Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   HAT TRICK ERLING HAALAND Built different     BRIGHTON IN THE 95TH MINUTE     Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal Raya & Trossard     Haaland Hat-TrickMan City 4-1 Ipswich     Brighton 2-1 Man UTDPoor Zirkzee     Napoli agree deal worth up to £38m for Lukaku     Just look ...Full Story »

But the decision has been fully of the goalkeeper's own making. Martinez will no longer be sporting Villa's No 1 shirt Martinez joined Villa from Arsenal in 2020 for £20m, and has made 145 league appearances for the Villans. He has since excelled both at club level and for Argentina at international level. Martinez lifted the World Cup with Argentina in 2022, playing in every minute and...Full Story »

Leandro Trossard scored with his first touch before Thomas Partey’s strike sealed a 2-0 victory for Arsenal over Aston Villa.The Gunners were looking to avenge April’s defeat to Villa, which ultimately cost them their first title in 20 years, and dominated the early minutes of the contest.Fresh from signing a new long-term deal at Villa Park, Emi Martinez was twice called upon to den...Full Story »

JUDE Bellingham prowls around like Batman villain Bane during training. The England star, 21, was put through his paces yesterday by Real Madrid coaches who used a high-tech oxygen mask to track his fitness. Real Madrid coaches made star player Jude Bellingham use a high-tech oxygen mask to track his fitness Credit: Instragram The device looked similar to the one worn by Tom Hardy’s cha...Full Story »

Unai Emery hopes Jhon Duran will stay at Aston Villa after the striker climbed off the bench to sink West Ham, the club he wanted to join this summer.Colombian striker Duran was so close to moving to east London that he even had to be reprimanded by Villa after doing a ‘crossed Hammers’ gesture with his arms on social media.However, new Hammers boss Julen Lopetegui could not agree a ...Full Story »

Jhon Duran climbed off the bench to sink the club who spent half the summer trying to sign him as Aston Villa secured a 2-1 win at West Ham.Colombian striker Duran was so close to moving to east London this summer that he even had to be reprimanded by Villa after doing a ‘crossed Hammers’ gesture with his arms on social media.However, new Hammers boss Julen Lopetegui could not agree ...Full Story »

Josh Gordon turned from villain to hero as he hit the winning spot-kick as League Two Walsall claimed a Carabao Cup comeback victory to upset Exeter 4-3 on penalties after a 1-1 draw.With the League One Grecians leading through Millenic Alli’s first-half strike, Gordon saw an 81st-minute penalty saved by Joe Whitworth after Vincent Harper had handled the ball.But Jamie Jellis spared Gordon...Full Story »

Chelsea are closing in on a €24.5million ($26.6m) deal to sign Villarreal goalkeeper Filip Jorgensen, sources have told ESPN. The 22-year-old is expected to fly to the United States -- where Chelsea are on pre-season tour -- to undergo a medical and sign a seven-year contract. Jorgensen only agreed a new long-term contract with Villarreal last month but Chelsea convinced the Denmark Un...Full Story »

Let's start our Daily Laugh today.   Arsenal Then & Now   Aston Villa in this transfer   Zidane's Reaction Though.   All Lamine Yamal’s properties are registered under his mum’s name and Salary paid to his mum’s account.  The young man is making crazy money. He has a girlfriend of 22 years despite being 17.   When controlling the bal...Full Story »

Arsenal and Aston Villa are battling it out for the signature of Euro 2024 winner Mikel Merino, according to Mundo Deportivo. The Spain international enjoyed an impressive campaign with Real Sociedad last season, notching eight goals and five assists across 45 appearances in all competitions, which has alerted several clubs in Europe to his situation this summer. Merino, 28, is under contract ...Full Story »

Aston Villa complete Jaden Philogene signing Jaden Philogene is set to complete a move to Aston Villa after rejecting Ipswich Town and also turning down Barcelona. Philogene left Villa in 2023 to join Hull, after embarking on loan spells at Stoke City and Cardiff City, but the club have now activated their matching rights clause, which allowed them to match any bid tabled for the player. Per...Full Story »

But some of their wives and girlfriends have mega-bucks earning power in their own rights. Georgina Rodriguez is the ultimate WAG when it comes to earnings on InstagramShe is engaged to Portuguese superstar Cristiano Ronaldo While Dani Dyer topped the England squad's WAGs rich list, there are many other models and social media influencers who've been cheering from the sidelines throughout the ...Full Story »

ALISHA LEHMANN dazzled fans with an incredible look on her visit to Hollywood Boulevard. The Aston Villa player is enjoying some downtime across the pond and looked touristy in LA, California. Alisha Lehmann starred on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Credit: Instagram / @alishalehmann7 Lehmann, 25, went braless as she wore a brown summer dress and matching Louis Vuitton sandals. She accessorised ...Full Story »

Domenico Tedesco's team were on top for much of the game but were denied on several occasions in a massive upset. Belgium paid the price for their hopeless finishing as their Euro 2024 campaign got off to a terrible start with a 1-0 loss against Slovakia on Monday, even though they managed to put the ball in the net twice. Amid Romelu Lukaku's many wasted opportunities and Jeremy Doku's prom...Full Story »

CHELSEA have reportedly agreed a sensational £42million deal to sign Jhon Duran from Aston Villa. Stunning reports from the striker's native Colombia claim the Blues have struck a fee after previously targeting Duran in January. Chelsea have reportedly agreed a £42m deal to sign Jhon Duran from Aston Villa Credit: Getty The 20-year-old is said to be pushing for the Stamford Bridge s...Full Story »

JURGEN KLOPP is slowly but surely getting used to life without football. The German manager is currently unemployed after his nine-year love affair with Liverpool came to an end following the culmination of the 2023-24 season. Klopp will now have plenty of time to spend with his wife Ulla Sandrock Credit: REX Klopp, however, won't be immediately jumping back into a dugout as he plans to take ...Full Story »

A model branded "Aston Villa's sexiest fan" claims she was DM'd by one of her heroes after she offered an X-rated award for their season. Unai Emery's men finished fourth in the Premier League meaning they will play in Europe's top flight next season for the first time since 1983. And Alexia Grace, who was supposedly hit on by an EastEnders actor, promised to send the players "free nudes" fo...Full Story »

Forgotten Aston Villa star Philippe Coutinho is in talks with the club over terminating his contract early ahead of a possible return to Brazil. WHAT HAPPENED?The Brazilian is contracted to Aston Villa until 2026 but is in negotiations with the club to terminate his deal early as he is not in manager Unai Emery's plans for the future, according to UOL. Coutinho is back at the club after a sea...Full Story »

CRISTIANO RONALDO showed off his £1.2million diamond encrusted-watch in a £3,350 Gucci outfit as he sat next to Anthony Joshua for tonight’s boxing extravaganza. Tyson Fury is battling Oleksandr Usyk for the undisputed heavyweight crown in Saudi Arabia. Anthony Joshua and Cristiano Ronaldo chatted ringside at the boxing in Saudi Joshua, 34 and who arrived in a white top and ma...Full Story »

Bruno Fernandes opens up about his future at Old Trafford Manchester United captain and star midfielder Bruno Fernandes has finally opened up about his future at Old Trafford beyond the current season. Speaking to reporters, the Portuguese said, "I will be here till when the club wants me and the club wants me to be a part of the future. If for some reason they don’t want me, then I wil...Full Story »