Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Rival fans watching everything happen at Manchester United today:     Manchester United fans when Ten Hag brought on Maguire and Evans to close out the game:     88'—VAR rules out Garnacho goal. 90+6'—Rice makes it 2-1 for Arsenal     Gabriel Magalhaes MVP     Rice Rice BabyArsenal 3-1...Full Story »

Micah Richards held the fan against a door in the viral clip Former Manchester United hard man Roy Keane was reportedly headbutted by a fan while working as a pundit at the Emirates Stadium. In viral social media footage, a clip originating from an unknown Snapchat account showed the moments following the alleged violent incident, as pal Micah Richards held the male against a door, restraining...Full Story »

Neymar claims to have experienced "hell" alongside Lionel Messi at Paris Saint-Germain, with the pair failing to "make history" in France. WHAT HAPPENED? Both are now taking on new challenges away from Parc des Princes, with moves made in the summer of 2023. Messi has, after two years with the Ligue 1 champions, rediscovered his spark in the United States with Inter Miami. Neymar, meanwhile,...Full Story »

Mason Greenwood has wiped all references to Manchester United on his Instagram account. Greenwood signed for Getafe on-loan for the season on Friday. The forward will see the majority of his wages paid by United, but he has wiped the Red Devil's name from his bio despite still technically being under contract at United for another two years. A source close to Greenwood told The Sun: “...Full Story »

LAFC star Carlos Vela has discussed Lionel Messi's impact on MLS in relation to that of another giant of the game, Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Vela's side face Messi's Inter Miami this Sunday, and the former Arsenal man has been discussing the difference between two of the biggest names ever to play in the American top flight. Ibrahimovic spent two seasons with LA Galaxy, making light work of the le...Full Story »

Manchester United midfielder Scott McTominay reportedly rejected a late move to Fulham on transfer deadline day, according to Fabrizio Romano. Speaking on his official YouTube channel, as quoted in his CaughtOffside Substack column, Romano said that Joao Palhinha’s move from Fulham to Bayern Munich collapsed in dramatic style due to the London outfit being unable to sign a replacement. ...Full Story »

Manchester City are reportedly preparing a bumper new deal for star striker Erling Haaland amid interest from Real Madrid and clubs in Saudi Arabia. The Norwegian scored 52 goals in 53 appearances last season as City won the treble and has six in as many games this term after hitting a hat-trick in Saturday's 5-1 win over Fulham. The 23-year-old is central to City's plans and already earns a...Full Story »

Jadon Sancho has hit back at Erik ten Hag after the Manchester United boss cited his poor performance in training for leaving him out of the squad. WHAT HAPPENED? Sancho was left out of United's 20-man matchday squad against Arsenal on Sunday. After the game manager Ten Hag claimed that due to poor performance in training, Sancho was not picked to play against the Gunners. He said after the ...Full Story »

Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp remains confident of Mohamed Salah's commitment after victory over Aston Villa. Salah scored in Sunday's win amid expectations that Al-Ittihad will continue to push to sign the striker this week. "I never had any doubt about his commitment to this club," Klopp told Sky Sports. "You can't imagine how much fuss the world has made but how calm we are with it. He is ...Full Story »

Sergio Ramos is on his way back to La Liga after reaching a verbal agreement to re-sign for former club Sevilla, it has been reported. WHAT HAPPENED? The former Spanish international is a free agent after his two-year contract with Paris Saint-Germain expired at the end of last season. Ramos has been closely linked with a move to Saudi Pro League side Al-Ittihad were he could have reunited wi...Full Story »

Arsenal interested in signing Spanish midfielder Arsenal are reportedly interested in signing Real Sociedad midfielder Martin Zubimendi in January, according to a report from Fichajes. With Granit Xhaka leaving the club in the summer and an injury to Thomas Partey, the Gunners may need to make new signings to bolster their squad in the next transfer window. As per reports, Jorginho could als...Full Story »