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Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher have been bickering again Sky Sports pundits and former Premier League rivals Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher are used to bickering both on our screens and online, but now the ex-Manchester United star has joked about getting his lawyers involved. Carragher and Neville shared 'hatred' for one another during their playing days, but have struck up an unlikely f...Full Story »

When football players hang up their boots, there are a number of jobs that they usually turn to. Some become managers and coaches, others go down the punditry route on television on radio - while some even end up on BBC daytime programmes like Homes Under The Hammer. However, not everyone decides to get into piloting planes. But that is exactly what former Middlesbrough player Richard Kell d...Full Story »

Paris Saint-Germain convinced Kylian Mbappe to snub a transfer to Real Madrid in favour of signing a new contract, but he has not looked happy about still being at Parc des Princes in the early weeks of the 2022-23 campaign. Mbappe reportedly became the highest-paid player in world football when he finalised a three-year deal in May, with it widely suggested that the agreement also granted hi...Full Story »

Thomas Tuchel and Antonio Conte have been fined by the Football Association (FA) for their conduct during the 2-2 draw between Chelsea and Tottenham last week. The Blues boss has also been banned for one game, though that punishment has been suspended for the time being. The two managers clashed more than once during the London derby at Stamford Bridge on Sunday. Once on the touchline after T...Full Story »

Crystal Palace have no new injury concerns for their clash with Aston Villa but remain without a number of players.James Tomkins (calf), James McArthur (groin), Nathan Ferguson (foot) and Jack Butland (hand) are all still sidelined.Michael Olise made his first appearance of the season as a late substitute during Monday’s draw with Liverpool after recovering from a long-term foot injury and...Full Story »

Stoke manager Michael O’Neill has suffered a number of injury blows ahead of the visit of Sunderland.Josh Tymon (ankle) and Harry Clarke (shin) picked up injuries in the win against Blackpool earlier this month and although Tymon returned against Huddersfield, he aggravated the problem in the 3-1 defeat.O’Neill believes Tymon will be out for four to six weeks, with Clarke sidelined f...Full Story »

Colchester could bring Charlie Owens back into the squad for the visit of Leyton Orient on Saturday.The 24-year-old midfielder did not feature in the 1-0 win over Bradford on Tuesday but could return to the fold after boss Wayne Brown revealed plans to build up his fitness.Tom Eastman scored a dramatic stoppage-time winner in midweek and will most likely start again.The U’s will be looking...Full Story »

Charlton have Diallang Jaiyesimi fit and available for Saturday’s visit of Cambridge.The forward suffered a knock in training, but manager Ben Garner does not envisage it will rule the former Norwich youngster out of the game.Garner has no new injury concerns but remains without Mandela Egbo, who is sidelined with a knee issue.Chuks Aneke (calf) is also out for the hosts, who are looking t...Full Story »

Ross County boss Malky Mackay will look to come up with a winning formula for the visit of Kilmarnock on Saturday.The Staggies have lost their first three cinch Premiership games and will again be without defender Connor Randall who has a fractured bone in his leg.Winger William Akio remains on the sidelines following knee surgery.Kilmarnock will be without Jordan Jones (thigh) and Jeriel Dorset...Full Story »

Crewe are unsure on the fitness of defender Rod McDonald as they prepare to face Northampton on Saturday.The 30-year-old has been dealing with a groin problem which has kept him out of Alex’s last two league games, and boss Alex Morris will check on McDonald’s fitness ahead of kick-off against his former club.Goalkeeper Dave Richards has not yet been involved this season but could re...Full Story »

Midfielder Dylan Levitt is set to return to the Dundee United squad for the cinch Premiership game against St Mirren at Tannadice.The former Manchester United youngster returned to training following a knock while Logan Chalmers has recovered from a hamstring problem.Long-term absentee Peter Pawlett (Achilles) is still out.St Mirren defender Declan Gallagher is available again following a one-ga...Full Story »

Swansea will be without Joel Latibeaudiere for the Sky Bet Championship match against Luton as the defender is set for a spell on the sidelines after dislocating his shoulder.The defender was carried off on a stretcher following a heavy fall during the first half of Tuesday night’s draw against Millwall and is expected to be out for around four months.Jamie Paterson continues his own rehab...Full Story »

Bournemouth will make a late call on striker Dominic Solanke ahead of Saturday evening’s Premier League clash with Arsenal.Solanke missed last weekend’s 4-0 thrashing at champions Manchester City due to an ankle issue.Cherries boss Scott Parker could hand a first start to Argentina defender Marcos Senesi but fellow summer signings Ryan Fredericks (calf) and Joe Rothwell (quad) remain...Full Story »

Newcastle boss Eddie Howe will make a late decision on full-back Matt Targett ahead of Sunday’s Premier League clash with champions Manchester City.Targett missed last weekend’s 0-0 draw at Brighton with a hamstring injury and will be given until the last moment to prove his fitness.Winger Ryan Fraser is expected to return after recovering from a back problem and, with defenders Emil...Full Story »

Bristol City midfielder Mark Sykes misses the Severnside derby against Cardiff on Sunday through suspension.Sykes was sent off in Tuesday’s 2-0 home win over Luton for a challenge on Luke Freeman, which sparked a melee between the two sets of players and ended with both clubs being charged by the Football Association.Kane Wilson would seem to be Sykes’ natural replacement for the Sky...Full Story »

Dion Charles could feature for Bolton when they take on Sheffield Wednesday.The forward has been out with a thigh injury but could make his return against the Owls.Ricardo Almeida Santos is available after serving his suspension for a red card picked up against Port Vale.Eoin Toal is expected to still be sidelined with an ankle injury.Michael Smith is expected to miss out for Sheffield Wednesday...Full Story »

Callum Cooke is in line to start against his former club as Hartlepool prepare to welcome Bradford to the Suit Direct Stadium.The 25-year-old midfielder spent the last three seasons at the Bantams before being released this summer and will be eager to prove a point come Saturday afternoon.Defender Alex Lacey played a full 90 minutes in their midweek stalemate with Tranmere despite battling illne...Full Story »

Everton midfielder Abdoulaye Doucoure will miss the visit of Nottingham Forest as he has been ruled out for three weeks with a hamstring injury.The 29-year-old was forced off in last weekend’s defeat at Aston Villa and his absence raises the possibility of new signing Amadou Onana getting his first start for the club.Fellow midfielder Allan is fit again after a foot injury saw him miss a l...Full Story »

Anthony Martial has returned to training ahead of Manchester United’s crunch clash with rivals Liverpool on Monday.The 26-year-old impressed during the Red Devils’ pre-season tour but missed the first two games of the season with a hamstring injury.United boss Erik ten Hag says Martial is back in training, but Victor Lindelof and Facundo Pellistri are absent.Liverpool striker Roberto...Full Story »