Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Introducing Dr.K and Dr. DAny doctor do you want to add?   Mason Mount 'could be out for six weeks with hamstring injury   Romelu Lukaku demoted to Chelsea U21s   The race for the 007 is on fire   A Short Story.   OFFICIAL: Man City announce Bernardo Silva has signed a new deal until 2026   The happiest fare...Full Story »

Haaland's explosiveness and power is part of what allowed him to hit 52 goals in 53 appearances in all competitions last season. Schmidt has laid down the gauntlet on taking on Haaland in a race Credit: Getty Her main discipline is the 400 metres Credit: Getty Haaland's top speed has been clocked by experts at 22.5 miles per hour. But German runner Schmidt has claimed that's no match for her...Full Story »

Carlo Ancelotti heaped praise on Jude Bellingham and claimed that the English midfielder has been tasked with replacing star striker Karim Benzema. WHAT HAPPENED? The English international has taken La Liga by storm having already scored three times in his first two appearances for his new club. Madrid have not signed a replacement for Karim Benzema, who left to join Saudi Arabia side Al-Itti...Full Story »

Ollie Watkins grabbed a hat-trick as Aston Villa effectively booked their place in the Europa Conference League with a 5-0 away win over Hibernian.It was the Midlands club’s first European tie in 13 years and the first leg of their qualifying play-off tie was done and dusted by the interval after three headers, two by England international Watkins and one from Jamaica’s Leon Bailey.T...Full Story »

The glamorous footballer left her followers in awe of her "natural beauty" as she shared snaps from her trip. Gabby Howell has stunned in a tiny leopard-print bikiniGabby's fans were left in awe of her 'natural beauty'Gabby has been soaking up the sun on holiday in Malta Gabby has been soaking up the sun during a getaway to Comino Island off the coast of Malta. She has kept her fans updated t...Full Story »

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Pep Guardiola cut an animated figure as he spoke to the parking attendant Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola was spotted fuming at a parking attendant - as City fans joked they're up to 116 charges. The City boss was filmed causing a scene in Manchester, as he loudly argued with a parking attendant on Monday. In the comical footage, Guardiola is then asked for a photograph from the parking att...Full Story »

Olga Carmona scored the winning goal in the Women's World Cup final against England. Jorge Vilda appeared to grab a coach's breast during the Women's World Cup finalThe manager was criticised for his behaviour after the winning the goal Her low drive into the bottom corner proved to be the only goal of the game and saw Spain crowned world champions for the first time. But footage of gaffer Jo...Full Story »

Man City are still in the transfer market as Pep Guardiola looks to bolster his squad and Fabrizio Romano reports that the Premier League champions consider a deal for West Ham’s Lucas Paqueta finished since last week. The Premier League champions were looking to bring the Brazilian to the Etihad this summer but a betting scandal related to the West Ham star threw the transfer in doubt...Full Story »

United are hoping to sign the Turkish shot-stopper as a backup for £47m Andre Onana. Manchester United make an offer for Fenerbahce's Atlay Bayindir Credit: Getty Bayindir, 25, has been Fenerbhce's No1 since 2019 and has 12 caps for the Turkish national side. Goal has reported the Turkish team has given the 6ft 6in keeper permission to leave Istanbul to pursue a move away. United have a...Full Story »

Man Utd's Raphael Varane not heading to Saudi Arabia Raphael Varane has never been in direct contact with Saudi clubs despite links — and he’s not interested in any move this summer 🔴🇫🇷 #MUFCManchester United also consider Varane key player not available on the market. pic.twitter.com/o00mED1eVF— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 22, 2023 Dortmund, Bayern ...Full Story »

Rangers’ Champions League hopes are in the balance after PSV Eindhoven came from behind twice to draw 2-2 in a pulsating play-off first-leg tie at Ibrox.Gers attacker Abdallah Sima curled in a terrific opener just before the interval with the Dutch side punished for sloppiness.However, the visitors levelled through impressive midfielder Ibrahim Sangare just after the hour mark.🔴 ...Full Story »

Lionel Messi is not only arguably the greatest football player of all time but according to one fan, he ranks as the best in folding clothes too. The seven-time Ballon d'Or is considered by many to be the greatest to ever play the sport given his remarkable achievements at both club and international level. Despite leaving Europe after 19 years spent largely with Barcelona and his last two y...Full Story »

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HARRY Kane's adorable baby has been confirmed to have been born in England. England fans had feared a potential future star could play for Germany after Kane's move to Bayern Munich earlier this month. The £104m striker celebrated the announcement of his fourth tot with his wife Kate in a heartfelt Instagram post today. In his happy announcement, the England superstar revealed that the...Full Story »

Liverpool are planning to sign out-of-favor Manchester City midfielder Kalvin Phillips. The former Manchester City man has failed to make any impression since joining City last summer. Phillips, who barely featured for the treble winners last term, is on the market if the right offer arrives. Per The Mirror, Liverpool are assessing a number of midfield targets before the window closes. The...Full Story »

Chelsea are closing in on the signing of highly-rated goalkeeper Djordje Petrovic from Major League Soccer side New England Revolution. Blues set to complete deal Will compete with Robert Sanchez Chelsea will pay €16m (£14m/$17m) WHAT HAPPENED? Fabrizio Romano reports that Chelsea are poised to complete a deal to bring Petrovic into the club from New England. The club have sol...Full Story »

Martin Odegaard’s penalty proved enough to give 10-man Arsenal a gritty 1-0 victory at Crystal Palace to maintain their winning start to the Premier League season.Only Manchester City and Brighton had won their opening two games but the Gunners joined them on six points after a narrow success at Selhurst Park.In a close-fought encounter, captain Odegaard stepped up to steer home a second-h...Full Story »

Charles Cardoso said aces like Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar could be exempt from Saudi's strict laws on alcohol and parties. Neymar will make £2.5 million a week as a player in Saudi ArabiaCristiano Ronaldo, 37, 'lives like royalty' since his move to Al-NassrRonaldo and his family lived at a ultra-lux Four Seasons suite upon their arrival in Saudi Arabia Portuguese star Ronaldo, 38, start...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   One point after two games this season 12th place in the Premier League last season Chelsea have spent more than $1B under Todd Boehly in three transfer windows     SPAIN WIN THEIR FIRST WOMEN'S WORLD CUP     New season, new manager, new squad...same result for Chelsea after their 3-1 loss to West Ham     Mudry...Full Story »