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Barcelona are willing to listen to Manchester United offers for Frenkie de Jong. De Jong is rated a 'priority target' for Manchester United. Catalunya Radio says incoming United boss Erik ten Hag is keen to reunited with his former Ajax lynchpin De Jong. The outlet even says Barca will be content to let the Red Devils have the 24-year-old - if they bid 70million Euros (about £59m). Bu...Full Story »

ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI will NOT leave Bayern Munich this summer, the club's sporting director confirmed. The Polish striker, 33, has been linked with a stunning transfer exit away from the Allianz Arena. Robert Lewandowski looks set to stay at Bayern Munich next season His contract expires in 2023, meaning he will be going into the final 12 months next season. Manchester United and Barcelona wou...Full Story »

Ajax forward Brian Brobbey gave a cheeky interview after netting the winner against NEC at the weekend Ajax forward Brian Brobbey has told Erik ten Hag to sign him for Manchester United. Ten Hag will take over from Ralf Rangnick at Old Trafford at the end of the season. But he still has the small matter of the Eredivisie title to sort out with current club Ajax. The Amsterdam club maintained ...Full Story »

Barcelona have fallen to defeat for a third consecutive home game in the same season for the first time in their history, as Rayo Vallecano won 1-0 in LaLiga Santander at the Camp Nou on Sunday night. It followed defeats to Eintracht Frankfurt and Cadiz in the past two fixtures and leaves the Catalans under pressure on 63 points, only six points clear of Real Betis in fifth. The result also ...Full Story »

Conte wants PSG job Antonio Conte has approached Paris Saint-Germain to discuss taking over as coach. Le Parisien reports the Italian coach has offered his services to the French champions, who are set to sack Mauricio Pochettino imminently. Barcelona target Ajax star Martinez Barcelona are considering making a summer bid for Ajax star Lisandro Martinez, says Mundo Deportivo. The Camp Nou s...Full Story »

AC Milan have reportedly withdrawn from the race for Chelsea star Romelu Lukaku. Lukaku was linked to the Italian club in recent weeks by GOAL journalist Nizaar Kinsella. However, according to Gazzetta Dello Sport (via MilanNews), this transfer has no chance of happening, with the board at Milan planning to focus on young Italian players in their recruitment. Lukaku has struggled since movi...Full Story »

Arsenal had been looking at Southampton's Tino Livramento Arsenal are now unlikely to pursue a summer transfer deal for Southampton's teenage right-back Tino Livramento after the former Chelsea defender suffered a serious knee injury in the 2-2 draw at Brighton on Sunday afternoon. The Saints came from behind - thanks to two goals from captain James Ward-Prowse - to salvage a point against thei...Full Story »

Gabriel Jesus says it's "not the time" to talk about his Manchester City future, but admits he would like to play more regularly. The Brazil forward has been linked with summer moves to Arsenal and Juventus after finding opportunities hard to come by at the Etihad Stadium. But asked about his plans after scoring four times in the 5-1 win over Watford on Saturday, the 25-year-old chose to rem...Full Story »

Everton manager Frank Lampard believes his side were denied a clear penalty which could have had a decisive impact on their 2-0 Merseyside derby defeat.With the game still goalless early in the second half Anthony Gordon, who had been booked in the first half for diving in the area, went down under a clumsy-looking challenge by defender Joel Matip.Neither referee Stuart Atwell nor VAR were inter...Full Story »

Liverpool’s 2-0 victory in a testing 240th Merseyside derby kept their quadruple bid on track while pushing Everton slightly closer to their first relegation in 71 years.Andy Robertson’s second goal of the season produced the vital breakthrough after 62 minutes of dogged resistance from the visitors and Divock Origi enhanced his derby legacy with his sixth goal in nine cross-city mat...Full Story »

Celtic manager Ange Postecoglou hailed his players’ laser focus after they took a major step closer to being crowned champions with a 2-0 victory over Ross County in Dingwall.The cinch Premiership leaders can now all but secure the title if they beat Rangers at Parkhead next Sunday to go nine points clear with three games left.Celtic, who are 19 goals better off than their city rivals, cam...Full Story »

Burnley moved out of the relegation zone with a battling 1-0 win over Wolves that delighted caretaker boss Mike Jackson, who joked he would like to celebrate the successful end to a whirlwind week by sinking eight pints.Having been thrust into the Turf Moor hotseat following the surprise sacking of long-serving Sean Dyche on April 16, the under-23 coach has flourished and on Sunday secured a sec...Full Story »

Thomas Tuchel acknowledged replacing Antonio Rudiger will prove “incredibly difficult” for Chelsea after confirming the Germany defender will leave the club in the summer.Rudiger will depart Stamford Bridge after rejecting the chance to become the highest-paid defender in the club’s history, with Real Madrid poised to wrap up his signing on a free transfer.The 29-year-old almos...Full Story »

Ralph Hasenhuttl believes Southampton’s thrilling fightback at Brighton proves his players are not “on the beach” on a day he lost defender Tino Livramento to a serious knee problem.Saints overcame the setback of Livramento’s nasty first-half injury and falling two goals behind at the Amex Stadium as a fine James Ward-Prowse brace salvaged a 2-2 Premier League draw.Danny ...Full Story »

Substitute Ellis Simms stepped off the bench to score a late winner as in-form Hearts beat Dundee United 3-2 at Tannadice to make it nine games in a row undefeated.The Tynecastle side fell behind early on to a Dylan Levitt goal but the visitors hit back to lead through Liam Boyce and Josh Ginnelly. Ryan Edwards levelled things up again for the hosts but Simms’ strike gave the visitors a de...Full Story »

Kyogo Furuhashi’s early goal sent Celtic on the way to a 2-0 victory over Ross County which gives the Hoops the chance to all but seal the title against Rangers.The Japan international took less than 12 minutes of his first start since Boxing Day to head home in Dingwall.Ange Postecoglou’s side were dominant in the first half but County made a game of it in the second period without ...Full Story »

James Ward-Prowse produced a pair of stunning strikes as Southampton battled back from two goals down to claim a thrilling 2-2 Premier League draw at mid-table rivals Brighton.Saints skipper Ward-Prowse expertly curled home the 14th top-flight free-kick goal of his career just before the break before lashing his team level early in the second period.Danny Welbeck’s early close-range finish...Full Story »

Matej Vydra’s strike took battling Burnley out of the Premier League relegation zone as caretaker boss Mike Jackson celebrated a crucial victory against European hopefuls Wolves.Having drawn at West Ham and then beaten Southampton on Thursday, Sean Dyche’s temporary successor oversaw another huge result in the Clarets’ bid to beat the drop.Burnley may not have been at their bes...Full Story »

Christian Pulisic’s last-minute goal handed Chelsea a 1-0 Premier League win over 10-man West Ham and spared Jorginho’s penalty blushes.Second-half substitute Pulisic swept home Marcos Alonso’s low cross at Stamford Bridge to seal Chelsea’s first home win in four matches in all competitions.The USA forward’s crisp finish also offered Jorginho a major reprieve, with ...Full Story »