Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Partey injury, could miss up to 3 months (11th) Chelsea 0-1 Nottm Forest (1st) Man City 5-1 FulhamBurnley 2-5 Tottenham (2nd)   Pre EPL Week 4  Arsenal - Man Utd   Chelsea have one win in their first four Premier League games this season (vs. Luton)They spent $500M this summer   ERLING HAALAND SCORES HIS FIRST HAT TRICK ...Full Story »

Tottenham failed to trim down their squad on transfer deadline day as several departures failed to materialise. Galatasaray want to sign Tottenham midfielder Giovani Lo Celso (Image: Getty) Tottenham have reportedly received a bid from Galatasaray for attacking midfielder Giovani Lo Celso - meaning the club could be faced with a tough decision on the future of the Argentine after failing to tr...Full Story »

Former Chelsea star Frank Leboeuf feels the Blues should have signed Sofyan Amrabat instead of splashing out £115 million ($146m) on Moises Caicedo. Chelsea should have signed Amrabat Midfielder would have been a 'bargain' Moroccan joined Manchester United on loan WHAT HAPPENED? Leboeuf, who spent six seasons at Chelsea between 1996 to 2001, claimed that the Blues should have opted to...Full Story »

Al-Nassr won 5-1 and climbed up the Saudi Pro League table. Cristiano Ronaldo celebrates scoring a goal.Al-Nassr FC / Twitter Cristiano Ronaldo's first season in Saudi Arabia didn't go fully as expected. He scored plenty of goals, but he didn't win a trophy with Al-Nassr, which has become unusual for the legendary Portuguese. But this season has had a different aura from the get-go. They won ...Full Story »

Chelsea striker Louis Flower has joined Brighton. Flower leaves Chelsea in a permanent deal to sign for Brighton academy. He featured regularly for the Under-18s at Chelsea over the previous two season while also stepping up to play for the Under-21s. Flower originally joined Chelsea as an Under-13 from Cambridge United.Full Story »

Haaland’s contract runs until 2027 and Etihad bosses had already sounded out his agent Rafaela Pimenta about adding another 12 months. Erling Haaland has scored six goals in his first four Premier League games this season Credit: Getty But this summer’s Saudi Arabian raids on the Premier League have further focused Man City. And while even they cannot compete with the Middle East ...Full Story »

The controversial striker sealed a season-long loan deal to LaLiga side Getafe after agreeing to resume his playing days away from Old Trafford. Mason Greenwood has left Man Utd on loan Credit: Reuters United confirmed last month he would not play for the club again after a six-month internal investigation into rape and assault charges that were dropped. Greenwood, 21, had been suspended by t...Full Story »

Saudi Pro League side Al-Ittihad have reportedly ramped up their interest in former Real Madrid captain Sergio Ramos. Ramos a free agent after PSG exit Wanted by Saudi side Al-Ittihad Could link up with Benzema WHAT HAPPENED? Al-Ittihad are keen to add a defender to the ranks before the transfer window closes on September 7 and are ready to move for Ramos after missing out on Real Betis ...Full Story »

News of the English youngster's move emerged at half-time during the champions' 5-1 win over Fulham. Jamal Baptiste has joined Manchester City after departing West Ham Credit: Getty But it was also revealed by transfer expert Fabrizio Romano that he has been immediately loaned out to Belgian side Lommel - who are owned by City Group. Baptiste, 19, confirmed in May he would be leaving West Ham...Full Story »

Barcelona eye move for Napoli's KvaratskheliaBarcelona are reportedly preparing a plan to sign Napoli star Khvicha Kvaratskhelia in 2024, according to Fichajes. The report claims that despite having financial constraints, Barcelona are plotting a move to secure Kvaratskhelia's signature next year. The 22-year-old forward currently have a contract with the Italian champions until 2027.Spurs want...Full Story »