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Atletico Madrid are willing to extend Joao Felix's loan at Chelsea into next season. The Portugal striker arrived in January in a deal which did not carry a permanent option. While Chelsea will not qualify for Europe this term, Felix is happy to stay in London. As such a new loan is set to be discussed, with all parties happy with the situation, says The Sun. Atletico do not want to lose th...Full Story »

Incoming Chelsea manager Mauricio Pochettino has his transfer plans in the works already. The Premier League giants are set to appoint the former Tottenham and PSG boss in the coming weeks. Pochettino will take charge when this season concludes and caretaker Frank Lampard steps down. Football London reports that transfer targets are already being drawn up by Pochettino. Brentford keeper Da...Full Story »

David Ornstein has issued an update on the contract situation of Mason Mount who is yet to come to an agreement with Chelsea over an extension. Mount has been linked with moves away to a host of top European clubs such as Liverpool and Manchester United, per Ornstein himself with the 24-year old's deal at Stamford Bridge set to run out in 2024. The midfielder is also currently out through in...Full Story »

David Beckham headed to Paris Saint-Germain's training ground to meet players and staff at his former club during a visit to Paris on Thursday. WHAT HAPPENED? Amid speculation linking him with a move to MLS side Inter Miami, worlds collided as franchise co-owner Beckham posed for a picture with Messi upon meeting him at PSG's Camp des Loges training complex. Alongside the two of them was midf...Full Story »

Former AC Milan midfielder Giampiero Maini can see Zlatan Ibrahimovic being handed a new contract. The Swede is off contract in June and has struggled to get on the pitch due to preseason knee surgery. Maini said on TMW Radio: "Unfortunately for him and for Milan they have practically never seen each other. "It is clear that a reflection must be made and they will with both in partnership w...Full Story »

Manchester City have been left as the last competitor realistically able to sign a played dubbed "the next Thierry Henry". Pep Guardiola's side are still in the hunt for an incredible treble after beating Arsenal at the Etihad 4-1 and keeping hopes alive for a third Premier League title in a row – but are still eyeing new recruits to strengthen even further. Though Manchester City hav...Full Story »

Bayern Munich manager Thomas Tuchel has reportedly told the club hierarchy to make a stunning transfer for Manchester United midfielder Casemiro in the summer, despite the Brazilian only moving to England less than 12 months ago. Signed from Real Madrid for £70 million last summer, Casemiro has since become indispensable to Erik ten Hag's Manchester United side, helping them to win the ...Full Story »

Manchester City make enquiry for Kieran Tierney According to Football Insider, reigning champions Manchester City are actively trying to explore the conditions of a Kieran Tierney transfer with Arsenal, including the Gunners' asking price, and the player's stance on leaving the Emirates. Pep Guardiola is looking to bolster his full-back positions in the upcoming transfer window and the Scotl...Full Story »

Ruben Selles vowed Southampton will “fight until the very last point” after his side slipped closer to Premier League relegation following a damaging 1-0 defeat to Bournemouth.Marcus Tavernier’s second-half winner at St Mary’s left the the division’s bottom club six points from safety with five games to go.Beleaguered Saints thought they had snatched a dramatic draw...Full Story »

Sabri Lamouchi feels his mission to keep Cardiff in the Championship is almost complete following their dramatic late win at fellow strugglers Rotherham.Cedric Kipre struck with just two minutes left to seal a 2-1 win that all-but guarantee the Welsh side’s survival and keeps Rotherham firmly in trouble.The Bluebirds are now six points above the drop zone with two games remaining, while Un...Full Story »

Newcastle manager Eddie Howe is taking nothing for granted despite a return to the Champions League for the first time in 20 years looking all the more assured after a 4-1 win at Everton.Callum Wilson scored his seventh and eighth goals in six matches against the Toffees, with Joelinton and substitute Jacob Murphy adding the others as the Magpies made it 10 goals in their last two matches.Victor...Full Story »

Bournemouth took a significant step towards Premier League survival with a precious 1-0 win which pushed south-coast rivals Southampton closer to relegation.Marcus Tavernier claimed the Cherries’ second-half winner at a soggy St Mary’s to move the Cherries seven points clear of the drop zone and pile further pressure on the division’s bottom club.Beleaguered Saints thought they...Full Story »

Cardiff virtually secured their Championship status with a 2-1 win at fellow strugglers Rotherham.Cedric Kipre struck the decisive goal two minutes from time to ensure the Welsh side leapfrogged The Millers and move six points clear of the bottom relegation spot with just two games left to play.It looked as though the visitors’ penalty woes were continuing to cost them when Sory Kaba misse...Full Story »

Tottenham put their humiliation at Newcastle behind them to fight back from two down to earn a spirited 2-2 draw at home to Manchester United.An entertaining clash between the top-four rivals appeared set to go the way of Erik Ten Hag’s men after first-half efforts by Jadon Sancho and Marcus Rashford put fourth-placed United in cruise control.Ryan Mason had endured a nightmare start to his...Full Story »

Emma Hayes felt her team deserved more after a 1-1 draw against Barcelona in the Nou Camp was not enough to send them through to the Champions League final.With Barca leading 1-0 from the first leg, Caroline Graham Hansen’s second goal of the tie proved enough despite Guro Reiten quickly equalising on the night and Chelsea pushing for more.Hayes said on chelseafc.com: “I can’t ...Full Story »

Newcastle are cantering towards a return to the Champions League after a 4-1 win at Goodison Park made a demoralised Everton’s task of escaping relegation all the more difficult.Callum Wilson’s seventh and eighth goals in six matches against the Toffees either side of Joelinton’s fourth in his last five helped lift Eddie Howe’s side eight points clear of fifth place, whil...Full Story »

Chelsea stopped Barcelona winning a home match for the first time in four years but fell short of a place in the Champions League final.Guro Reiten’s second-half goal at the Nou Camp secured a 1-1 draw for Emma Hayes’ side and they pushed for a winner on the night but it was the Catalans who claimed a 2-1 victory on aggregate.Barcelona have won 60 straight domestic matches at home da...Full Story »

Sasa Curcic retired at 29 "just to have sex" Forgotten Premier League ace Sasa Curcic retired at 29 "just to have sex" and claims he was with Naomi Campbell. The former Serbia midfielder spent four years in England, appearing in the Premier League for Aston Villa, Crystal Palace and Bolton Wanderers. Despite making 65 Premier League appearances, though, it was his wild off-field antics which m...Full Story »

Lucas Hernandez and his wife Amelia Llorente have been married since 2017 Bayern Munich star Lucas Hernandez has been accused of having an affair with Cristiano Ronaldo's model ex Cristina Buccino - by his own wife. Amelia Lorente, who married the France international back in 2017, has taken to Instagram with her accusation and tagged both Hernandez and Cristina. She said: "You can stop playi...Full Story »