Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today. FIRST CAREER HAT TRICK FOR VINICIUS     ▪Down 2-0 to Tottenham▪Rob Holding is sent off for two yellow cards in seven minutesArsenal fans:     Gerard Pique Chose Violence.     North London is White!!Tottenham 3-0 Arsenal         Manchester United Fans Have Had an EVENTFUL 24 Hours!   &...Full Story »

The couple wedded in secret at Crewe Registry Office on Thursday ahead of their fairytale wedding this summer. Harry Maguire has tied the knot with long-term partner Fern Hawkins Credit: Zenpix Fern was spotted leaving the venue separately to Maguire Credit: Zenpix The couple got engaged in 2018 after Maguire proposed on a romantic getaway to Paris Credit: Instagram United and England defend...Full Story »

Aston Villa have signed former Liverpool playmaker Philippe Coutinho on a permanent deal from Barcelona. The Brazilian, 29, moved to Villa Park on loan in January in a deal which included an option to buy at the end of the season. He has now signed on a contract running until 2026 for 20m euros (£17m) and is understood to have taken a considerable wage cut from his deal in Spain. "This...Full Story »

Steven Gerrard has targeted Liverpool defender Joe Gomez for the upcoming transfer window as the former Reds midfielder plots an overhaul of his Aston Villa defence reports the Daily Mirror. Aston Villa have an average defensive record in the Premier League this season and are in the middle of the pack when it comes to goals conceded with 49. Gerrard has two good full-backs in Matty Cash an...Full Story »

Manchester City forward Raheem Sterling is reportedly not likely to make a move to either Tottenham or Arsenal, with a transfer abroad his priority. This is according to a report from The Athletic, who state that Sterling will wait until June to make a decision on his future, and that “should he exit City, his long-held expectation is to join one of a small number of Europe’s most...Full Story »

Real Madrid crushed bottom-side Levante 6-0 at the Santiago Bernabeu on Thursday night in a match that saw Vinicius Junior net a hat trick and Karim Benzema continue continue his rampant goalscoring form in LaLiga this season. The result means Levante, who have 29 points from 36 matches, are relegated to Spain's second division as they cannot mathematically get out of the bottom three. Despite...Full Story »

Former England boss McClaren joined the incoming Red Devils boss today and his assistant Mitchell van der Gaag who is following him to Old Trafford. Steve McClaren is poised to return to Manchester United with Erik ten Hag Credit: Copyright 2017 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. They met in Amsterdam with United’s Director of Football John Murtough less than 24 hours after Ten H...Full Story »

The forward's time with the German giants is nearing its conclusion Robert Lewandowski will not renew his contract at Bayern Munich, GOAL can confirm. The striker's current deal runs until the end of next season, but he has already decided he wants to leave the club and could be sold before his contract expires. Lewandowski has been heavily linked to Barcelona in recent months, though no ag...Full Story »

The Liga giants are willing to enter into discussions regarding the sale of a number of players if suitable terms are tabled during the summer window Barcelona would be willing to accept a bid of around €60 million (£51m/$63m) for Manchester United-linked Frenkie de Jong, GOAL has learned, with the Liga giants open to offers for a number of players on their books. With finances st...Full Story »

Canada manager drawing interest from EnglandCanada manager John Herdman is drawing interest from England club teams, reports the Mirror. QPR, Blackburn and Burnley are among the clubs interested in Herman, who came up in the Sunderland academy during his playing days. After leading Canada's women's team to the Olympics, Herdman has built the men's program, helping Canada reach the World Cup ...Full Story »

Antonio Conte has told Mikel Arteta to stop complaining and focus on his team after the Arsenal manager appeared to blame the referee for a heavy north London derby defeat at Tottenham.The visitors knew victory at the home of their rivals would seal a return to Champions League football but they capitulated and slipped to a 3-0 defeat, as well as having Rob Holding sent off, to leave Spurs just ...Full Story »

Rhys McCabe’s late penalty ensured Queen’s Park and Airdrie will go into Sunday’s second leg of their cinch Championship play-off final level after a 1-1 draw at Firhill.Queen’s Park led through Simon Murray’s fine 64th-minute strike as he got on the end of a long ball from goalkeeper Calum Ferrie, turned and slotted the ball through two defenders to find the corner...Full Story »

Tottenham kept their Champions League hopes alive as they put 10-man Arsenal to the sword with a 3-0 victory in a pulsating north London derby.Victory for the Gunners would have booked them a top-four spot, but Antonio Conte’s men were never going to let that happen on their own patch.Spurs’ motto emblazoned in the stands before the game was ‘Dare, Dream, Do’ and they del...Full Story »

Morgan Gibbs-White is expected to start for Sheffield United in the first leg of their play-off semi-final against Nottingham Forest.Gibbs-White, on loan from Wolves, recovered from a knock in time for last week’s home win against Fulham but was withdrawn late in the game as a precaution.Defender George Baldock is in contention having returned to the bench as an unused substitute last week...Full Story »

Luton forward Elijah Adebayo is closing in on a return from injury going into the Sky Bet Championship play-off semi-final with Huddersfield.Adebayo has missed his side’s last two games due to a hamstring issue but Hatters boss Nathan Jones said there is “far better news” on the player ahead of Friday’s first leg.Pelly-Ruddock Mpanzu (ankle) has been ruled out of Luton&rs...Full Story »

MAN City boss Pep Guardiola has sparked snorts of derision — with a garish Peppa Pig-style jumper. He posed with fans in the over-sized £1,000 Balenciaga hooped pink sweater outside his Tast restaurant in Manchester after City beat Newcastle 5-0 on Sunday. Pep Guardiola posed in a garish Peppa Pig-style jumper Critics compared Pep's knitwear to kids telly fave Peppa and the Cheshir...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   RKO from outta nowhereLeeds 0-3 Chelsea   They could not beat Manchester UnitedShame Chelsea, Spurs   Poor Marco Reus...   Imagine this   Former Real Madrid and Everton James Rodriguez has spoken   Juventus' Season   WHAT A F*CKING GAME OF FOOTBALL!   Please stay tuned on 7M Daily Laugh. There will b...Full Story »

WANDA ICARDI might be earning more than her football superstar husband Mauro Icardi, according to reports in Spain. The Argentine influencer and businesswoman is raking in a small fortune, according to figures published in Mundo Deportivo. Wanda is a successful social media influencerCredit: https://www.instagram.com/wanda_nara/ Mauro Icardi and wife Wanda are a high-profile couple in the foo...Full Story »

CRISTIANO RONALDO is continuing to enjoy the Portuguese sunshine on his break away from Manchester United. The striker, 37, flew out to his homeland after the Red Devils' humiliating 4-0 defeat to Brighton last weekend. Ronaldo is relaxing on holiday with girlfriend GeorginaCredit: Instagram @cristiano Ronaldo was given time off and he chose to spend some quality time with partner Georgina Ro...Full Story »

The Spaniard believes that the £51 million capture of the Borussia Dortmund star will be a wise investment Manchester City's decision to sign Erling Haaland shows a "good sign for the future", believes coach Pep Guardiola, after the club announced the capture of the Norway international. The Borussia Dortmund star will arrive at the Etihad Stadium next season in a £51 million ($63m...Full Story »