Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   11 losses11 points off top 4 -2 goal differential Manchester United in the Premier League this season     Friezden!!Man City 3-1 Man Utd             Inter Miami are having The Greatest Start to a Season in Their History!     Bayer Leverkusen are 10 points clear at the top of the Bu...Full Story »

Chelsea and Manchester City are reportedly monitoring Bayern Munich's Jamal Musiala, a former Chelsea academy player, who is currently in contract negotiations with the Bundesliga giants Bayern Munich, according to The Sun. The negotiations between Musiala and Bayern have yet to reach an agreement, opening the door for potential interest from Premier League clubs. If talks fail to reach a re...Full Story »

Inter Miami and MLS have been treated to a Lionel Messi rarity, with the Argentine breaking a three-year goal duck against Orlando City. WHAT HAPPENED?The eight-time Ballon d'Or winner bagged a brace in that contest, as the Herons swept to a 5-0 victory against their Florida neighbours. Ex-Barcelona star Messi has always had a habit of finding the target in 'Clasico' fixtures. THE BIGGER PIC...Full Story »

The World Cup winner, 35, scored twice as David Beckham's franchise romped to a 5-0 MLS win over Florida rivals Orlando City. Lionel Messi's wayward free-kick apparently hit a toddler in the standsThe ace scored twice as Inter Miami battered Orlando FC 5-0 Luis Suarez also netted a brace in the opening 11 minutes as Miami moved top of the Eastern Conference standings. But one error from Messi...Full Story »

Barcelona have held "concrete talks" with a top European coach over the possibility of succeeding Xavi Hernandez at the Catalan club in the summer, it has been reported. After Barcelona's 5-3 defeat at home to Villarreal in LaLiga in late January, Xavi announced he would be leaving his post at the end of the season. Since then, the Blaugrana have been linked with a series of top coaches acro...Full Story »

The couple attended Saturday's Brit Awards 2024 but avoided each other on the red carpet earlier in the night. Alex Scott and Jess Glynne cuddled up at the Brit Awards after party in London last nightThe couple posed for snaps together at the Universal Music's partyAlex and Jess wore matching outfits to the awards bash But they put on a cute display at the Universal Music bash at 180 Studios i...Full Story »

Manchester United midfielder Casemiro has said that the club's new minority owners should use Manchester City as "a mirror" in their bid to get the team back to the top of English football. United were swept aside by City at the Etihad Stadium on Sunday, losing 3-1 despite Marcus Rashford's early opener. It was the first Manchester derby since Sir Jim Ratcliffe's Old Trafford stake was confi...Full Story »

Arsenal management are drawing up major sale plans for the summer market. That's according to The Athletic's David Ornstein. In a Q&A, Ornstein reported: "You could envisage Aaron Ramsdale, Kieran Tierney, Nuno Tavares, Albert Sambi Lokonga, Emile Smith Rowe and Eddie Nketiah all being looked at by suitors. "I expect a really busy summer at the Emirates." It's been suggested Arsenal mu...Full Story »

CR7's long-term girlfriend stunned at Paris Fashion Week in a dress paying tribute to the Real Madrid and Manchester United legend. Cristiano Ronaldo could retire next yearGeorgina wore a CR7-inspired outfit at the fashion showGeorgina and Ronaldo have been together since 2016 At the event, Georgina appeared to confirm that Ronaldo will hang up his boots soon. She said: "Cristiano one more ye...Full Story »

Cristiano Ronaldo has sent out a warning to Al-Nassr's AFC Champions League quarter-final opponents Al Ain as he prepares to return from suspension. WHAT HAPPENED?Ronaldo was hit with one match ban and a fine of 30,000 Saudi Riyals (£6,300) as punishment for aiming an obscene gesture at Al-Shabab fans on February 25. Al-Nassr won the game 3-2, but the result was overshadowed by Ronaldo's...Full Story »

Manchester United were beaten 3-1 by rivals City in the derby on Sunday and manager Erik ten Hag looks to be on borrowed time Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag looks increasingly unlikely to be at Old Trafford next season after Sunday's derby defeat at Manchester City – and a former Dutch international has highlighted the biggest issue with the 54-year-old's tenure. United took th...Full Story »

La Liga powerhouse Barcelona are reportedly considering a move for former Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea, who is currently a free agent following his departure from the English club last summer. He has had several offers from the Premier League as well as abroad, including Saudi Arabia, but he reportedly refused them all. It has been reported that the player wants a return to La L...Full Story »

Newcastle director plans, plus Wilson & De Gea updates It will be an interesting time at Newcastle United as they want to hold important internal discussions about how to replace Dan Ashworth. From what I heard, this is not something 100% clear yet and Newcastle want to take their time as they can't make the wrong move…it's crucial to continue with their project in the best way. Ca...Full Story »

Pep Guardiola praised fantastic Phil Foden and said the Manchester City midfielder is developing into a world-class player after his wonderful, derby-winning display against Manchester United.Nobody expected anything other than embarrassment at the Etihad Stadium for Erik ten Hag’s stumbling Red Devils, yet Marcus Rashford’s scorcher gave them a shock half-time lead.United were under...Full Story »

Phil Foden scored twice in the second half as title-chasing Manchester City came from behind to claim a crucial 3-1 win over rivals Manchester United.The champions were stunned by a brilliant strike from Marcus Rashford after just eight minutes but were otherwise the dominant force in a keenly-fought Premier League clash at the Etihad Stadium.Their pressure eventually paid off as Foden levelled ...Full Story »

Andoni Iraola does not believe Bournemouth are safe yet despite ending a seven-game winless Premier League run with a 2-0 victory over Burnley.The Clarets and Sheffield United are cut adrift at the bottom and the Cherries are now sitting in 13th place, 11 points clear of Luton in 18th.“I’m satisfied with the situation that we have a gap of 11 points, it’s very good, it’s ...Full Story »

Liverpool boosted their hopes of a top-four finish in the WSL with a 4-1 win at Aston Villa.Goals from Grace Fisk and Sophie Roman Haug put the Reds in control before Sarah Mayling pulled one back from the penalty spot.But defender Emma Koivisto struck twice in the second half to secure three points for Matt Beard’s side.What a Finnish 😏 pic.twitter.com/Nuw7IFwQA7— Liverpool ...Full Story »

Brendan Rodgers claimed 10-man Celtic’s 2-0 defeat at Hearts was “decided by the officials” as he lamented an early red card for Yang Hyun-jun and the award of the penalty that allowed the hosts to take the lead.The Hoops arrived at Tynecastle knowing a victory would have taken them back to the top of the cinch Premiership after title rivals Rangers suffered a shock home loss t...Full Story »

Justin Kluivert and Antoine Semenyo were on target as Bournemouth ended a seven-match winless run in the Premier League with a 2-0 victory at Burnley.The Clarets already appear doomed to relegation and, despite dominating possession and chances, they fell to an 11th home defeat from 14 league games at Turf Moor.Kluivert provided a moment of real quality in the 13th minute to open the scoring, wh...Full Story »

Hearts profited from Yang Hyun-jun’s early red card to inflict a second 2-0 defeat on title-chasing Celtic within the space of three months in an incident-packed cinch Premiership showdown at Tynecastle.The Hoops arrived in Edinburgh knowing a victory would have taken them back to the top of the league after city rivals Rangers suffered a surprise 2-1 loss at home to Motherwell the previou...Full Story »