Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Heee Haa Haaaa (UCL Anthem)EPL team in UCL group stage draw tonight   Liverpool 11 men vs 10 men   Things you will never see in your life Best of luck traversing Group F   BREAKING : Manchester United are DRAWN in The Same Group as Bayern Munich in The UCL 2023-24 Group Stage.   IMAGINE IF This Group is DRAWN   Pe...Full Story »

EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United fan Christina Henriette Longva Andreassen is mocked for getting a tattoo symbolising her dedication to the club – with trolls claiming it was solely inspired by Ronaldo Christina has supported Manchester United ever since she can remember (Image: christinahenriette/Instagram) A football fan who got a tattoo after Cristiano Ronaldo re-signed for Manchester Uni...Full Story »

Chelsea have had a €20 million ($22 million) offer for Corinthians youngster Gabriel Moscardo rejected by the Sao Paulo-based club, sources told ESPN Brasil. The Premier League side are willing to reach an agreement for the 17-year-old midfielder now ahead of him being able to complete a move to London in 2024, when he turns 18, sources said. Moscardo has been in the starting lineup si...Full Story »

Crystal Palace have signed England goalkeeper Dean Henderson from Premier League rivals Manchester United, the London club announced Thursday. The 26-year-old has signed a five-year contract. No fee has been disclosed for his move to Selhurst Park, but British media reports estimated the deal at some £15 million ($19 million, 17.5 million euros) with a potential further £5 million i...Full Story »

The Red Devils are in the hunt for a new midfielder and Fofana has emerged as a target. Manchester United have reportedly failed with a loan move for Youssouf Fofana Fofana, 24, has impressed at Monaco and was linked with moves to West Ham and Nottingham Forest earlier in the season. However United have now failed with a loan approach for the French international, according to GFFN. The repo...Full Story »

Manchester United are reportedly considering a move for Sergio Reguilon Manchester United are reportedly 'seriously considering' a move for Tottenham Hotspur left-back Sergio Reguilon as they look to replace the injured Luke Shaw. Shaw has been ruled out for an extended period, and while initial concerns believed the injury to be weeks not months, the severity of his muscle injury is now worse...Full Story »

Fiorentina president Rocco Commisso says Manchester United aren't the only club in contact for Sofyan Amrabat. On the eve of transfer deadline day, Commisso delivered an update on Amrabat's situation after their Europa Conference League playoff win against Rapid Vienna. "There are other clubs for Amrabat too," he said. "I cannot give an answer right now, because not even I know what will ha...Full Story »

It's not known whether Mauricio Pochettino's decision to play the Spaniard in the midweek Carabao Cup tie had anything to do with United's decision, though it would've meant Cucurella being cup-tied of course. Be that as it may, the lack of an agreement to a break clause in January is likely to have been the final straw for Erik ten Hag, given that he will be expecting regular left-back, Luke...Full Story »

The powers that be at Premier League outfit Chelsea are readying themselves for a late-window approach from capital rivals Tottenham Hotspur, according to reports. The player at the centre of the Lilywhites' predicted swoop? Conor Gallagher. As per a report from the reliable Matt Law of the Daily Telegraph, the Spurs brass have identified midfielder Gallagher as a potential last-minute signi...Full Story »

Liverpool have reached an agreement with Bayern Munich to sign midfielder Ryan Gravenberch, sources have told ESPN's Mark Ogden. The two clubs agreed a fee of €40 million ($43.4m), with Gravenberch set to undergo a medical in Liverpool late Thursday or Friday. Gravenberch, 21, has spent just a single season at Bayern after signing from Ajax Amsterdam last summer on a five-year deal. The...Full Story »

Lucas Digne will not leave Aston Villa Lucas Digne won’t leave Villa, confirms Unai Emery: “I'm very, very happy with him”. 🟣🔵 #AVFC“I think he's very important for the squad and I can tell you he's going to be with us”, says via @JournoHaff. pic.twitter.com/6Yia2J8mxB— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 31, 2023 Yannick Carrasco to join Al...Full Story »

Aston Villa boss Unai Emery said it was mission accomplished after his side cruised into the European Conference League group stage with an 8-0 aggregate win against Hibernian.Villa were 5-0 up from a resounding win in Edinburgh last week and completed formalities in the second leg as first-half goals from Jhon Duran and Leon Bailey put them out of sight.Substitute Matty Cash sealed a 3-0 win on...Full Story »

Aberdeen manager Barry Robson was left to rue his side’s missed opportunities as the Dons dropped into the Europa Conference League after a 3-1 defeat to BK Hacken.Aberdeen had reason to be confident going into the second leg of the Europa League play-offs after a stunning comeback from two goals down in Gothenburg, but they could not repeat the trick at Pittodrie as they fell to a 5-3 agg...Full Story »

Hearts technical director Steven Naismith admitted they had been taught a “harsh lesson” as poor defending cost them in a 4-0 defeat by PAOK.Hearts suffered a 6-1 aggregate defeat in the Europa Conference League play-offs on a difficult night in Greece.Naismith told Hearts TV: “It was a harsh lesson. We created some good chances throughout the two games but when we give up goal...Full Story »

Aberdeen will take their place in the group stage of the Europa Conference League after a 3-1 home defeat to Swedish champions BK Hacken in the Europa League play-offs.As in the first leg, Hacken took a two-goal lead thanks to a first-half double from Ibrahim Sadiq, who is tipped to move to AZ Alkmaar ahead of the transfer deadline.The Dons eyed another comeback after Bojan Miovski’s VAR-a...Full Story »

Aston Villa booked a place in the Europa Conference League group stage by sweeping aside Hibernian 3-0 on the night and 8-0 on aggregate.Villa, who won the first leg of their qualifying play-off 5-0 last week in Edinburgh, underlined their superiority over managerless Hibs with goals from Jhon Duran and Leon Bailey before the interval.Substitute Matty Cash struck his third goal in two games just...Full Story »

Hearts’ hopes of a second consecutive season of European group-stage football ended with a 4-0 thrashing to PAOK in Greece.The Edinburgh side lost 6-1 on aggregate in the Europa Conference League play-offs.A marginal offside had cost Hearts the chance to go 2-1 up at Tynecastle in the first leg before a long-range strike gave the Greek side the advantage, but any hopes of progress for Stev...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   THIS   No one just bayern 2020   Tottenham doing Tottenham things!   How to stop Messi:   Tuesday: knocked out of the League Cup by FulhamWednesday: Ansu Fati reportedly chooses Brighton over themTottenham   Influence.   Leo Messi's bodyguard is the world's most serious bodyguard.He follows Messi on every mo...Full Story »

Ansu Fati wants to join Tottenham on loan from Barcelona, according to a report. WHAT HAPPENED? According to Mundo Deportivo, Barcelona winger Fati wishes to test himself in the Premier League, with Tottenham said to be eyeing up a loan move for the 20-year-old forward. THE BIGGER PICTURE: With Ousmane Dembele, Raphinha, Ferran Torres and now teenage star Lamine Yamal all seemingly ahead of ...Full Story »

The Spaniard, 32, left Old Trafford last month after a stellar 12-year spell with the Red Devils. David De Gea shared a training video on social media Credit: Instagram @d_degeaofficial And, despite winning last year's Premier League golden glove award, the Man Utd legend has not found a new club. Real Madrid were linked with a move for the shot-stopper, before they landed Kepa Arrizabalaga o...Full Story »

Manchester City lost Ilkay Gundogan on a free transfer during the current window. They are also looking to loan Kalvin Phillips out and will be without Kevin De Bruyne for several months after the Belgian underwent hamstring surgery following an injury on the opening day vs Burnley. As a result, the Sky Blues' midfield is looking a little light at present. But that looks set to change before...Full Story »

The elderly mother of Spanish FA president Luis Rubiales has been on a hunger strike protesting her son's suspension following the explosive kiss-gate scandal Spanish FA president Luis Rubiales's mother (pictured) has been rushed to hospital two days into her hunger strike (Image: Alba Feixas/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock) The mother of shamed Spanish FA president Luis Rubiales has been rushed to h...Full Story »

Saudi Arabian side Al-Ettifaq have reportedly approached Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Georginio Wijnaldum. WHAT HAPPENED? According to Fabrizio Romano, the 32-year-old is attracting interest from Steven Gerrard's side, Al Ettifaq, with his future at PSG called into question this summer following the arrival of new boss Luis Enrique. THE BIGGER PICTURE: With former Liverpool midfielder Jord...Full Story »

Hollie, who was born with cerebral palsy, celebrated her 20th birthday on Wednesday. Jack Grealish wished his sister Hollie a happy birthday on Wednesday Credit: Instagram @jackgrealish He also shared this picture of the pair along with the birthday message Credit: Instagram @jackgrealish And Grealish shared a message for her on Instagram alongside two pictures of them together. He said: "Ha...Full Story »

Liverpool have opened talks with Bayern Munich for Ryan Gravenberch. The Reds have made their move this week as they seek to sign the Dutchman before Friday's transfer deadline. Sky Deutschland's Florian Plettenberg is reporting: "Feeling is that FC Bayern demands around €30m for Ryan #Gravenberch! "Negotiations between the clubs ongoing. Liverpool definitely wants him! "No total agr...Full Story »

If Man United want to acquire Sofyan Amrabat before the end of the current transfer window, they are going to have to pull out all the stops after Fiorentina turned down their first bid. It's clear that the player himself wants the deal to go ahead, with transfer expert, Fabrizio Romano, tweeting that he's been waiting for the Red Devils to come in for him since the end of June. Furthermore,...Full Story »

Tottenham refused to let Harry Kane say goodbye to his former team-mates in the hours leading up to his move to Bayern Munich. WHAT HAPPENED? The 30-year-old departed north London for Germany in early August in a deal worth £85m ($109m), ending his 19-year stay at the club. However, The Telegraph reports that Kane was refused permission to say goodbye to his Tottenham team-mates on the d...Full Story »

Real Madrid president Florentino Perez is launching a bid for PSG striker Kylian Mbappe today. Before Friday's transfer deadline, Florentino intends to prise Mbappe away from the Parisians. VozPópuli says Real Madrid are close to acquiring Mbappé and the transfer could be announced in the next few hours. Florentino has now taken the reins of negotiations to close a deal for the Fr...Full Story »

Bayern Munich are reportedly eyeing a late transfer swoop for Fulham midfielder Joao Palhinha. WHAT HAPPENED? The 28-year-old midfielder enjoyed a stellar campaign with Fulham in the Premier League last season, as the Cottagers finished 10th. According to reports via Sky Sports Germany, Bayern Munich sees the Fulham midfielder as their prime candidate to round off their business ahead of the ...Full Story »

Villarreal reject Man Utd's bid for Pedraza Villarreal have reportedly rejected Manchester United's bid to sign their left-back Alfonso Pedraza on loan, according to Marca. The Red Devils are in search of a left full-back as Luke Shaw and Tyrell Malaca are sidelined due to injuries. Other than Pedraza, the Premier League giants are also keen on signing Marc Cucurella from Chelsea. Liverpool...Full Story »

Sean Dyche praised debutant Beto after he came off the bench to inspire an Everton turnaround and prevent an embarrassing Carabao Cup exit to League Two’s bottom side Doncaster.After losing their first three Premier League matches without scoring, the Toffees were staring down the barrel of a humiliating defeat in South Yorkshire.Doncaster dominated the first half and took a deserved lead ...Full Story »

Mauricio Pochettino praised the performances of the players given their full Chelsea debuts in the narrow Carabao Cup win over AFC Wimbledon, but would not be drawn on reports that the club are on the brink of signing Manchester City’s Cole Palmer.It took a first Chelsea goal from Enzo Fernandez in the second half to finally see off the challenge of the League Two side and seal a 2-1 victo...Full Story »

Blackburn boss Jon Dahl Tomasson hailed the club’s academy as teenage debutants Thomas Bloxham and James Edmondson both netted in an8-0 Carabao Cup hammering of Harrogate.Second-half substitutes Bloxham, 18, and Edmondson, 17, joined John Buckley (2), Jake Garrett, Sam Gallagher, Dilan Markanday and Zak Gilsenan as Rovers romped to their biggest victory since 1963 and earned a third round ...Full Story »

Michael Beale offered an apology to travelling Rangers fans after a 5-1 play-off defeat by PSV Eindhoven ended their Champions League hopes 7-3 on aggregate.After drawing 2-2 in the first leg at Ibrox last week, the Light Blues were put to the sword in the Philips Stadion, starting in the 35th minute when Ismael Saibari headed in the opener.The Moroccan attacker added a second in the 53rd m...Full Story »

Sheffield United assistant manager Stuart McCall said he was bored watching his side’s Carabao Cup defeat to League One Lincoln.The Premier League side suffered a 3-2 penalty shoot-out loss at Bramall Lane after a drab 90 minutes ended goalless.Defeat continued a poor start to the season for the Blades, who have lost their opening three Premier League games.They made nine changes for this ...Full Story »

Burnley boss Vincent Kompany felt his side paid a price for their 1-0 Carabao Cup win at Nottingham Forest after Hjalmar Ekdal sustained a serious-looking knee injury.Substitute Zeki Amdouni volleyed home a last-minute winner to settle a largely forgettable tie and clinch Burnley a third-round clash at Salford.But Vitinho, Aaron Ramsey and Ekdal were all forced off through injury, with the latte...Full Story »

Teenagers Thomas Bloxham and James Edmondson scored on their senior debuts as Blackburn romped to an 8-0 win at League Two Harrogate.Rovers enjoyed their biggest victory since 1963 in a heavily one-sided Carabao Cup second round tie, with John Buckley (2), Jake Garrett, Sam Gallagher, Dilan Markanday and Zak Gilsenan also on target for the Championship side.The visitors, who made 10 changes to t...Full Story »

Lukas Jensen was the hero for League One Lincoln as they continued Sheffield United’s miserable start to the season with a 3-2 Carabao Cup penalty shootout victory at Bramall Lane.After a drab 90 minutes ended goalless, the Imps goalkeeper saved spot-kicks from Louis Marsh and Benie Traore to send his side through.This was not the performance or result that the Blades will have been lookin...Full Story »

Zeki Amdouni’s last-minute goal clinched Burnley a 1-0 win at Nottingham Forest and sent his side into the third round of the Carabao Cup.The Switzerland forward, signed from Basel in July, stepped off the bench late in the second half and volleyed home from six yards to settle a largely forgettable tie between two Premier League rivals in the Clarets’ favour.There was a minute&rsquo...Full Story »

Rangers’ Champions League hopes were extinguished in Eindhoven as PSV ran out comprehensive 5-1 play-off winners to go through 7-3 on aggregate.Michael Beale’s side, who drew 2-2 draw with the Dutch outfit at Ibrox last week, deservedly fell behind in the 35th minute of the return game in the Philips Stadion when Ismael Saibari headed in.The Moroccan attacker added a second in the 53...Full Story »

Beto and Arnaut Danjuma saved Everton from an embarrassing Carabao Cup exit to the Football League’s bottom side as Sean Dyche’s men came from behind to edge past dogged Doncaster.Having lost their opening three Premier League games without so much as scoring, a tie against the side 92nd in the standings looked just what the doctor ordered for Sean Dyche’s men.But Everton&rsquo...Full Story »

FANS have been left gobsmacked by the dressing room Cristiano Ronaldo had to use while playing for Al-Nassr on Friday. Nassr faced a trip to Al-Fateh, who have not received the same cash injection from the Saudi Public Investment Fund (PIF) that Al-Nassr, Al-Ittihad, Al-Hilal and Al-Ahli have enjoyed. A Cristiano Ronaldo hat-trick and Sadio Mane brace saw Al-Nassr triumph 5-0 over Fateh, who...Full Story »

ELLA TOONE has been pictured looking loved-up with her non-league footballer boyfriend Joe Bunney. The couple were seen enjoying a well-earned break in Manchester after Toone's Women's World Cup exploits with England. Toone scored once as she helped the Lionesses reach the final for the first time. After returning from Australia last week following the loss to Spain, Toone was snapped with ...Full Story »

OLIVIA BUZAGLO has wowed in a bold outfit as she attended the PFA Awards. The Sky Sports presenter was one of the many stars at the glitzy ceremony that saw Haaland win the PFA Player of the Year award. Olivia dressed up for the event as she stunned in a pink sparkly dress. She completed the look with some subtle jewellery and a classy watch Olivia was also snapped with television presente...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   EFL Cup Round 2Fulham (5)1-1(3) Tottenham   Haaland - PFA men's Player of the Year Saka - PFA Young Player of the Year   Harry Kane finally takes part in the Bayern Paulaner-Lederhosen tradition.     Arsenal: error 404   For real   The Messi x Ronaldo era will never be repeated   Please stay tuned ...Full Story »

Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice in Al Nassr's 4-0 win over Al Shabab on Tuesday to take his Saudi Pro League tally to five goals in two games. Ronaldo, who hit a hat trick in a 5-0 rout of Al Fateh on Friday, converted two first-half penalties against Al Shabab to put his side 2-0 to the good. The former Manchester United and Real Madrid star, who moved to Saudi Arabia in January, later passed ...Full Story »

The nightmare that Mason Greenwood has endured of late could soon be over if reports are accurate. It was initially believed that Man United were keen to reintegrate the winger back into the first-team fold, however, the incredible backlash that the club received as a result of that news being leaked clearly forced them to think again and, ultimately, the Red Devils decided against allowing t...Full Story »

Liverpool captain Virgil van Dijk has been hit with a new charge after his red card at Newcastle. Van Dijk has been banned for one game after being shown a direct red for denying Alexander Isak a goalscoring opportunity in the first-half of Liverpool's 2-1 win, But the FA have now charged him with a breach of FA Rule E3.1. It's alleged that the defender acted in an improper manner and/or us...Full Story »

Arsenal are said to have turned down an offer from Chelsea to sign Emile Smith Rowe. The attacking midfielder, who has barely featured for the club over the past 12 months, wants to leave. Smith Rowe wants to play regular first team football, while various British outlets state Chelsea are eager to sign him. However, The Mail states that a first bid from the Blues has been flatly rejected. ...Full Story »

Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur are both showing a keen interest in Barcelona's want-away star Ansu Fati. Fati considering his future at Nou Camp Spurs and Chelsea both interested 20-year-old under contract until 2027 WHAT HAPPENED? According to transfer expert Fabrizio Romano, Chelsea and Tottenham are two of the teams at the center of talks surrounding the Spain international. Spanish...Full Story »