Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Something to cheer up for Ronaldo fans !     After Completing Football... Lionel Messi has Decided to Study Civil Engineering...     "Hello Manchester United, can we send Ronaldo back? We don't want any money, just take him back"     Forest players doing the Ronaldo celebration only for the goal to be cancell...Full Story »

GABRIEL JESUS has split from his partner Raiane Lima. Social media influencer Raiane, 21, announced she had separated from the Arsenal star, 25, on social media. Raiane announced the news on social mediaCredit: Instagram / @raianelima8 Raiane took to her Instagram story to confirm the news, although her post is no longer available. It comes just eight months after Raiane gave birth to their ...Full Story »

Pep Guardiola has said Mikel Arteta could have been manager of Manchester City but he "didn't wait" for the top job at the Etihad Stadium. Guardiola gave Arteta his first coaching job when he was named City assistant in 2016. He spent three-and-a-half years as No. 2 before taking the Arsenal manager's job in Dec. 2019 but Guardiola said he could have succeeded him as City boss had he stuck aro...Full Story »

Frank Lampard has spoken for the first time since he was sacked by Everton. Frank Lampard has spoken for the first time since he was sacked as Everton manager by sending a heartwarming message to the club's fans thanking them for their support. The 44-year-old was dismissed on Monday by owner Farhad Moshiri after 11 months in charge and the ex-Chelsea boss admitted he was "disappointed" not to ...Full Story »

MANCHESTER UNITED are set to face a transfer battle with their Premier League rivals for Inter Milan star Denzel Dumfries, according to reports. Chelsea and Newcastle are ready to rival the Red Devils for the right-back. Denzel Dumfries has been linked with several Premier League clubs Credit: Getty Dumfries' representatives have supposedly flown to England to hold talks with those interested...Full Story »

Liverpool are working the loan market as they seek a midfield addition. The Daily Mail says Liverpool are 'assessing the squads' of European sides in a bid to boost their midfield options with a temporary transfer. The Reds secured the loan signature of Arthur Melo from Juventus on transfer deadline day during the summer, though the Brazilian has hardly featured due to an injury sustained ba...Full Story »

Constrained by La Liga financial regulations, Barcelona are unable to register Gavi as a first-team player, despite handing him a new contract. WHAT HAPPENED? Due to financial regulations imposed by La Liga, Barcelona are unable to register their Spanish maestro, who is still listed as an academy player. The midfielder penned a new deal in September, but La Liga ruled that Barcelona have a ne...Full Story »

Chelsea are ready to compete with Liverpool to sign Portuguese international Matheus Nunes. Nunes only signed for Wolves at the beginning of the season, but with the Midlands club struggling, he could be considering a move away from the club. With Liverpool and Chelsea both needing midfield options over the next couple of transfer windows, Nunes could be an option for both sides, and they're...Full Story »

Chelsea to raid Everton for Amadou Onana (Times) Chelsea will try to secure a transfer for Everton midfielder Amadou Onana after missing out on Enzo Fernandez and Moises Caicedo, reports The Times. Onana missed training earlier this week and is said to be unhappy with his situation at Goodison Park, where Everton are struggling to avoid relegation. Leeds make £25m bid for McKennie (Di ...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   When your hattrick record that took you 10 years to achieve is about to be destroyed by a Norwegian robot in just a few months     What?     More than just a game!     This elephant refuses to get down from the tree     LAZIOOO THRASH THE SERIE-A CHAMPIONS - AC MILAN 4-0     Real Mad...Full Story »

Manchester City are looking to beat Chelsea to the signing of World Cup winner Enzo Fernandez. Fabrizio Romano has spoken to CaughtOffside via his Substack column multiple times during the January transfer window about the Fernandez to Chelsea saga. It’s no secret that Chelsea are interested in signing Fernandez during this current window, but the asking price from Benfica could be a det...Full Story »

Liverpool are spending this week pushing to reach a commitment with Borussia Dortmund midfielder Jude Bellingham. Liverpool have emerged as frontrunners ahead of Manchester City to sign Dortmund star Bellingham this summer. A report from Sky Germany's Florian Plettenberg claims Jurgen Klopp is 'pushing' to bring the 19-year-old back to England in what is likely to be a club-record transfer. ...Full Story »

ENGLAND'S World Cup hero John Stones and his entrepreneur girlfriend Olivia Naylor are celebrating after she gave birth to a baby boy. The couple are said to be "totally in love" after he was born last week. The pair are said to be thrilled with the news Manchester City centre-back Stones, 28, played in every one of England's matches on the way to the World Cup quarter-finals in Qatar. Stunn...Full Story »

The Blues are thought to be preparing a second bid after having an £18million offer rejected by Lyon. Chelsea are preparing a new bid for Malo Gusto, who is eager to make the move Credit: Getty Chelsea have identified Gusto, 19, as the successor to iconic right-back Cesar Azpilicueta. Todd Boehly has already signed six players this month in a bid to back under-fire Graham Potter. But th...Full Story »

Cristiano Ronaldo reportedly issued a “Bayern Munich or Chelsea” ultimatum to his former agent when pushing for the exits at Manchester United. Wanted out of Old Trafford in summer of 2022 Moves to London & Germany speculated on Ended up in Middle East after Red Devils split WHAT HAPPENED? The Portuguese superstar first expressed a desire to bring a second stint at Old Tr...Full Story »

Chelsea could sell Havertz for £53m (Sky Germany) Chelsea must raise money through outgoing transfers to balance their rapid spending, and there is talk that the Blues could sell Kai Havertz for £53 million ($65.4m) this summer, reports Sky Germany. While Bayern Munich are said to be uninterested, other clubs are ready to enter the race for the 23-year-old. But Havertz is reported...Full Story »

Matt Bloomfield was proud of his Colchester players after they battled back to secure a 1-1 draw against promotion-chasing Salford in Sky Bet League Two.The Ammies took a 49th-minute lead through Conor McAleny, who nodded in from close range from Ryan Watson’s assist after Theo Vassell’s header from a corner had struck the crossbar.However, substitute Fiacre Kelleher rose to head hom...Full Story »

Joelinton fired Newcastle a step closer to Wembley with the winner in an action-packed Carabao Cup semi-final first leg success at Southampton.The Brazilian, who also saw a disallowed goal and was guilty of a bad miss,  secured a 1-0 win for the Magpies by burying a low cross from substitute Alexander Isak with 17 minutes to go on a breathless evening at St Mary’s.Saints thought they ...Full Story »

Ashley Palmer’s late goal gave Chesterfield a 1-0 win at home to Altrincham in the National League.Liam Mandeville had the best chances of a poor first half from the hosts with Alty keeper Oliver Byrne saving the first before he blazed the second over.Shortly after the break Joe Quigley teed up Palmer on the edge of the area but his powerful shot was blocked by Isaac Marriott.Byrne saved w...Full Story »

Fiacre Kelleher came off the bench to earn Colchester a point from their 1-1 draw with promotion-chasing Salford in Sky Bet League Two.The Ammies went close in the 10th minute when home goalkeeper Kieran O’Hara pushed away Matt Smith’s header, following Jason Lowe’s ball into the area.The visitors edged the first half but Colchester almost took the lead in first-half stoppage-t...Full Story »