Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today. Hojlund has been ruled out for up to 3 weeks with a muscle injury   English clubs with their Champions League trophies   Porto GK Costa: Hey babe.Girl: Don't you have a UCL match right now? Everything okay?Costa: Don't worry we are playing against Arsenal, so we can talk.   SAVAGE!   Dani Alves in jail.     the lan...Full Story »

DANI Alves' ex-wife Joana Sanz accidentally shared a bizarre letter the disgraced rapist wrote to her from prison. The Brazilian defender, 40, was found guilty for raping a woman in the bathroom of a Barcelona nightclub in December 2022. Dani Alves allegedly wrote an intimate letter to his ex-wife Joana Sanz from prison Credit: Getty The model said she accidentally shared the handwritten note...Full Story »

The highly-rated youngster made his debut for the club at the start of the season in a 2-2 draw against Cardiff and has since then established himself as a key player in Daniel Farke's team. Football Insider's Pete O'Rourke recently reported that the 17-year-old sensation has caught the eye of several top clubs, including Liverpool. It's believed that Leeds will face a tough challenge in wardi...Full Story »

Shearer's 29-year-old daughter has built a strong following on social media with a series of glam pics and is often sharing fashion tips online. Hollie Shearer took social media by storm once more Credit: Instagram Hollie took to the streets of Paris with a glam outfit Credit: Instagram Hollie left her Instagram followers in awe Credit: Instagram This time she took to the streets of the Fren...Full Story »

The Scot's current deal at the London Stadium expires in the summer. David Moyes has claimed he has received a new contract offer And there has been much speculation about him potentially leaving the club after a disappointing run of results. But Moyes has now confirmed he has been handed an extension by the owners should he choose to accept. He said: "I've had really good conversations with...Full Story »

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag has defended the lack of a striker signing in January. United have suffered a blow with Rasmus Hojlund out for several weeks due to injury. "First of all, striker options are most difficult to fill this in, especially on our level," Ten Hag said. "Last season, (Anthony) Martial did great things for us. We played our best football last year with Anthony Ma...Full Story »

BEN CHILWELL defended his dress sense as ferociously as he does the Chelsea goal. The left-back drew light-hearted stick from England pal Jack Grealish this week after being pictured in an outlandish blue and white diamond print tank top — with nothing underneath. Ben Chilwell says he liked his attire, especially as it was in Chelsea colours Credit: Rex Arsenal's Martin Odegaard, as wel...Full Story »

Manchester City midfielder Kevin De Bruyne has been placed "high" on the transfer shortlist of the four biggest sides in Saudi Arabia, according to the Times. Clubs are reported to see the 32-year-old Belgium international as the next big signing to help improve the profile of the Saudi Pro League, as well as two other Premier League stars. New attempts to land Liverpool winger Mohamed Salah, 3...Full Story »

Mourinho had identified Lloris as a potential addition to Roma's squad, aiming to revamp the goalkeeping department. However, his plans were hindered when the club's owners intervened and vetoed the move, despite Mourinho's interest in signing the French shot-stopper. That is according to Italian outlet TuttoMercatoWeb, which claims that the reason behind the veto was the owners' preference to...Full Story »

Liverpool and Manchester City are keeping tabs on Fenerbahce star Ferdi Kadioglu. The defender is one who could leave the Turkish giants in the off-season, given his price tag. Per Aksam in Turkey, Liverpool, City, Borussia Dortmund, AC Milan and Napoli have been watching the attack-minded full-back. Kadioglu has managed two goals and provided three assists to his teammates so far this term...Full Story »