum to the Midlands-based club according to Football Insider, topping up the coffers at Villa Park nicely. The payment is strictly above board of course, and relates to the third instalment for the hire of former Villa stalwart and captain, Jack Grealish. Given how well Grealish has settled in at the Etihad Stadium after a shaky start, and seeing as how transfer fees hav...Full Story »

Three defeats on the bounce have really handed the club a reality check after an opening day demolition of Aston Villa, and any further reverses over the next few weeks are bound to knock the confidence of the players further. One player that hasn't quite been a shadow of his former self but does need to improve upon last season's form quickly is Brazilian midfielder, Bruno Guimaraes. So oft...Full Story »

Erik ten Hag has admitted there is doubt about whether Jadon Sancho has a future at Manchester United. The 23-year-old is training alone following his public row with Ten Hag in the aftermath of the 3-1 defeat to Arsenal before the international break. Sources have told ESPN that Sancho has not apologised for his role in the spat and, speaking at a news conference on Friday, the United manager...Full Story »

Notts County boss Luke Williams believes Macaulay Langstaff can emulate Jamie Vardy’s journey from non-league to the Premier League after the striker’s impressive display in the 2-0 win at Salford.Langstaff scored 42 goals in the Vanarama National League last season, and he’s already netted four in eight in League Two this term.It could have easily been five, but the 26-year-ol...Full Story »

Jamie Vardy grabbed his first Championship goal of the season as Leicester climbed to the top of the table with a 4-1 thrashing of Southampton.Vardy needed just 21 seconds to open the scoring before Kasey McAteer, Wilfred Ndidi and Stephy Mavididi made things dominant for the Foxes despite Sam Edozie’s goal.Leicester and Southampton were the Championship’s favourites for promotion af...Full Story »

Partick Thistle cruised to a 4-0 win at Ayr to go second in the Scottish Championship.Steven Lawless’ brace along with goals from Brian Graham and Tomi Adeloye eased the visitors to a comfortable victory.Graham’s close-range finish from Kerr McInroy’s pass opened the scoring after 73 seconds and the visitors never looked back.They doubled their lead 11 minutes after the break w...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Ten Hag & Sancho now   Aliens is real   Legendary   THIS IS INSANE!   Jadon Sancho is training away from Manchester United's first team because he refused to apologize to Erik ten Hag over his comments made on social media, per The Athletic FC   lol   9 injured players3 club statements 2 criminals2 with ...Full Story »

Chelsea star Noni Madueke brutally trolled Nicolas Jackson's EA FC 24 card when they found out their ratings. Madueke, Jackson and Lesley Ugochukwu played a game and found out their EA FC 24 ratings for the first time ahead of the video game release. They were tasked to build their teammates' EA FC 24 card by guessing their ratings, with Madueke hilariously violating Jackson. As they create...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   African countries if France didn't exist.   The relationship between PSG and ...   Still can’t understand how Messi did that..   "A goal is a goal, no matter on which side you score"- Sir Harry Maguire   The Greatest XI of our generation.   December 2022: Fernando Santos sacked as Portugal head coach after e...Full Story »

ANTONY has been pictured relaxing with pals at a pool in Sao Paulo as he faces allegations of abuse from three women. The 23-year-old Man United player smiled as he posed for selfies with fans despite being axed from the national team for their World Cup qualifiers this month. The £85million winger had already flown to Brazil before agreeing to an indefinite leave of absence from his cl...Full Story »

HELL hath no fury like a Shakira scorned as the singer revealed the name of her latest track - and it's seemingly another blast at her ex-Gerard Pique. And as she was honoured with the ceremony's coveted Video Vanguard award, Shakira made sure her ex, Spanish footballer, Gerard Pique, knew what he was missing. The Hips Don't Lie singer revealed to The Sun on the pink carpet that her latest s...Full Story »

GEORGINA RODRIGUEZ has been enjoying herself on holiday in Spain. Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend has had a busy summer - attending Film Festivals, doing magazine shoots and working hard in the gym. Following all that, she has opted to take some time out by the sea. Georgina has been relaxing in Spanish village Agua Amarga during her time off. The picturesque fishing village is located on S...Full Story »

Paris Saint Germain are prepared to go to war with Real Madrid and have lined up potential moves for five of their players should Kylian Mbappe end up in the Spanish capital next summer. The French attacker has been the subject of long-standing interest from Los Blancos and was thought to be on the verge of joining them in 2022, only to sign a new deal in the French capital instead. This summe...Full Story »

West Ham assistant coach Kevin Nolan admits they were close to signing Manchester United defender Harry Maguire. Maguire saw an offer from West Ham accepted by United but he rejected the move due to a dispute over his contract payout. Speaking to talkSPORT, Nolan explained: "I think it was very close, I was a bit upset that we didn't make it (happen). "I think it was just in the end, the mo...Full Story »

Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has returned to the club after recovering from an emergency operation on "severe back pain" in Barcelona. WHAT HAPPENED? The Spaniard was all smiles as he took charge of training, with his squad returning from international duty to prepare for their trip to in-form West Ham. Guardiola will return to the City bench on Saturday after missing two games havin...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Argentina defeat Bolivia 3-0 in La Paz. High altitude isn't a problem when you're top of the world   Germany 2-1 FranceGermany FC after Hansi Flick 1 game   Lord againEngland players scored 4 goal , why won 3-1?   Japan have COMPLETELY CRUSHED Their Opponents in The Last Four Friendlies!   THIS PORTUGAL TEAM LOOKS SCARY ...Full Story »

MANCHESTER UNITED fans will be forced to pay almost £1,000 to fly to Germany for the Champions League clash against Bayern Munich. The Red Devils were drawn against the Bundesliga giants for the group stage as they return to the premier European competition this season. Man United were also drawn against Turkish giants Galatasaray and Danish outfit Copenhagen in Group A. However, the b...Full Story »

FANS online have been appalled by the cheesy chant LA Galaxy fans have come up with for Billy Sharp. Sheffield United legend Sharp has taken to life at Galaxy exceptionally since swapping Yorkshire for the States, scoring two goals in his opening four matches despite playing just 88 minutes in total. LA Galaxy fans have clearly taken the 37-year-old into their hearts already but their chant ...Full Story »