Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea     Man City 5-0 Arsenal Save Arteta     Ronaldo to Manchester United, City are out of the race.     "No Cristiano Ronaldo, No Party!"Juventus Lost to The Newly Promoted - Empoli.         Stay Strong Arsenal Fans, Hopefully One Day 'The Dark Knight' will rise up ...Full Story »

PATRICK VIEIRA’S Crystal Palace are trying to agree a price for Arsenal striker Eddie Nketiah — and are willing to spend £12million. But the Eagles have also tabled a £15m offer for Celtic’s French hitman Odsonne Edouard as they put pressure on BOTH to commit and join them. Eddie Nketiah is a transfer target for Crystal Palace before the window closes Former Gunner...Full Story »

Kyle Wootton’s second-half header rescued Notts County a point in a 1-1 home draw against 10-man Torquay.Wootton headed home Adam Chicksen’s cross in the 69th minute to cancel out Danny Wright’s first-half header for the visitors.County made a bright start and struck a post in the 10th minute through Ruben Rodrigues’ effort.Torquay were reduced to 10 men midway through th...Full Story »

Barrow had captain Mark Ellis sent off for violent conduct but still held Bristol Rovers to a 1-1 draw in Sky Bet League Two.Mark Cooper’s side lost Ellis to a straight red card in the 31st minute following an off-the-ball incidentAnd the Cumbrians fell behind in the 43rd minute of a fiery opening half as Sam Nicholson’s shot gave Rovers a deserved lead.But Joey Barton’s visito...Full Story »

The Juve star is set for a sensational return to Old Trafford after he departed Turin by private plane on FridayManchester United have confirmed they have agreed a deal to sign Cristiano Ronaldo from Juventus. Ronaldo’s agent Jorge Mendes offered the former Red Devils forward to Man City  after they missed out top target Harry Kane,  but City dropped out of the race on Friday....Full Story »

Rochdale had to settle for a 1-1 draw with Colchester on the night they celebrated a landmark anniversary.The League Two fixture had been brought forward to ensure it was 100 years to the day since Rochdale played their first match in the Football League.Whereas Rochdale marked August 27, 1921 with a 6-3 win against Accrington in the Third Division North, there was no repeat as their miserable h...Full Story »

The England captain yesterday revealed he will NOT be leaving Spurs this summer after failing to engineer a move to the Etihad. Harry Kane is in line for a bumper Tottenham pay-day after announcing he will stay at the club Credit: Getty Kane was desperate to leave for Man City this summer but Spurs refused to sell Credit: Getty Now Cristiano Ronaldo’s camp are stepping up their efforts ...Full Story »

Julian Nagelsmann's side proved to be too good against the Bremen minnows at the Weserstadion in the delayed clash, which was originally scheduled for earlier this month. Eric-Maxim Choupo-Moting scored four goals in Bayern Munich's 12-0 German Cup win against Bremer SV Credit: Reuters Former Chelsea academy star Jamal Musiala scored twice in the rout at the Weserstadion Credit: Getty Bremer ...Full Story »

Mbappe's PSG stint Mbappe would make the switch to current club PSG in 2017. The Parisians would first sign the youngster on a season-long loan for the 2017/18 campaign from Monaco. Said deal had a clause that would allow PSG to purchase Mbappe permanently for a fee believed to be around £166m, which they of course did. Mbappe has since gone on to feature 174 times for the French power...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Arsenal 20th >>> 17thArteta : ????   (1st)Liverpool 2-0 Burnley     During Empoli Vs Lazio Match, A Fan Held A Banner, In Which It Was Trolling Sarri Over His Habit Of Continuous Smoking.     LOL   true   Virgil van Dijk has never lost a Premier League game at Anfield as a Liverpool player &nb...Full Story »

The Clarets have now reached the asking price wanted by the French club and are sorting out terms with the Ivory Coast international, who can play on the wing or at left-back. Lyon's Ivory Coast wideman Maxwell Cornet is poised for Burnley Credit: Getty Defender Nathan Collins has already arrived at Turf Moor from Stoke for £12m Credit: Getty Cornet, 24, will be given a pay-off by Lyon...Full Story »

Michael Nottingham’s first-half strike earned Accrington a 1-0 win at Crewe, who finished the game with 10 men.Nottingham punished his former club’s tame defending from a Sean McConville corner by lashing home a right-footed finish from 12 yards in the 17th minute.McConville’s corners were a real problem for Crewe and Ross Sykes headed against the bar from another of the winger...Full Story »

Southend got their quest for a return to the Football League off to a winning start with a 1-0 victory at King’s Lynn.Sam Dalby scored early as the Shrimpers won the Vanarama National League contest, with Junior Morias sent off for the hosts in the closing stages.Dalby made the decisive breakthrough when he rolled the ball home from close range after being set up by a Jack Bridge cross.Sou...Full Story »

David Turnbull helped himself to a hat-trick as Celtic showed 10-man St Mirren no mercy in a 6-0 thrashing at Parkhead.Saints boss Jim Goodwin had to watch the cinch Premiership match on a stream from his house after testing positive for Covid-19 in midweek and he must have winced at the punishment handed out by the home side in the first half.Israel international Liel Abada fired a shot through...Full Story »

Arsenal have completed the signing of midfielder Martin Odegaard from Real Madrid, the club announced on Friday, while also confirming a deal for Sheffield United's Aaron Ramsdale that takes the club's summer spending over the £100 million mark. Odegaard, 22, spent last season on loan with the Premier League club and scored two goals in 20 appearances. Odegaard returned to Spain this su...Full Story »

The Argentine superstar will have to wait a bit longer for his debut with the French giants as he continues to build up his fitness Goal can confirm that Lionel Messi and Neymar have been left out of Mauricio Pochettino's Paris Saint-Germain squad for their Ligue 1 clash with Brest on Friday. Pochettino has already privately communicated who will be involved at Stade Francis-Le Ble, with Mes...Full Story »

Tottenham will have work to do in the second leg of their Europa Conference League play-off tie with Pacos de Ferreira after losing the first leg 1-0 in Portugal.A much-changed team went down to Lucas Silva’s goal on the stroke of half-time and they did not have the firepower or quality to fight back, failing to muster a single shot on target.It is not what Nuno Espirito Santo will have be...Full Story »

He's confirmed he'll wear the No.19 Aguero will wear no.19EFE Lionel Messi's legacy is a significant one at Barcelona, and it begins with the fact that no-one wants to take his legendary No.10 shirt. Sergio Aguero, close friend of the new Paris Saint-Germain forward, has confirmed that it will not be him, as he announced that he will wear the No.19. "Nobody's going to wear the number 10, no?...Full Story »

Robert Lewandowski scores twice for Bayern Munich in 3-1 German Super Cup win over Borussia Dortmund as club legend Gerd Muller celebrated ahead of kick-off; Marco Reus and Thomas Muller also on target Robert Lewandowski scored twice for Bayern Munich to beat Borussia Dortmund 3-1 in the German Super Cup and give coach Julian Nagelsmann his first win as manager. The Poland star, who scored a r...Full Story »

Bristol City manager Nigel Pearson admitted that he was relieved to at last “get over the line” after his side had ended a 13-match winless run with a 3-2 Championship victory at Reading.Andreas Weimann and Chris Martin gave City a 2-0 lead early on only for Femi Azeez to reduce the deficit in the 19th minute.Weimann struck again seven minutes into the second half and although skippe...Full Story »