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Tottenham look set to join the race for Manchester United transfer target Konrad Laimer. Laimer is currently playing for RB Leipzig, and impressive performances for the German side have attracted the interest of clubs in the Premier League. According to BILD (via Football.London), Laimer is being pursued by the likes of Manchester United and Tottenham, with his contract expiring in June 2023...Full Story »

Manchester United striker Cristiano Ronaldo is being linked with Inter Miami. The Italian media claims that Ronaldo is already in advanced talks with a switch to the MLS with David Beckham's Inter Miami FC the prime target. Ronaldo could join a whole host of superstars to move to the MLS in recent seasons. Stefano Benzi said on CMIT TV: “From my American correspondence I learned that t...Full Story »

Arsenal and Manchester United have received a boost in their pursuit for Benfica striker Darwin Nunez. Nunez has had an impressive season for Benfica, managing 28 goals in 33 games this season. According to journalist Cesar Luis Melor, in the tweet below, the forward is likely to leave Benfica this summer. The tweet continues to state that Arsenal, Tottenham, Manchester United, Atletico Mad...Full Story »

Despite being wanted by Real Madrid for several seasons, according to recent reports, Kylian Mbappe could renew his contract at Paris-Saint Germain.That’s according to a recent report on Sky Sports News, which has suggested Mauricio Pochettino’s side could yet see the talented Frenchman extend his stay at the Parc des Princes. Mbappe, 23, has been in the French capital since he co...Full Story »

Manchester United have found their permanent replacement for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, with Ajax boss Erik ten Hag set to be appointed as the new manager at Old Trafford Erik ten Hag is set to become the new Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag is poised to become the next Manchester United manager. United have agreed a deal with ten Hag to take charge in June once he has finished the current s...Full Story »

The Netherlands international has impressed in his first season in Spain and could replace Sadio Mane at Anfield Liverpool are interested in signing Villarreal star Arnaut Danjuma but are unlikely to make a bid for him this summer. The Netherlands international has excelled in Spain since joining from Bournemouth last year. Danjuma has scored 13 goals across 28 appearances in La Liga and th...Full Story »

Barca to offer Dest in Lewandowski bid (Sport)USMNT international is highly regarded at Bayern Barcelona are willing to offer Sergino Dest to Bayern Munich in order to sign Robert Lewandowski, according to Sport. Dest is highly rated at the Allianz Arena and could help the Catalans land Lewandowski, whose contract at Bayern expires next summer. Gotze regrets turning down LiverpoolFormer Bay...Full Story »

Bournemouth head coach Scott Parker admitted his side’s 2-0 defeat at West Bromwich caught him by surprise.Defensive errors led to early goals from Alex Mowatt and Andy Carroll to end the Cherries’ five-match unbeaten run.But they remain in second place and on course for automatic promotion with two games in hand on third-placed Huddersfield and a six-point cushion.Alex Mowatt sent a...Full Story »

Thomas Tuchel has all-but admitted defeat in the Champions League after Chelsea slumped to a 3-1 first-leg loss to Real Madrid at Stamford Bridge.Karim Benzema’s stunning hat-trick handed Real total control at the midway point of their quarter-final with the defending champions.And a deflated and angry Blues boss Tuchel effectively conceded Chelsea are now odds-on to relinquish their Champ...Full Story »

Marco Silva insists Fulham have to stay focused on finishing off their promotion charge after watching his team take another big step towards the Premier League.Aleksandar Mitrovic’s 38th goal of a fantastic season was enough to lift the Cottagers 17 points clear of the play-off zone as they secured a 1-0 win at Middlesbrough.And if Nottingham Forest lose at home to Birmingham on Saturday,...Full Story »

Steve Cooper demanded yet more from his Nottingham Forest players despite a 2-0 win over Coventry lifting his side into the play-off places.Brennan Johnson’s 15th of the season and a well-taken strike from James Garner, either side of half-time, secured a fourth consecutive Championship win for Forest.But they did not have it all their own way and Coventry might have taken something from t...Full Story »

Frank Lampard blamed individual errors after Everton sank ever closer to the relegation zone when Maxwel Cornet scored late on to give Burnley a 3-2 victory in the battle of two struggling teams.Everton were on course to move six points clear of the bottom three when Richarlison put them 2-1 in front by scoring the second of two penalties to respond to Nathan Collins’ first Burnley goal 12...Full Story »

Bournemouth’s charge to automatic promotion from the Sky Bet Championship suffered a jolt with a surprise 2-0 defeat at West Brom.Scott Parker’s side never recovered from a case of the defensive jitters which gifted early goals for Alex Mowatt and Andy Carroll and ended the Cherries’ five-match unbeaten run.Despite boasting two-thirds of the possession count, Bournemouth’...Full Story »

Karim Benzema bullied Chelsea to the brink of relinquishing their Champions League crown with a stunning hat-trick in Real Madrid’s 3-1 triumph at Stamford Bridge.The prolific striker moved his competition goal return to 11 in just eight matches after hitting back-to-back trebles as Madrid overwhelmed the Blues in Wednesday’s quarter-final first-leg.Benzema took his season’s ta...Full Story »

Arnaut Danjuma’s early goal secured Villarreal a deserved 1-0 win against Bayern Munich in the first leg of their Champions League quarter-final.Former Bournemouth winger Danjuma gave the Spaniards a slender advantage going into the return leg by scoring the only goal early in the first half at Estadio de la Ceramica.But it could have been worse for Bayern, who produced a disappointing dis...Full Story »

Maxwel Cornet struck five minutes from time to give Burnley a potentially vital 3-2 win over relegation rivals Everton in a frantic match which swung from end to end.Burnley had taken an early lead through Nathan Collins’ first goal for the club but then fell behind as Richarlison twice scored from the penalty spot before the break.And the game swung again in the second half as Jay Rodrigu...Full Story »

Kevin O’Hara notched a brace as Dunfermline beat Raith Rovers 2-0 to boost their cinch Championship survival hopes.The second-bottom Pars took the lead just after the half-hour mark when O’Hara slotted in having been teed up by Liam Polworth.And the striker added another with 11 minutes remaining to wrap up the three points for John Hughes’ side.Dunfermline closed the gap to ei...Full Story »

Aleksandar Mitrovic’s 38th goal of the season moved leaders Fulham 17 points clear of the Sky Bet Championship’s play-off zone as they claimed a 1-0 win at Middlesbrough.The Cottagers, on course for an immediate return to the Premier League, secured yet another victory, with Marco Silva’s men now 11 points clear of second-placed Bournemouth.The Serbian’s header with 17 mi...Full Story »

Nottingham Forest battled to a fourth consecutive Sky Bet Championship win and climbed into the play-off places with a 2-0 victory over Coventry at the City Ground.Steve Cooper’s side had to work hard for their win but Brennan Johnson’s 15th goal of the season and a well-taken strike from James Garner, either side of half-time, put them on course for a precious three points.Coventry ...Full Story »