Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.     Saturday: Lose 4-1 to Brentford at home Wednesday: Down 3-1 to Real Madrid at home Chelsea are down bad this week     BENZEMA HAT TRICK     UNAI EMERY MASTERCLASS IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE THIS SEASON.     THIS IS CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! KUDOS TO VILLARREAL!     13 TIMES UCL CHAMPIONS - REAL MADR...Full Story »

Thomas Tuchel has all-but admitted defeat in the Champions League after Chelsea slumped to a 3-1 first-leg loss to Real Madrid at Stamford Bridge.Karim Benzema’s stunning hat-trick handed Real total control at the midway point of their quarter-final with the defending champions.And a deflated and angry Blues boss Tuchel effectively conceded Chelsea are now odds-on to relinquish their Champ...Full Story »

Karim Benzema bullied Chelsea to the brink of relinquishing their Champions League crown with a stunning hat-trick in Real Madrid’s 3-1 triumph at Stamford Bridge.The prolific striker moved his competition goal return to 11 in just eight matches after hitting back-to-back trebles as Madrid overwhelmed the Blues in Wednesday’s quarter-final first-leg.Benzema took his season’s ta...Full Story »

Real Madrid goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois says he's ready to face former club Chelsea. Real and Chelsea will meet this week in the first-leg of their Champions League quarterfinal. "I hope that they don't boo me, but you never know," Courtois told Real Madrid's official website. "I'm prepared for whatever comes and we'll have to see how it goes. "I hope it's a happy return to Stamford Bridge...Full Story »

ANTONIO RUDIGER has reportedly laid out his wage demands for when his Chelsea contract expires this summer. The 29-year-old is unlikely to sign an extension to his current deal at Stamford Bridge. Rudiger has reportedly laid out his demands ahead of a potential summer move Rudiger wants a weekly wage of £115,000 plus a signing on bonus in order to secure his services, according to Spanis...Full Story »

The Ricketts family has outlined a list of promises should it win the bid to buy Chelsea, saying it would never allow the Premier League club to participate in a European Super League while also exploring the option of redeveloping Stamford Bridge. The Ricketts, who own the Chicago Cubs, have been included on the shortlist to buy the west London club but came under pressure from the Chelsea S...Full Story »

CHELSEA boss Thomas Tuchel has split from his wife of thirteen years - with pals saying they have "exhausted" all avenues of staying together. The Blues manager and his wife Sissi, 46, started divorce proceedings last week after many attempts to keep the family together. Thomas Tuchel and his wife Sissi Tuchel are understood to be getting a divorceCredit: Getty German Tuchel, 48, has been bat...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Lord Fred ,De Gea and VAR save 1 pt. for Utd Man Utd 1-1 Leicester     Burnley 0-2 Man CityChelsea 1-4 Brentford     Liverpool 2-0 WatfordLiverpool on top of the table at least 2 hrs.     Manchester United have one win in their last four Premier League games They’re three points out of fourth place and Ar...Full Story »

Thomas Tuchel declined to “make a drama” out of Chelsea’s shock defeat by Brentford despite admitting the Blues’ 4-1 Premier League rout came down to a lack of maturity.Vitaly Janelt bagged a brace, Christian Eriksen claimed his first Bees goal and Yoane Wissa netted at the death as Thomas Frank’s side all but secured their top-flight status.Toni Rudiger delivered a...Full Story »

Vitaly Janelt’s quickfire double put Brentford on the brink of Premier League safety after their 4-1 rout of a Chelsea side beset by unrelenting takeover talk.Christian Eriksen also netted in a win that puts Thomas Frank’s Brentford on the verge of cementing their top-flight status following a hugely-impressive debut Premier League campaign.Toni Rudiger hammered home a long-range str...Full Story »

Romelu Lukaku looks to have ruined his relationship with Chelsea supporters Chelsea forward Romelu Lukaku could leave the club after just one season of the five-year contract he was handed while being made their ￡97.5million record signing. Despite having a fine start to life during his second spell at Stamford Bridge with three goals across his opening three Premier League appearances, the ...Full Story »

Fabio Carvalho celebrates a goal for Fulham Liverpool have reportedly seen off competition for the transfer of Fulham wonderkid Fabio Carvalho for next season. Chelsea and Real Madrid had also been targeting the Portuguese born England youth international, but it looks like he is now heading for Anfield, after a deal was almost agreed in January. Carvalho has shone in his time in the Champion...Full Story »

Thomas Tuchel is hoping he can be left out of any talks with prospective new owners to focus on Chelsea's end-of-season run-in. There's an 11 April deadline set for the four billionaire-led bids to make a final offer to buy the Blues with the winning owner to be decided shortly after. In preparation for a future takeover, the various parties have access to Chelsea's accounts and can talk t...Full Story »

Callum Hudson-Odoi will miss Chelsea’s Premier League clash with Brentford on Saturday.The Blues winger continues to battle an Achilles issue and has also suffered lower-back pain.Reece James can return after hamstring issues to boost the Blues, with Christian Pulisic likely to be involved despite a hectic international schedule with the United States.Brentford remain without Josh Dasilva ...Full Story »

Barcelona club directors Mateu Alemany and Jordi Cruyff met with Antonio Rudiger's advisor, Sahr Senesie, on Wednesday evening to discuss the Chelsea defender's potential arrival to the Camp Nou as a free agent this summer. Sky Sport Germany captured images of Barca football director Alemany and the club's international scouting director Cruyff meeting Senesie, who is also Rudiger's stepbrother...Full Story »

England and Chelsea youngster Callum Hudson-Odoi is considering switching his international allegiance from England to Ghana ahead of the 2022 World Cup in Qatar. It has been two and a half years since the Chelsea player received a call up to represent England, playing his last game for the country against Kosovo on the 17th of November 2019, during the qualification period for the 2020 Euro...Full Story »

Chelsea’s club-record signing, 28, has endured an unhappy return to English football this season. Romelu Lukaku has been tipped for a stunning Inter Milan return this summer Credit: Getty Inter and Italy legend Beppe Bergomi believes Lukaku would be the best striker in Serie A Credit: Reuters Lukaku has scored just five Premier League goals despite setting the Blues back £97.5milli...Full Story »

PSG have entered the race for Chelsea and Manchester United transfer target Jules Kounde. Kounde, currently playing for Sevilla, has been linked with a host of clubs in recent times, with Fichajes listing Real Madrid, Barcelona, Chelsea, Manchester United, and Liverpool as interested parties. PSG have now reportedly entered the race for the 23-year-old, according to a more recent report from...Full Story »

PSG attacker Ismael Gharbi’s contract is due to expire at the end of this season, and with no sign of a contract renewal, a few clubs have had their heads turned. The 17-year-old talent has been involved with the first team on a handful of occasions and is struggling to cement a place in the matchday squad. This had led to doubts over PSG renewing his current deal, which expires in a fe...Full Story »

The Blues have extended their captain's deal despite suffering from sanctions imposed on them by the UK Government. Cesar Azpilicueta has seen his Chelsea contract extended despite sanctions limiting the operation of the club. The limited operation licence that has been placed on the European and world champions came after accusations from the UK Government that Roman Abramovich had close l...Full Story »