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Manchester City are looking to beat Chelsea to the signing of World Cup winner Enzo Fernandez. Fabrizio Romano has spoken to CaughtOffside via his Substack column multiple times during the January transfer window about the Fernandez to Chelsea saga. It’s no secret that Chelsea are interested in signing Fernandez during this current window, but the asking price from Benfica could be a det...Full Story »

Liverpool are spending this week pushing to reach a commitment with Borussia Dortmund midfielder Jude Bellingham. Liverpool have emerged as frontrunners ahead of Manchester City to sign Dortmund star Bellingham this summer. A report from Sky Germany's Florian Plettenberg claims Jurgen Klopp is 'pushing' to bring the 19-year-old back to England in what is likely to be a club-record transfer. ...Full Story »

ENGLAND'S World Cup hero John Stones and his entrepreneur girlfriend Olivia Naylor are celebrating after she gave birth to a baby boy. The couple are said to be "totally in love" after he was born last week. The pair are said to be thrilled with the news Manchester City centre-back Stones, 28, played in every one of England's matches on the way to the World Cup quarter-finals in Qatar. Stunn...Full Story »

The Blues are thought to be preparing a second bid after having an £18million offer rejected by Lyon. Chelsea are preparing a new bid for Malo Gusto, who is eager to make the move Credit: Getty Chelsea have identified Gusto, 19, as the successor to iconic right-back Cesar Azpilicueta. Todd Boehly has already signed six players this month in a bid to back under-fire Graham Potter. But th...Full Story »

Cristiano Ronaldo reportedly issued a “Bayern Munich or Chelsea” ultimatum to his former agent when pushing for the exits at Manchester United. Wanted out of Old Trafford in summer of 2022 Moves to London & Germany speculated on Ended up in Middle East after Red Devils split WHAT HAPPENED? The Portuguese superstar first expressed a desire to bring a second stint at Old Tr...Full Story »

Chelsea could sell Havertz for £53m (Sky Germany) Chelsea must raise money through outgoing transfers to balance their rapid spending, and there is talk that the Blues could sell Kai Havertz for £53 million ($65.4m) this summer, reports Sky Germany. While Bayern Munich are said to be uninterested, other clubs are ready to enter the race for the 23-year-old. But Havertz is reported...Full Story »

Matt Bloomfield was proud of his Colchester players after they battled back to secure a 1-1 draw against promotion-chasing Salford in Sky Bet League Two.The Ammies took a 49th-minute lead through Conor McAleny, who nodded in from close range from Ryan Watson’s assist after Theo Vassell’s header from a corner had struck the crossbar.However, substitute Fiacre Kelleher rose to head hom...Full Story »

Joelinton fired Newcastle a step closer to Wembley with the winner in an action-packed Carabao Cup semi-final first leg success at Southampton.The Brazilian, who also saw a disallowed goal and was guilty of a bad miss,  secured a 1-0 win for the Magpies by burying a low cross from substitute Alexander Isak with 17 minutes to go on a breathless evening at St Mary’s.Saints thought they ...Full Story »

Ashley Palmer’s late goal gave Chesterfield a 1-0 win at home to Altrincham in the National League.Liam Mandeville had the best chances of a poor first half from the hosts with Alty keeper Oliver Byrne saving the first before he blazed the second over.Shortly after the break Joe Quigley teed up Palmer on the edge of the area but his powerful shot was blocked by Isaac Marriott.Byrne saved w...Full Story »

Fiacre Kelleher came off the bench to earn Colchester a point from their 1-1 draw with promotion-chasing Salford in Sky Bet League Two.The Ammies went close in the 10th minute when home goalkeeper Kieran O’Hara pushed away Matt Smith’s header, following Jason Lowe’s ball into the area.The visitors edged the first half but Colchester almost took the lead in first-half stoppage-t...Full Story »

David McGoldrick and Nathaniel Mendez-Laing both struck inside three minutes to complete a stunning late comeback win for Derby at Port Vale that extended the Rams’ unbeaten Sky Bet League One run to 14 matches.The hosts were poised for victory after Funso Ojo marked his first start since September by converting on the rebound following Joe Wildsmith’s save from Dan Butterworth&rsquo...Full Story »

Manchester City have signed Argentina international Maximo Perrone from Velez Sarsfield on a contract until 2028, the Premier League club said on Monday. The 20-year-old midfielder scored three times and provided two assists after making his debut with the Buenos Aires-based team in March. Perrone is currently playing in the Under-20 South American championship and at City will join compatri...Full Story »

The former Barca star had reportedly tried to get back with the singer a month after their breakup. Pique tried to get back together with the singer, it has been claimed Credit: AFP Pique is said to have regretted splitting up with Shakira Credit: AFP The Colombian pop star refused to take him back, sources claim Credit: Getty As the Colombian pop star refused to take him back he started his...Full Story »

Barcelona are in talks to sign Flamengo fullback Wesley. Globo Esporte says the Blaugrana are hoping to take the 19-year-old to Camp Nou this month. Reports in Brazil claim that the two clubs are already in talks over a deal for the teenager, who has made four appearances for the Flamengo first team and has starred for Brazil's under-20 side. Any potential transfer would see Barça pay ...Full Story »

Real Madrid attacker Marco Asensio is in contact with Barcelona. Off contract in June, Asensio's priority is to stay in Madrid. However, if he must leave, then Barca is a realistic option, says Sport. Asensio changed his long time agent, Horacio Gaggioli, earlier this season to sign with Jorge Mendes. The Portuguese has a good relationship with many clubs, including Barca. Barca and Mendes ...Full Story »

Everton have sacked manager Frank Lampard after a run of nine defeats in 12 games that has left the club in the Premier League relegation zone, the club announced on Monday. Sources told ESPN that Everton are close to appointing a replacement with Premier League experience. The club are considering former Wolves boss Nuno Espírito Santo, now coaching Al Ittihad in Saudi Arabia; former Le...Full Story »

Man Utd join Chelsea in Gusto race Manchester United have joined Chelsea in the race to sign Lyon defender Malo Gusto, according to RMC Sport journalist Fabrice Hawkins. The defender has already reached an agreement with the Blues, but Man Utd have told the youngster not to rush and are hoping to beat their Premier League rivals to his signature. Everton have already held Bielsa talks Ever...Full Story »

Antonio Conte expressed his desire to help Harry Kane win trophies at Tottenham after his record-equalling strike earned a vital 1-0 win at Fulham.Kane grabbed the only goal of a dull affair in west London with a trademark finish on the stroke of half-time when he turned away from Tim Ream and curled into the bottom corner.It was Kane’s 266th goal for the club and moved him level with Jimm...Full Story »

PSG star Lionel Messi has been left out of PSG's squad as the French giants play sixth division Pays de Cassel in the French cup last 16. WHAT HAPPENED? Manager Christophe Galtier has handed his star man a rest as the 35-year-old works his way back to fitness following a short break after the World Cup. The Argentine forward played an hour in PSG's friendly against Riyahd All-Stars last week, a...Full Story »