Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   ERLING HAALAND REALLY HAS FIVE GOALS AGAINST LEIPZIG     Haaland scores 5 goalsMan City 7-0 RB Leipzig     El Classico along the way     THIS MONTH OF MARCH HAS BEEN QUITE EVENTFUL!     #Kvaratskhelia #Kvaradona #napoli #Maradona     BREAKING : FIFA have approved The New format for T...Full Story »

GERARD Pique has broken his silence over ex-wife Shakira's scathing diss track. The Colombian popstar's hit song has multiple references to Pique, from whom she split in June after 11 years together. Shakira debuted her diss track on The Tonight Show In the brutal new song, Shakira takes more swipes at Pique's new girlfriend Clara Chia, who he was rumoured to have been started dating before t...Full Story »

GEORGINA RODRIGUEZ has shown off her curves in a figure-hugging dress. Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend stunned while heading to a photoshoot in Saudi Arabia. Georgina Rodriguez wore a tight red dress The model uploaded a number of glamorous snaps as she wore a tight red outfit and thin scarf. Georgina also flaunted her jewellery, posing with an expensive-looking watch, ring and bag. Fans wer...Full Story »

MANCHESTER UNITED star Diogo Dalot has announced his engagement to Claudia Lopes. The defender went all out for his proposal, taking his partner to a room filled with roses. Man Utd’s Diogo Dalot proposes to his stunning girlfriend Claudia Lopes A big luminous sign reading 'Marry Me?' accompanied red balloons - setting a romantic scene for the proposal. Dalot popped the question after ...Full Story »

Harry Kane's contract will expire in 2024, opening the door to a potential exit this summer with Manchester United interested in his services - but once again Tottenham have no plans to sell Tottenham are not prepared to sell Harry Kane this summer (Image: Isabel Infantes/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock) Rival football fans have criticised Tottenham for reportedly forcing Harry Kane to stay put once ...Full Story »

PSV Eindhoven attacker Xavi Simons has been linked with a move to the Premier League at the end of the season. A report from Fichajes.net claims that Arsenal, Chelsea, and Manchester United are keeping tabs on the PSV Eindhoven star and they could look to make a move at the end of the season. The 19-year-old has a contract with the Dutch outfit until the summer of 2027 and he could prove to be...Full Story »

Arsenal are to trigger a 12-month clause in Granit Xhaka's contract to keep him at the Emirates until 2025. The 30-year-old Swiss international has emerged as one of the most influential players in Mikel Arteta's title-chasing squad this season. Now Arteta wants to reward that contribution by effectively tying the player to Arsenal for the rest of his career. Xhaka's current deal is set to ...Full Story »

Erling Haaland broke Manchester City's single-season scoring record with his fifth goal of the game in their Champions League round-of-16 second leg win over RB Leipzig on Tuesday. Haaland, 22, now has 39 goals in all competitions for City this season, surpassing the mark of 38 set by Tommy Johnson during the 1928-29 season. The Norway international became the fastest player to reach 30 goals ...Full Story »

The keeper has impressed this season and likely caught the eye of Blues chiefs in their recent Champions League meeting with the German side. Manchester United and Chelsea want to sign Gregor Kobel Credit: Getty United are also keeping an eye out for a new goalie with David de Gea in the final 18 months of his contract. And according to Sport1 they could make a summer move for Kobel. However...Full Story »

A Barcelona return for Lionel Messi continues to be speculated on, with Gerard Pique admitting it would be “incredible” to see him back at Camp Nou. Argentine departed Camp Nou in 2021 Contract running down at PSG May be on the move this summer WHAT HAPPENED? The seven-time Ballon d’Or winner bid farewell to Catalunya once it became apparent that Barca did not have the ...Full Story »

Simone Inzaghi implemented a defensive masterclass as his Inter side saw out a 0-0 draw away to Porto on Tuesday to progress to the quarter-finals. Inter survived late onslaught Porto lacked creative spark Nerazzurri reach first quarter-final since 2011 TELL ME MORE: Porto were the in-form side with more at stake in the tie, which was evident right from the off. Just a few minutes in, Ma...Full Story »

Sergio Ramos could reject MLS for PSG extension (SPORT) Paris Saint-Germain remain interested in keeping Sergio Ramos after his contract expires this summer, and the centre-back could be convinced to stay at the club despite interest elsewhere, according to SPORT. An MLS offer is reportedly on the table, and Ramos could potentially join Lionel Messi and Sergio Busquets in the United States i...Full Story »