Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Bayern Munich has replaced Nagelsmann with Tuchel   EPL manager of the month (March 2023 Nominations)   This is for"PeNAlTy FoR aRgEnTiNa" Fans ..   Zlatan on the bench watching lukaku score   Accurate   THIS   24-year-old (!) Kylian Mbappe passes Karim Benzema to move into fifth all-time in men's goals for ...Full Story »

Manchester United could hijack Chelsea's attempts to sign Joao Felix permanently in the summer, reports have claimed. Felix signed straight Chelsea loan in January United on the hunt for a striker Contracted to Atleti until 2027 WHAT HAPPENED? Felix agreed a straight loan to Stamford Bridge in January after Chelsea met Atletico Madrid's demands and paid a loan fee of around £11mil...Full Story »

The ex-Chelsea boss takes over from the axed Julian Nagelsmann. Thomas Tuchel has been announced as new manager of Bayern Munich Credit: EPA Julian Nagelsmann has been sacked as Bayern boss Credit: Reuters German giants Bayern confirmed the news with a blunt statement on social media. A Twitter post announced: "FC Bayern and head coach Julian Nagelsmann have parted company. "This decision w...Full Story »

Three in the race for £32m Sangare from PSV Premier League London rivals Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham are reportedly set for a three-way scrap to sign PSV Eindhoven midfielder Ibrahima Sangare. According to 90min, the 25-year-old's representatives have spoken with a number of Premier League clubs and he could be available for around the £32million mark this summer due to a rele...Full Story »

Ten-man Inverness moved up to sixth in the cinch Championship after edging to a 1-0 win against Partick Thistle.Mark Ridgers kept Inverness in the game during the first half, tipping Brian Graham’s effort wide before being called into action just before half-time to deny Scott Tiffoney from inside the box.Inverness took the lead five minutes after the break when Jay Henderson’s low c...Full Story »

CHELSEA star Thiago Silva has turned handyman while out injured. The 38-year-old was ruled out for up to six weeks after suffering a knee injury in the Blues' 2-0 defeat to Tottenham last month. Silva has remained a visible presence at Stamford Bridge throughout his lay-off, supporting his team-mates from the stands. And he has also been productive at home during his time on the sidelines. ...Full Story »

Manchester City could offer Joao Cancelo in exchange for Bayern Munich’s Serge Gnabry as manager Pep Guardiola looks for a goalscoring winger.This is according to Fichajes, who say that the out-of-favour Cancelo could be used as a makeweight in a deal to bring Gnabry to the Etihad. Cancelo made the surprise loan switch to the Allianz Arena on January’s deadline day and has impressed...Full Story »

United are in the market for a new striker this summer. Manchester United are favourites to land Victor Osimhen Credit: Getty And Osimhen fits their criteria after scoring 25 goals in 29 games this season, including four in the Champions League. The Red Devils are leading the race to sign the striker, according to Gianluca Di Marzio. But the transfer guru claims it could take a Premier Leagu...Full Story »

It follows an incredible turn of events for the German giants on Thursday night. Ex-Chelsea chief Thomas Tuchel is said to have come straight in as Bayern manager Credit: Getty Bayern are axing boss Julian Nagelsmann despite doing well in Europe Credit: AP Ex-PSG chief Tuchel will take over seven months after Chelsea surprisingly axed him, according to German publication Bild. He's tipped to...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Man City's Haaland out of Norway squad with injury   Tottenham look set to part ways with Conte during the international break   Pickford Spreading Fragrance on the Field...   Which 4 Teams will win the League?   Xavi's Barcelona loves playing against Real Madrid..   lol   Smile on their face >>>>...Full Story »

Cristiano Ronaldo said on Wednesday that his exit from Manchester United following a second stint at Old Trafford represented a "bad phase of his career." The Portugal international, who is back playing for his country in a pair of Euro 2024 qualifiers, moved to Saudi club Al Nassr in January after becoming a pariah at United following an interview with Piers Morgan in which he was highly cri...Full Story »

Chelsea could use Romelu Lukaku as a makeweight in a deal to resign Tammy Abraham as the Blues endeavour to solve their striker issues. This is according to Calciomercato (h/t Football Italia), who say that Abraham is high on Chelsea's list of targets with the club still needing to sort out their No.9 problems. When Chelsea sold Abraham to the Rome outfit back in 2021, they included a £...Full Story »

Atletico Madrid striker Antoine Griezmann considered international retirement after being overlooked for the France captaincy. PSG star Kylian Mbappe was named Les Bleus captain this week. AS says Griezmann saw himself at Euro 2024 wearing the armband; Didier Deschamps' decision has come as a huge blow for the forward, to such an extent that he even considered international retirement on the...Full Story »

Manchester United could use Dean Henderson to bring Tottenham to the negotiating table for Harry Kane. Tottenham have targeted Henderson as an alternative this summer if United are willing to let him leave, says ESPN. And the report adds Red Devils chiefs could use that to their advantage in negotiations over Kane. Kane is believed to be Erik ten Hag's no1 target this summer but United fear...Full Story »

Managers Nigel Clough and Paul Hurst both felt a draw was a fair result as their respective Mansfield and Grimsby sides battled out a goalless League Two stalemate on Wednesday night.The result leaves Mansfield two points off the play-off places in eighth spot, while Grimsby remain 15th as they returned to league action following their FA Cup defeat at Brighton on Sunday.And Hurst said he was pl...Full Story »

Mansfield and Grimsby could not be separated on Wednesday night as they played out a goalless League Two draw at One Call Stadium.The first half produced most of the game’s best moments, particularly for Grimsby who started very strongly with John McAtee and captain Luke Waterfall both forcing fine saves out of Mansfield goalkeeper Christy Pym.McAtee came close again when he hit the inside...Full Story »

HARRY KANE is reportedly one of TWO strikers on Real Madrid's shortlist as they seek to secure a temporary replacement for Karim Benzema. The European champions' long-term plan is to secure Erling Haaland or Kylian Mbappe. Harry Kane is being linked with a summer move away from boyhood club Tottenham However, they are aware neither of them are set to become available until at least 2024. As ...Full Story »

Manchester United have reportedly stepped up their interest in Monaco defender Axel Disasi, who was recently called into the France squad by Didier Deschamps to replace injured Arsenal centre-back William Saliba. The Red Devils are believed to be in the market for defensive reinforcements ahead of next season and are thought to have taken a liking to Disasi as a result of his impressive performa...Full Story »

Steven Schumacher knows his Plymouth Argyle side had an off day but the 2-0 win at Accrington that took them to the top of League One was all that mattered.A deflected Matt Butcher strike in the 14th minute and a late Conor Grant goal sent Argyle into top spot after Sheffield Wednesday lost to Barnsley.Accrington had Mo Sangare sent off in the 51st minute for two bookable offences – their ...Full Story »

West Ham United are said to be looking at Manchester City's Kalvin Phillips as a replacement for the likely-to-depart Declan Rice. It is no secret that Rice has admitted he wants to play Champions League football in his career and he's unlikely to do that at West Ham, so a move this summer for the Englishman looks like it will happen. According to Ben Jacobs of TEAMtalk, West Ham could move ...Full Story »