Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Something to cheer up for Ronaldo fans !     After Completing Football... Lionel Messi has Decided to Study Civil Engineering...     "Hello Manchester United, can we send Ronaldo back? We don't want any money, just take him back"     Forest players doing the Ronaldo celebration only for the goal to be cancell...Full Story »

MANCHESTER UNITED are set to face a transfer battle with their Premier League rivals for Inter Milan star Denzel Dumfries, according to reports. Chelsea and Newcastle are ready to rival the Red Devils for the right-back. Denzel Dumfries has been linked with several Premier League clubs Credit: Getty Dumfries' representatives have supposedly flown to England to hold talks with those interested...Full Story »

Chelsea are ready to compete with Liverpool to sign Portuguese international Matheus Nunes. Nunes only signed for Wolves at the beginning of the season, but with the Midlands club struggling, he could be considering a move away from the club. With Liverpool and Chelsea both needing midfield options over the next couple of transfer windows, Nunes could be an option for both sides, and they're...Full Story »

Chelsea to raid Everton for Amadou Onana (Times) Chelsea will try to secure a transfer for Everton midfielder Amadou Onana after missing out on Enzo Fernandez and Moises Caicedo, reports The Times. Onana missed training earlier this week and is said to be unhappy with his situation at Goodison Park, where Everton are struggling to avoid relegation. Leeds make £25m bid for McKennie (Di ...Full Story »

Manchester City are looking to beat Chelsea to the signing of World Cup winner Enzo Fernandez. Fabrizio Romano has spoken to CaughtOffside via his Substack column multiple times during the January transfer window about the Fernandez to Chelsea saga. It’s no secret that Chelsea are interested in signing Fernandez during this current window, but the asking price from Benfica could be a det...Full Story »

The Blues are thought to be preparing a second bid after having an £18million offer rejected by Lyon. Chelsea are preparing a new bid for Malo Gusto, who is eager to make the move Credit: Getty Chelsea have identified Gusto, 19, as the successor to iconic right-back Cesar Azpilicueta. Todd Boehly has already signed six players this month in a bid to back under-fire Graham Potter. But th...Full Story »

Cristiano Ronaldo reportedly issued a “Bayern Munich or Chelsea” ultimatum to his former agent when pushing for the exits at Manchester United. Wanted out of Old Trafford in summer of 2022 Moves to London & Germany speculated on Ended up in Middle East after Red Devils split WHAT HAPPENED? The Portuguese superstar first expressed a desire to bring a second stint at Old Tr...Full Story »

Chelsea could sell Havertz for £53m (Sky Germany) Chelsea must raise money through outgoing transfers to balance their rapid spending, and there is talk that the Blues could sell Kai Havertz for £53 million ($65.4m) this summer, reports Sky Germany. While Bayern Munich are said to be uninterested, other clubs are ready to enter the race for the 23-year-old. But Havertz is reported...Full Story »

Matt Bloomfield was proud of his Colchester players after they battled back to secure a 1-1 draw against promotion-chasing Salford in Sky Bet League Two.The Ammies took a 49th-minute lead through Conor McAleny, who nodded in from close range from Ryan Watson’s assist after Theo Vassell’s header from a corner had struck the crossbar.However, substitute Fiacre Kelleher rose to head hom...Full Story »

Ashley Palmer’s late goal gave Chesterfield a 1-0 win at home to Altrincham in the National League.Liam Mandeville had the best chances of a poor first half from the hosts with Alty keeper Oliver Byrne saving the first before he blazed the second over.Shortly after the break Joe Quigley teed up Palmer on the edge of the area but his powerful shot was blocked by Isaac Marriott.Byrne saved w...Full Story »

Fiacre Kelleher came off the bench to earn Colchester a point from their 1-1 draw with promotion-chasing Salford in Sky Bet League Two.The Ammies went close in the 10th minute when home goalkeeper Kieran O’Hara pushed away Matt Smith’s header, following Jason Lowe’s ball into the area.The visitors edged the first half but Colchester almost took the lead in first-half stoppage-t...Full Story »

Manchester United have moved away from trying to sign Victor Osimhen with Napoli holding firm over a price they deem too expensive. WHAT HAPPENED? With their search for a striker one of football's worst kept secrets right now, Florian Plettenburg of Sky Sports Germany reports that Osimhen is no longer at the top of United's centre forward shortlist as the board deem Napoli's asking price to b...Full Story »

Manchester City have signed Argentina international Maximo Perrone from Velez Sarsfield on a contract until 2028, the Premier League club said on Monday. The 20-year-old midfielder scored three times and provided two assists after making his debut with the Buenos Aires-based team in March. Perrone is currently playing in the Under-20 South American championship and at City will join compatri...Full Story »

Manchester United(opens in new tab) have reportedly been offered the chance to sign Dusan Vlahovic from Juventus(opens in new tab). The Serbia striker only joined Juve from Fiorentina this time last year, but the Italian giants have just been slapped with a 15-point deduction after investigation into their past transfer business – and that looks likely to cost them Champions League foot...Full Story »

The signing of Mykhaylo Mudryk has numbered the days of Chelsea’s Hakim Ziyech and there are many clubs interested in signing the Moroccan winger. The 29-year-old has been on the West London club’s transfer list for some time now but with the Blues signing a hoard of players recently, the Premier League club now need to sell some players to cooperate with financial fair play in th...Full Story »

Erling Haaland hit his fourth hat-trick of the season as champions Manchester City maintained their Premier League title hopes with a comfortable 3-0 win over Wolves.The prolific Norwegian’s treble took his goal tally for the season to 31 in all competitions and carried City to successive league victories for the first time since the World Cup.After a scrappy opening, Haaland headed City i...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Feels like forever ago     Summary of Liverpool vs. Chelsea     Cristiano Ronaldo & Lionel Messi have always had Huge Respect & Admiration for Each Other, Their Rivalry has always been a Healthy one for them personally.     FT: Liverpool 0-0 Chelsea     Liverpool 0-0 Chelsea   &n...Full Story »

West Ham United have set their sights on Manchester United’s Scott McTominay as a long-term replacement for Declan Rice. Rice is expected to leave the club this summer with Chelsea, United and Arsenal all in the race for his signature. The England international has been invaluable to the Irons in recent years and is the current club captain, meaning he will leave behind big boots to fi...Full Story »

Arsenal, Chelsea, Man Utd & PSG in frame to sign Vlahovic Dusan Vlahovic is looking to orchestrate a move away from Juventus. According to 90min, the striker wants to leave amid their exit from the Champions League and 15-point deduction in Serie A. His agent has reached out to Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United, Paris Saint-Germain and Bayern Munich to offer the 22-year-old's services. ...Full Story »

West Ham captain Declan Rice is reportedly open to joining London rivals Chelsea if he departs the Irons this summer. The 24-year-old has become one of the most sought-after midfielders in recent years and is rumoured to be preparing for a summer exit from the London Stadium. The likes of Chelsea, Manchester United and Arsenal are all expected to be in the race for Rice's signature at the en...Full Story »