Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   This     10th July 2016 - Cristiano Ronaldo WON his First Ever International Trophy10th July 2021 - Lionel Messi WON his First Ever International Trophy10TH JULY - THE DATE THAT WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR AGES TO COME!     Classic Muller     NO NO NO     Man City signed 2 of the hottest prospects for ...Full Story »

New Manchester City signing Erling Haaland acknowledges that he will have to step up his game at the Premier League champions, who gave the forward a torrid evening the last time they met. Haaland arrives at the Etihad Stadium as one of the world's elite goalscorers after two and a half incredible seasons with Dortmund. But he is aware that record will count for little unless he can shine al...Full Story »

A CHEEKY Juventus fan had Aaron Ramsey sign his autograph on a piece of paper that said "contract termination". The Welsh star, 31, has endured a nightmare spell at Juve and was shipped off on loan to Rangers for the second half of last season. Aaron Ramsey was tricked into signing a piece of paper that said 'contract termination'Credit: https://m.twitch.tv/ajgtv/home Ramsey was duped into wr...Full Story »

JACK GREALISH is living the good life, enjoying a romantic getaway with Wag Sasha Attwood in Athens. The England ace is making the most of his time off with the attacker expected to return to Premier League champions Manchester City on Monday to begin his pre-season preparations. Grealish says he has 'fallen in love' with AthensCredit: Instagram / jackgrealish The City ace is on a romantic ge...Full Story »

ENGLAND ace Ben Chilwell was seen canoodling with Towie star Frankie Sims. Chelsea full back Ben, 25 — wearing a baseball cap back-to-front — was with Frankie, 27, outside Mayfair nightspot Inca London. Ben Chilwell was seen getting close with Frankie SimsCredit: Goff They were seen leaving in a cab together. The two had been partying with pals, including England and Everton play...Full Story »

France head coach Corinne Diacre played down the significance of their 5-1 thumping of Italy in their Euro 2022 Group D opener, describing it as only “the first of six steps”.France blew Italy away in a one-sided first half, opening the scoring in the ninth minute though Grace Geyoro’s close-range finish before Marie-Antoinette Katoto doubled the lead a matter of minutes l...Full Story »

Grace Geyoro netted a first-half hat-trick to help France thrash Italy 5-1 in their Euro 2022 Group D opener.France’s demolition job started early when Geyoro grabbed her first goal inside the opening 10 minutes and Marie-Antoinette Katoto made it two just three minutes later.Nearly all of the first-half running – barring a couple of tame Italian attacks – came from France and ...Full Story »

Jim Goodwin praised his Aberdeen players’ “attitude and application” after Christian Ramirez’s second-half double gave the Dons a 2-0 win in their opening Premier Sports Cup Group A game against Peterhead.The League One outfit made life tough for the visitors before Ramirez converted a penalty in the 63rd minute after Matt Kennedy was knocked to the ground insid...Full Story »

Christian Ramirez’s second-half double gave Aberdeen a 2-0 win in their opening Premier Sports Cup Group A game against Peterhead.The Dons striker converted a penalty in the 63rd minute after Matt Kennedy was pulled down by Blue Toon defender Jack Brown and then headed in a Marley Watkins cross 10 minutes later to clinch the points.The cinch Premiership visitors were without Lewis Fer...Full Story »

Brighton & Hove Albion have reportedly offered defender Marc Cucurella Saseta a revised contract ahead of Manchester City's offer, which they plan to ask for £45m if they bring in the player. Manchester City striker Sterling is close to moving to Chelsea for £55 million. When Sterling leaves the team, Manchester City will make an offer for Cucurella. They hope to add another ce...Full Story »

Paul Pogba has caused outrage among the Manchester United fanbase as he refused to sign a Red Devils shirt after he landed in Turin to complete his return to Juventus. A cold, hard rejection from Paul Pogba Paul Pogba refused to sign a Manchester United shirt after he landed in Turin to complete his emotional return to Juventus. The Frenchman turned down offers from Manchester City and Paris ...Full Story »

F1 icon Eddie Jordan might not be quite as well known the world over as Cristiano Ronaldo, but it turns out he's worth considerably more than the wantaway Manchester United star Former F1 boss Eddie Jordan is worth more than a few quid (Image: 2013 Getty Images) He might be known the world over, but Manchester United legend Cristiano Ronaldo lags over £80million behind F1 legend Eddie Jor...Full Story »

The former Premier League ace, 53, stopped speaking to Mitch and Alex a year ago when she began stripping on X-rated subscription services OnlyFans and Babestation. Ex-England footballer Matt Le Tissier has fallen out with his son and daughter-in-law after she became a porn star Credit: Ian Whittaker - News Group Newspapers Ltd Le Tissier stopped speaking to Mitch and Alex a year ago when she ...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.     Vinicius Jr. has signed a new contract with Real Madrid until 2027, reports Fabrizio Romano   Raheem Sterling under Pep Guardiola: ▪️ 292 games (most)▪️ 120 goals (third most)▪️ 85 assists (third most)▪️ 4x Premier League▪️ 4x League Cup▪️ 1x FA Cup▪️ 2x Community Shield Made his mark at Manchester City   Chelsea sign Raheem...Full Story »

Manchester United remain convinced Christian Eriksen will move to Old Trafford despite suggestions from Brentford that he could still choose them, sources have told ESPN. Eriksen has verbally agreed a three-year contract with United but was not part of the squad which left for their tour of Thailand and Australia on Friday. Brentford manager Thomas Frank also suggested he has not given up hope...Full Story »

Wayne Rooney would be open to the possibility of returning to D.C. United to manage the MLS team, sources have told ESPN, with the club still looking to hire a permanent replacement for Hernan Losada, who was fired in April. Rooney, who spent 14 months with the Washington, D.C.-based team between 2018 and 2019, resigned as Derby County manager last month after being unable to help the club over...Full Story »

Tielemans has been linked with a switch to Arsenal this summer with just one year remaining on his contract with Leicester. Arteta wants to make Tielemans his fifth signing of the summer Credit: Getty Tielemans is a regular Belgium international, having played 52 times for the Red Devils Credit: Getty And following their thrilling 5-3 friendly victory over Nurnberg on Friday, Arteta acknowled...Full Story »

New Old Trafford boss Erik ten Hag wants to raid his old club for the Argentine centre-back. Man Utd are desperate to sign Lisandro Martinez from Ajax Credit: Getty United legend Jaap Stam believes the defender would be a great signing Credit: AP:Associated Press Arsenal are also keen on Martinez, 24, who is valued at £43million. But Stam believes the South American would be a huge hit ...Full Story »

Henderson joined Nottingham Forest on a season-long loan after struggling for game time at Old Trafford as David de Gea's No2. Strakosha is a free agent after leaving Lazio Credit: Getty And according to talkSPORT, United are already closing in on Henderson's replacement for the upcoming campaign. Erik ten Hag's side have spoken with former Lazio shot-stopper Strakosha’s representatives...Full Story »

The 29-year-old has entered the final year of his contract at Selhurst Park and could be set for a Serie A switch Jose Mourinho knows the Premier League about as well as any modern manager, and so it should be no surprise that he is again casting his eye towards England in his latest bid to improve Roma's squad. The target of his affections? Crystal Palace icon Wilfried Zaha. GOAL can confir...Full Story »