Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   September 8, 2022: Graham Potter hired from Brighton April 2, 2023: Graham Potter fired by Chelsea     Manchester United's Premier League results since winning the League Cup: Liverpool 7-0 Man Utd Man Utd 0-0 Southampton Newcastle 2-0 Man Utd     Don't waste your time on me, you're already the voice inside my head   ...Full Story »

Eddie Howe hailed Newcastle’s stars for a deserved victory against meek Manchester United, whose players held an open and frank discussion after what Luke Shaw called an “unacceptable” display.Sunday’s clash in the race for the top four lived up to the billing at St James’ Park as Joe Willock and substitute Callum Wilson secured the hosts a memorable 2-0 win.Newcast...Full Story »

Joe Willock and Callum Wilson combined to head Newcastle firmly into the race for Champions League qualification as they leapfrogged Manchester United into third place.Willock’s 65th-minute header, his third goal of the season, and a second from substitute Wilson two minutes from time inflicted just a second defeat in 17 games in all competitions on Erik ten Hag’s side and gained a m...Full Story »

Fabrizio Romano has weighed in on the future of Liverpool midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain as he heads ever closer towards the end of his contract. The 29-year-old has fallen out of favour in Jurgen Klopp's first-team plans in recent times, and it makes sense that he's surely going to be heading for pastures new at the end of this current campaign. Writing in his exclusive CaughtOffside colu...Full Story »

The couple confirmed that Italian TV presenter Diletta, 31, is pregnant in an adorable Instagram post. Loris Karius and Diletta Leotta announced they are expecting a baby together Credit: INSTAGRAM The couple hugged and kissed in an adorable Instagram video Credit: INSTAGRAM Diletta is a TV presenter for DAZN Credit: Alamy Reports claim Karius and Diletta first got together last year Credit:...Full Story »

Eddie Howe believes Newcastle’s late win at Nottingham Forest could be a defining moment in his side’s pursuit of Champions League football next season.Alexander Isak struck a stoppage-time penalty to earn a 2-1 victory which sees them move to within a point of fourth-placed Tottenham with a game in hand.Forest had gone ahead in the 26th minute through Emmanuel Dennis’ first go...Full Story »

Alexander Isak scored an injury-time penalty as Newcastle boosted their Premier League top four hopes with a 2-1 injury-time win at Nottingham Forest, whose relegation fears were heightened.The Magpies had looked like being made to settle for a draw but Isak’s spot-kick penalty earned a deserved three points which sees them move to within a point of fourth-placed Tottenham with a game in h...Full Story »

Miguel Almiron came off the bench to re-ignite Newcastle’s charge for Europe as he snatched a hard-fought Premier League victory over Wolves.The Paraguay international’s 79th-minute strike clinched a 2-1 win, but only after the visitors had dragged themselves back into a full-blooded encounter when substitute Hwang Hee-chan had cancelled out Alexander Isak’s first-half opener o...Full Story »

Arsenal striker Folarin Balogun is a target for Newcastle United. The Sun says Newcastle are keen on Balogun. The Arsenal kid is top scorer on loan at French side Reims, beating off Kylian Mbappe and Lionel Messi. But it remains to be seen if there is a place for him at the Emirates next term. And Newcastle are looking at ways to bring him to St James' Park this summer.Full Story »

ANTHONY GORDON admits feeling "hurt" at the way Everton dealt with his controversial move to Newcastle. The Goodison youth product initially refused to train with the Toffees before sealing his £45million move to Newcastle in January. Anthony Gordon hints he might not have handled his move from Everton perfectly but feels he had credit in the bank for better treatment The winger, 22, fee...Full Story »

Phil Foden and Bernardo Silva struck as Manchester City maintained their pursuit of Premier League leaders Arsenal with a hard-fought 2-0 win over Newcastle.Foden opened the scoring at the Etihad Stadium after a superb run before Silva came off the bench to secure the points from a feisty encounter in the second half.Foden’s brilliant 15th-minute effort, albeit coming with the aid of a def...Full Story »

Liverpool and Newcastle are both reportedly interested in Bayer Leverkusen forward Iker Bravo, who is on loan at Real Madrid’s second side, Castilla. The 18-year-old has been in fine form under the guidance of Castilla manager and legendary Madrid striker Raul, attracting the interest of several European clubs. Both the Reds and the Magpies seem to be targeting young players at the mo...Full Story »

Ever since Newcastle were taken over by the Saudi Public Investment Fund (PIF), things seemed to have got better and better for the Geordies. Eddie Howe’s hire was a master stroke, given that the quality of football compared to the Steve Bruce era has been like chalk and cheese. With money seemingly no object from a board perspective, from a players point of view this is an exciting ti...Full Story »

Newcastle are reportedly interested in signing the Chelsea duo of Christian Pulisic and Ruben Loftus-Cheek in the summer. This is according to Dean Jones, who says the Magpies remain keen on the pair as they struggle for gametime at Stamford Bridge. Pulisic and Loftus-Cheek have made a combined 44 appearances in all competitions this season and are on £150,000 and £120,000-a-week re...Full Story »

Manchester United are celebrating the first major trophy of the Erik ten Hag era after breaking success-starved Newcastle’s hearts to win the Carabao Cup final.Both sides headed into the game desperate for a victory that could provide the catalyst to a brighter future and it was the ever-improving Red Devils that emerged victorious under the arch.United had not won silverware since 2017 an...Full Story »

Many men would remember the day Mia Khalifa salivated over them on social media. Unfortunately, this was an occasion Newcastle United goalkeeper Loris Karius is trying to forget. The German goalkeeper looks set to play his first competitive match in almost two years, when Eddie Howe’s side face Manchester United in the League Cup Final. Karius has found himself on the fringes of Besiktas...Full Story »

Nick Pope’s Carabao Cup final dream went up in smoke as Liverpool put themselves back into the race for the top four with a 2-0 win at Newcastle.The England goalkeeper was dismissed 22 minutes into a pulsating Premier League contest at St James’ Park for handling outside his penalty area and will be suspended for Sunday’s clash with Manchester United at Wembley.With Martin Dubr...Full Story »

Newcastle United are in the mix to sign Paulo Dybala from Roma. That's according to a recent report from the Chronicle, who claims Eddie Howe's Magpies are one of a handful of clubs monitoring the South American's situation in Italy. Having teamed up with Jose Mourinho last summer after begrudgingly leaving Juventus, Dybala, 29, is understood to have a clause in his contract that would allow...Full Story »

An emotional Eddie Howe was left with mixed emotions after watching Newcastle battle back to earn a 1-1 draw at old club Bournemouth in a match where they lost three players to injury.Marcos Senesi poked the struggling Cherries ahead on the half-hour mark but Miguel Almiron’s 10th goal of the campaign got the fourth-placed Magpies back on level terms.There would be no further goals on the ...Full Story »

Miguel Almiron’s 10th goal of the season and a late goaline clearance by Kieran Trippier ensured Newcastle boss Eddie Howe claimed a point on his Bournemouth return but only after a potentially costly 1-1 draw.Marcos Senesi poked the struggling Cherries ahead and while Almiron levelled by half-time, the Magpies could not arrest their stuttering form and slumped to a fifth draw from their l...Full Story »