Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   FA Cup Semi Final & EPL week 34   Fulham 1-3 Liverpool   Fa cup finalMan City v Man Utd   Throwback to 1920, when the Peaky Blinders were spotted at a match between West Brom and Watford.     Hojlund mentality >> Haaland mentality   Tag Barcelona Fans     This Sums it up pretty well... ...Full Story »

A PRIVATE chef has lifted the lid on what life is like cooking for Premier League footballers. Jonny Marsh is a Michelin star trained chef who cooks for a host of football stars. Chef Jonny Marsh has lifted the lid on his life cooking for Premier League footballers The first edition of his new series starred Rasmus Hojlund His clientele includes Manchester City stars Kevin De Bruyne and Kyle...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today. Hojlund has been ruled out for up to 3 weeks with a muscle injury   English clubs with their Champions League trophies   Porto GK Costa: Hey babe.Girl: Don't you have a UCL match right now? Everything okay?Costa: Don't worry we are playing against Arsenal, so we can talk.   SAVAGE!   Dani Alves in jail.     the lan...Full Story »

The French champions signed Ramos in the summer on loan to work around Financial Fair Play issues. Goncalo Ramos could be sold by PSG already But in November the move was made permanent in a deal worth £69million. Ramos has since struggled in Paris though, having only played five minutes of league football since signing fully in November. The forward did suffer from a virus and lost 6kg...Full Story »

Casemiro believes Rasmus Hojlund has what it takes to become an era-defining player for Manchester United. Signed for £72m from Atalanta last summer, Hojlund had to wait until his 15th Premier League appearance to score his first goal in the competition – a well-taken late winner in the 3-2 comeback win over Aston Villa on Boxing Day. The Denmark striker's lack of goals has been n...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Man Utd & Arsenal in UCL   Hojlund & Onana Last Night   Saka for Arsenal   TRUE   Premier League is the best League of the world   lol   Just Zlatan Things!   Please stay tuned on 7M Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomorrow! (Credit: Just toon it, trollfootball, The Football Arena, AZR Or...Full Story »

Alejandro Garnacho told his team-mates of his transfer wish in pre-season Manchester United winger Alejandro Garnacho reportedly told his team-mates he wanted the club to sign a target man striker before the Red Devils signed Rasmus Hojlund. The £72million signing of Hojlund was just what Erik ten Hag and United fans were crying out for, but it's said that Garnacho also received his wish....Full Story »

MANCHESTER, England -- Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag has attempted to brush off the boos that greeted his decision to substitute Rasmus Hojlund during the 3-1 defeat to Brighton. A disastrous day for Ten Hag was made worse when his decision to replace Højlund with Anthony Martial in the second half prompted loud boos from the home support. Afterwards, he insisted the reaction was ...Full Story »

The Red Devils haven't had the best of starts to the 2023/24 Premier League campaign, narrowly beating Wolverhampton Wanderers at home before losing at White Hart Lane to a bright and effervescent Tottenham Hotspur side. With Rasmus Hojlund still unable to feature and Marcus Rashford not hitting the right notes up front, it appears that Erik ten Hag is ready to test the waters with a bid for ...Full Story »

Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag insisted Friday he had no regrets about bringing Rasmus Hojlund to Old Trafford instead of Bayern Munich-bound Harry Kane. Ten Hag has also added goalkeeper Andre Onana and midfielder Mason Mount to his squad, but United have long been in need of a striker. United decided to opt for a player of potential rather than a proven talent in Atalanta's Hojlund...Full Story »