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SHEFFIELD Utd striker Oli McBurnie is offering a £20,000 reward after “rats” took his watches. The Scotland player said the £500,000 collection was taken in a burglary a few months ago. Oli McBurnie is offering a £20,000 reward after 'rats' took his watches Oli, 25, shared pics of eight timepieces including a gold Rolex. He wrote: “£20k cash if anyone le...Full Story »

No matter whether they are civilians or Ukrainian citizens living abroad, even well-known figures in professional sports, a large part of the Ukrainian people are ready to give their lives to defend their country against the Russian invasion, like Yuriy Vernydub, coach of Moldova's Sheriff Tiraspol. Just six months ago Vernydub achieved the greatest result in the history of this modest team, ...Full Story »

Arsenal target Fabian Ruiz has reportedly decided he doesn’t want to join the Gunners. Journalist Raffaele Auriemma (via Area Napoli) has said how he believes Ruiz will leave Napoli at the end of the season but has rejected a proposal from Arsenal. Ruiz is a ball-playing midfielder that would have suited Arsenal’s style of play perfectly. He loves to pick up the ball from the de...Full Story »

The German has always planned to leave Anfield at the end of his current contract, and says that is still the case Jurgen Klopp has reiterated his intention to walk away from Liverpool when his contract expires in 2024. The Reds boss signed a five-year deal in 2019, but has consistently stated that he would not remain at Anfield beyond that. An answer given to ITV earlier this week, in whi...Full Story »

Barcelona undecided on €30m Traore moveBarcelona are still undecided on whether to pick up the €30 million purchase option on Adama Traore, reports AS. Traore has impressed during his time on loan from Wolves, but Barca's tricky financial situation has left the winger's future in doubt. Klopp re-states intention to leave Liverpool in 2024Jurgen Klopp has reiterated his intention ...Full Story »

Kevin Holt scored five minutes from time as Partick Thistle climbed above Inverness to third in the cinch Championship with a 1-0 victory at Firhill on Friday night.The hosts were without a win in five matches in all competitions coming into the fixture, but Holt connected with a low corner in the closing stages to snatch all three points.Holt’s strike settled a tight affair which had seen...Full Story »

Nigel Clough hailed Mansfield’s 2-1 League Two win over promotion rivals Exeter as “another little milestone” as they moved into third in the table.Farrend Rawson put Mansfield ahead after 34 minutes with a close-range goal, before Matty Longstaff doubled the advantage midway through the second half.Stags had Nathan Bishop to thank for keeping their lead intact with a fine doub...Full Story »

Huddersfield moved into the Sky Bet Championship’s top two after extending their unbeaten run to an 18th game with a routine 3-0 home victory over Peterborough.Centre-back Tom Lees’ headed brace secured three points for the Terriers after midfielder Danel Sinani’s sixth goal of the season had opened the scoring.The victory sees Huddersfield go a point ahead of third-placed Bour...Full Story »

Livingston have a fully-fit squad for the visit of cinch Premiership leaders Celtic on Sunday.Manager David Martindale has 24 fit players at his disposal.Martindale admitted he was trying to rotate the players who miss out on a match day but said changes to his in-form team would be limited.Celtic striker Giorgos Giakoumakis will return after missing two matches through illness.Manager Ange Post...Full Story »

Dundee United could welcome Dylan Levitt back for the visit of Hearts on Saturday.The on-loan Manchester United midfielder missed Wednesday’s defeat at Livingston with a minor hamstring strain he sustained against Aberdeen last weekend and is pushing for a return.Injured duo Adrian Sporle and Peter Pawlett are working their way back towards fitness.Hearts manager Robbie Neilson has an unch...Full Story »

Leicester have injury concerns over James Maddison and Ricardo Pereira for the Premier League visit of Leeds.Maddison is struggling with a back problem while Pereira has an unspecified issue and both men are doubts.James Justin is around a week away from returning while Wesley Fofana, Jonny Evans, Timothy Castagne and Ryan Bertrand remain sidelined.Leeds new head coach Jesse Marsch could be boos...Full Story »

Manager John Yems will start a three-match touchline ban when Crawley host Scunthorpe in League Two action on Saturday.Yems was fined £2250 and hit with the touchline suspension after admitting charges of using abusive and insulting words towards a match official the 1-0 loss at Hartlepool on February 12.James Tilley is likely to be sidelined again due to a head injury picked up in that Ha...Full Story »

Burnley captain Ben Mee is a doubt for Saturday’s Premier League clash with Chelsea at Turf Moor.The defender was being assessed after coming off in the first half of the 2-0 loss to Leicester on Tuesday due to what boss Sean Dyche has said was “more of a knock than a twist”.Erik Pieters and Dale Stephens remain sidelined, along with Matej Vydra and Johann Berg Gudmundsson.Cesa...Full Story »

Richie Bennett could be an option for Sutton manager Matt Gray ahead of their clash with Rochdale.The forward was sidelined following a wrist operation but is now back in contention.The U’s have also recalled Kylian Kouassi after a loan spell at Chesham United.Sutton are currently fifth in the Sky Bet League Two table but have won only one of their last six matches.There are no fresh injur...Full Story »

Barrow defender Niall Canavan will be available to face Walsall in League Two this weekend after his midweek dismissal was overturned on appeal.Canavan was shown a straight red card after 32 minutes of Tuesday’s 1-0 defeat to Bristol Rovers after bringing down Leon Clarke, but Barrow have had his ban overturned.Jordan Stevens is fit after more than a month on the sidelines to boost Mark Co...Full Story »

Liverpool centre-back Joel Matip will miss Saturday’s visit of West Ham through a non-Covid-related illness.That is likely to mean Ibrahima Konate, who started in the midweek FA Cup win over Norwich, comes in to partner Virgil Van Dijk.Midfielder Thiago Alcantara is not yet ready to return after a tight hamstring forced him out of last weekend’s Carabao Cup final win, midfielders Cur...Full Story »

Derby captain Tom Lawrence will return to the side against Barnsley after serving a three-match ban.Lawrence was sent off in the home win against Peterborough last month and the Rams have lost all three of their games in his absence.Defender Krystian Bielik has been passed fit after coming off at half-time in last week’s loss at Cardiff.Rams boss Wayne Rooney revealed on Friday that midfie...Full Story »

Bertrand Traore could return to the Aston Villa squad for the visit of Southampton.Traore has been sidelined with a hamstring injury but has taken part in full training for two days and will be assessed before manager Steven Gerrard names his squad.Carney Chukwuemeka remains out of action with a minor injury but Gerrard hopes the midfielder will be available to face Leeds next Thursday.Southampt...Full Story »

Newcastle could have Allan Saint-Maximin back for their Premier League clash with Brighton on Saturday.The French winger has missed the last two matches with a calf injury but boss Eddie Howe was hopeful he would be able to return to training on Friday.Matt Ritchie is closing in on a return from his knee injury but Isaac Hayden, Kieran Trippier, Callum Wilson and Jamal Lewis all remain sidelined...Full Story »