Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Benzema Ballon D'or winners 2022   lol   Ballon D'or 2022:- ▪ Cristiano Ronaldo finishes 20th, his lowest since 2005. ▪ Lionel Messi didn't even make it to the List of Top 30 for the first time since 2005. END OF AN ERA.   Karim Benzema deserved it..   The young midfield duo of FC Barcelona. A lot of potential in them....Full Story »

Real Madrid and France forward Karim Benzema has won the Ballon d'Or - awarded to the best footballer of the year - for the first time. Benzema scored 44 goals in 46 games as he helped Real win the Champions League and La Liga in 2021-22. Lionel Messi (seven) and Cristiano Ronaldo (five) had won the award on 12 of the previous 13 occasions. Bayern Munich's Sadio Mane, who was at Liverpool i...Full Story »

Cristiano Ronaldo landed in 20th spot this time around in the Ballon d'Or Manchester United attacker Cristiano Ronaldo received his lowest-ever ranking at this year's Ballon d'Or - even behind one of his team-mates. The superstar, who was nominated among 29 other players on the shortlist, landed in 20th place - while Red Devils midfielder Casemiro received 17th place in the ceremony. Ronaldo ...Full Story »

DAVID BECKHAM'S son Romeo has joined a host of superstar footballers by choosing A-Star Barbers for a haircut. A clip of the 20-year-old Inter Miami forward was posted on social media after he had his trim completed. A-Star Barbers showed off Romeo's haircut on social media And the barbers' Instagram account added the caption: "Nice to meet you bro ✌️ @romeobeckham." A-Star Barbers have a re...Full Story »

THE rubbish ref flogging the Hand of God football says he does not care about the backlash in England. The Sun yesterday tracked Ali Bin Nasser, 78, to his shabby flat where he told us: “I’m still selling.” Bin Nasser, 78, described England as the home of football The ball could fetch £3million at auction in London next month He claimed he did not see Argentina’s...Full Story »

Ipswich will have defender Dominic Ball available again for the Sky Bet League One match against Lincoln at Portman Road.Ball missed last weekend’s win at Morecambe because of a gash in his leg, but resumed full training again on Friday.Centre-back Cameron Burgess is stepping up his recovery from facial surgery along with summer signing Panutche Camara (groin).Forward Gassan Ahadme (foot),...Full Story »

MANCHESTER UNITED star Casemiro reveals he is so obsessed with football that it winds up his wife. The Brazilian ball-winning midfielder, 30, signed from Real Madrid for a whopping £70million in the summer window. The Manchester United midfielder revealed he can watch games back up to FOUR times to analyse his performanceCredit: Rex The 33-year-old make-up artist is fed up with Casemiro ...Full Story »

Chelsea are planning a move for Norwich City football chief Stuart Webber. The Sun says Webber, 38, who has been sporting director at Carrow Road since 2017, is a leading candidate to take over at Stamford Bridge. During the summer, new Chelsea co-owner Todd Boehly stepped in as interim sporting director to help lead the club's transfer strategy after lead negotiator and director Marina Gran...Full Story »

The coronation of King Charles III will be in May The FA Cup final will avoid postponement because of the King’s coronation - but the Premier League will be affected. King Charles III’s coronation will be held on Saturday, May 6 next year, Buckingham Palace has announced. And though the affair was thought to disrupt the final of the world’s oldest cup competition, it is now...Full Story »

The gang has moved away from away day raids when stars were out at matches as they became wary of alarms quickly alerting police and security teams. Last week, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and fiancee Perrie Edwards were at home when they were burgled A source said: “It’s five or six guys loosely connected to Salford and very professional. "They used to take down cash vans in the 1990s...Full Story »

Premier League footballer arrested for two alleged rapes has bail extended A Premier League footballer under investigation for two alleged rape offences has had his bail further extended by the Metropolitan Police. The player was arrested on July 4 and bailed until early October, extended from an initial date in August. The Guardian published a story today [Monday, October 3] detailing the per...Full Story »

Manchester City-mad adult star Elle Brooke made a bold prediction ahead of today's Manchester Derby at the Etihad Stadium, but she was proved correct thanks to Foden and Haaland Adult star Elle Brooke is a long-time Manchester City fan (Image: instagram.com/thedumbledong / Ben Maclean) Britain's favourite adult star Elle Brooke got her footballing prediction spot on as her beloved Manchester C...Full Story »

The roof of a football stadium has collapsed in Chile scattering hundreds of terrified supporters and leaving dozens injured. The shocking incident, which occurred in Colo Colo's Monumental Stadium in the Chilean capital of Santiago, happened as supporters had gathered inside the ground to celebrate 33 years since it opened. Footage taken from inside the stadium shows one of the grandstands co...Full Story »

GEORGINA RODRIGUEZ performed ballet at the Royal Opera House during her trip to London. The 28-year-old is the long-term girlfriend of Manchester United superstar Cristiano Ronaldo. Georgina took a picture outside the Royal Opera HouseCredit: Instagram / @georginagio Georgina was snapped performing on the iconic stageCredit: Instagram / @georginagio But the Red Devils forward has been away o...Full Story »

DOUGLAS LUIZ has leapt to the defence of his girlfriend after a "disrespectful" post was made towards her. Luiz, 24, is dating Aston Villa women's star Alisha Lehmann and took issue with a remark her. Douglas Luiz leapt to the defence of his footballer girlfriend on social media The post in question saw Lehmann celebrate a goal with Brazilian journalist Milton Neves saying: "Without returning...Full Story »

POP SENSATION Shakira and her ex-footie star fella Gerard Pique were spotted watching their son play baseball - but kept well away from each other. The former couple both showed up to watch nine-year-old Milan in action on Saturday in Barcelona. Shakira kept a lengthy distance from her ex-Gerard Pique as they watched their son play baseballCredit: Splash The Barcelona defender was spotted wit...Full Story »

Colchester interim manager Steve Ball could make changes as his side prepare to face Rochdale.Former manager Wayne Brown departed earlier in the week following their loss to Grimsby and the club sit 21st in League Two.John Akinde is edging closer to a return for the U’s and has featured for their under-21 team as he recovers from injury.Cole Skuse could also push for more minutes after com...Full Story »

Zander Murray has gone public with his sexuality to inspire others in his position Gala Fairydean Rovers striker Zander Murray has become the first openly gay active Scottish footballer. The 30-year-old revealed his sexuality in a social media post, going on to tell his Lowland League club it "feels like the weight of the world is now off my shoulders". Murray has followed in the footsteps of ...Full Story »

A frustrated Son Heung-min was glad to respond to being dropped with a sensational hat-trick to help Tottenham hammer Leicester 6-2.Last season’s joint-top goalscorer in the Premier League had started the campaign with no goals from his first eight matches in all competitions and it saw him named among the substitutes for the visit of the struggling Foxes.After watching Harry Kane, Eric Di...Full Story »

With the nation mourning the loss of the longest-reigned monarch in British history, no domestic matches will be played. Champions League football will go ahead after The Queen's death Credit: AFP But the same does not apply for next week's round of European Uefa fixtures. If any Premier League side were not to play, they would be forfeiting the points. Tottenham are due to travel to Sportin...Full Story »