Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Poor Charlie   Nihat Kırmız (Galatasaray board member): "We believe that we will eliminate Barcelona. We must not forget that we are Galatasaray." Agree?   That's what we call a perfect transfer window!   James Tavernier's stats since the start of last season. And he's a right-back.   GOATS with the Gold   Barc...Full Story »

Pep Guardiola has said Oleksandr Zinchenko is ready to play for Manchester City this weekend despite being "worried" about the situation in Ukraine, while West Ham manager David Moyes has confirmed Andriy Yarmolenko has been given time off following Russia's invasion. Zinchenko will be available for City's trip to Everton on Saturday but Yarmolenko is likely to miss West Ham's match with Wolv...Full Story »

Arsenal are in talks with agents for Real Sociedad striker Alexander Isak. Sport says any potential deal would require Isak's club Real Sociedad waiving the 22-year-old's exorbitant £76million release clause. The Gunners are desperately seeking more reinforcements up front after cutting ties with Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, who joined Barcelona last month. The north London club were fru...Full Story »

Paris will stage the 2022 Champions League final after UEFA stripped Saint Petersburg of hosting rights for the showpiece fixture following Russia's military invasion of Ukraine. Russian troops continued their advance on Ukraine on Friday, which has caused widespread condemnation and sanctions from world leaders. The decision to move the game to the Stade de France, which last hosted the Cha...Full Story »

Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United are set to battle it out for the signature of Roma midfielder Jordan Veretout. Reports from Roma Today indicate Veretout is open to leaving the club after falling down the pecking order under Jose Mourinho. After an initially bright start under the former Chelsea and Manchester United boss, Veretout then found himself relegated to the bench in an incre...Full Story »

Arsenal have been offered one of their transfer targets, Joao Felix. Reports emerged earlier this month of a rift between Atletico Madrid manager Diego Simeone and striker Felix. Arsenal have been interested in Felix previously, but have now been offered the chance to sign the 22-year-old, reports TEAMtalk (via Miguel Delaney’s newsletter with The Independent.) Felix signed for Atleti...Full Story »

Tite led Brazil to quarterfinals at the 2018 World Cup. Chris Brunskill/Fantasista/Getty Images Brazil will have a new coach in charge in 2023 following Tite's announcement that he will not remain at the helm of the national team. Tite, 60, confirmed he will remain with the squad through the 2022 World Cup in Qatar. "I'm going until the end of the World Cup," Tite told SporTV. "I have no reas...Full Story »

That’s because former suitors Man City have made Borussia Dortmund’s Erling Haaland their No1 target. Man Utd are favourites to land Tottenham star Harry Kane this summer Credit: Rex Kane's former suitors Man City have made Borussia Dortmund's Erling Haaland their top target Credit: Getty Bild claims Pep Guardiola is no longer in the running for Kane, 28, after having FOUR bids re...Full Story »

Both Los Blancos and the Citizens have pushed hard to make the Norway international a flagship capture Erling Haaland is set to decide his future in the next month, with both Real Madrid and Manchester City vying to capture the Borussia Dortmund man as their new star signing. The Norway international is likely to depart the Bundesliga outfit for one of Europe's biggest heavyweights at the cl...Full Story »

PSG to move for Kante (The Telegraph)Could the Chelsea star return to his home country? Paris Saint-Germain could make a move for Chelsea star N'Golo Kante in the summer, per The Telegraph. The midfielder, who joined the Blues from Leicester City where he helped the Foxes to the Premier League, can complete a clean sweep of major domestic and European club honours if he wins the Carabao Cup ...Full Story »

Dean Smith rued his Norwich side’s “six out of 10” performances as they managed just one shot on target in a disappointing 2-0 defeat at Southampton.Che Adams and Oriol Romeu were on target for the home side, who had numerous chances to add to their tally as they extended their unbeaten league run to five games.Saints took the lead in the 36th minute when Adams bundled the ball...Full Story »

Che Adams and Oriol Romeu struck as Southampton cruised to a comfortable 2-0 Premier League win over rock-bottom Norwich.Norwich failed to register a single shot on target in the match, while Southampton had numerous chances to add to their tally as they extended their unbeaten league run to five games.After threatening from the start, the home side took the lead in the 36th minute when Adams bu...Full Story »

Inverness missed the opportunity to close in on cinch Championship pace-setters Arbroath and Kilmarnock after being held to a 1-1 draw at Hamilton.The hosts made a strong start and Josh Mullin gave them the lead with 13 minutes on the clock.Full-back Steve Lawson advanced down the right and his fine ball into the box was turned into the net by Mullin.The lead did not last until half-time though ...Full Story »

Edinburgh City got back on track with a 1-0 home win over struggling cinch League 2 rivals Cowdenbeath.Ryan Shanley’s first-half goal was the difference between the teams at Ainslie Park on Friday night.Shanley’s breakthrough came three minutes before half-time when he volleyed home from close range after Michael Travis had headed Danny Handling’s corner across goal.Cowdenbeath...Full Story »

Dundee captain Charlie Adam returns to the squad for the home cinch Premiership game against Livingston on Saturday.The midfielder missed the 3-2 defeat to Celtic at Parkhead on Sunday with a back complaint.Left-back Jordan Marshall is also fit again and will be on the bench. Goalkeeper Adam Legzdins is still struggling with a knee injury while defender Lee Ashcroft continues to build his fitnes...Full Story »

Scott Brown could return from injury when Aberdeen host Dundee United.The midfielder missed Jim Goodwin’s first match in charge against Motherwell with a hamstring issue but has returned to training.Goodwin was monitoring another couple of minor fitness issues in unnamed players and will be without long-term absentees Marley Watkins (foot), Mikey Devlin (ankle) and Andrew Considine (knee)....Full Story »

Wigan manager Leam Richardson could have a welcome selection dilemma on his hands for the visit of Sunderland.Stephen Humphrys was dropped to the bench for the midweek trip to Wycombe, despite having scored the opener in the 1-1 draw at Rotherham.However, it was the introduction off the bench of Humphrys and Gwion Edwards at Adams Park which inspired the Latics to come from a goal down to win 3-...Full Story »

Hibernian have lost Elias Melkersen and James Scott to illness ahead of the visit of cinch Premiership leaders Celtic.Shaun Maloney was already without six players and none will be returning for Sunday’s Easter Road clash.Demetri Mitchell (foot), Paul Hanlon (heel), Kyle Magennis (groin) and Harry Clarke (hamstring) are all out while Paul McGinn and Joe Newell remain sidelined by knocks.Ja...Full Story »

Ross County boss Malky Mackay hopes to get one or two of his injured players back for the cinch Premiership encounter with St Johnstone.David Cancola and Jack Burroughs have been absent for several weeks while Keith Watson and Blair Spittal dropped out of the squad for last Saturday’s defeat by Hibernian.Recent signing Josh Sims has been working on his fitness.Zander Clark is rated 50-50 f...Full Story »

Aaron Ramsey will be assessed ahead of Rangers’ home cinch Premiership game against Motherwell on Sunday.The midfielder, on loan from Juventus, has missed the last two games with a knock.Defender Filip Helander returns to the squad after dropping out for the Europa League game against Borussia Dortmund in midweek as he has not been registered for Europe, while Ianis Hagi (knee) and Nnamdi ...Full Story »