Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Barcelona hit the jackpot in Las Vegas after beating Real Madrid 1-0 in El Clasico   Barca attackers   Arsenal 4-0 Chelsea(Jesus 11" , Odegaard 35" , Saka 66" Sambi 90+2")   Haaland scored his first goal for Man City Bayern 0-1 Man City (delayed as storm forced fans to be evacuated from stands)     As you can see, ...Full Story »

MAN United players are being offered five-star meals on wheels so they do not pile on weight this season. They can book them with club chefs and have them delivered to their mansions. Manchester United stars are being offer five-star meals on wheels New boss Erik ten Hag has also introduced rules banning players from drinking alcohol during game weeks and demanding the players eat together at...Full Story »

Daniella Chavez wants to take charge of Chilean Primera Division outfit O'Higgins F.C An entrepreneurial Playboy model has kicked off a bid to fund the purchase of her dream football club by creating an OnlyFans account which will set back fans £16 a month. Daniella Chavez, who has appeared on three Playboy magazine covers and was named among their '10 most sexy Latinas' has a burning des...Full Story »

Rick & Morty along with Mo Salah and Vivianne Miedema Mohamed Salah and Vivianne Miedema have joined both Rick and Morty to promote the Adidas X SPEEDPORTAL soccer cleats, a special edition that is "designed to unlock speed in all dimensions." In the 90-second short, we get to see the traditional way that creators Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland introduce their paid partnerships with commerc...Full Story »

DECLAN RICE is fed up with "annoying" transfer rumours linking him with a move away from West Ham. The midfielder, 23, has been made Hammers captain following the retirement of Mark Noble and has vowed to give his all to the club. Declan Rice is tired of the non-stop transfer speculation surrounding his future David Moyes placed a £150million price tag on him when asked about a possible ...Full Story »

Napoli president Aurelio de Laurentiis has announced Dries Mertens' release. De Laurentiis says their new contract offer has now been withdrawn. “I feel the love for the club, but I must never forget that football is also an industry as well as pure passion," De Laurentiis told Radio Kiss Kiss. “Unfortunately, that means sometimes going against what the fans want. When a support...Full Story »

Arsenal and new signing Gabriel Jesus continued their impressive preseason form with an emphatic 4-0 win over London rivals Chelsea at Orlando's Camping World Stadium on Saturday. Jesus struck his fourth goal in an Arsenal shirt following his summer transfer from Manchester City with a clever dinked finish from a Granit Xhaka pass after 16 minutes. Capitalizing on another sloppy giveaway from ...Full Story »

France will face Germany in the Euro 2022 semi-finals after Eve Perisset’s penalty in extra time secured a 1-0 victory over holders the Netherlands.Defender Perisset, who last month joined Chelsea from Bordeaux, converted a spot-kick awarded via VAR in the 102nd minute in Rotherham as Corinne Diacre’s side finally managed to find a way past Dutch goalkeeper Daphne van Domselaar.Les B...Full Story »

Erik ten Hag told Manchester United’s players their lack of focus was “unacceptable” after blowing a two-goal lead against Aston Villa in the final match of their pre-season tour of Australia and Thailand.The curtain came down on the four-game series on a sodden, patchy pitch in Perth, where the Red Devils managed to produce a promising first-half performance in challenging con...Full Story »

Manchester United were pegged back by a last-gasp Calum Chambers header as Aston Villa fought back to deny Erik ten Hag a winning end to their pre-season tour of Thailand and Australia.The final friendly of the Red Devils’ four-game trip had been in jeopardy due to the impact of heavy downpours on an already cut-up surface, but the referee gave the go-ahead following a pitch inspection.Tha...Full Story »

CHELSEA stars forgot the stresses of a rollercoaster few months with a trip to Universal Studios. The Blues have been in Florida for their pre-season tour this summer, following American Todd Boehly's takeover. The group of Chelsea players posed in front of the Hogwarts castle as Universal Studios in Florida Jorignho uploaded the photos including his own selfie A big group took in the advent...Full Story »

ENGLAND legend Gary Lineker celebrates his latest spectacular goal — cooking for 300 people. The Match of the Day host, 61, gave the thumbs-up as he prepared the starters in a tent at Latitude Festival. Chef Gary Lineker gives the thumbs-up at Latitude Festival Gary prepared the starters in a tent at the festival in Suffolk He pulled on an apron to create a three-course Catalan Feast, ...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Arsenal have now spent the most out of any EPL side   So true   Poor arsenal   New Season, Same Old Defence   FC Barcelona, the biggest nightmare of Neville's brothers   Just Laporta Things!   What former Real Madrid coach Fabio Capello said about Cristiano and Messi.   Please stay tuned on 7M Daily L...Full Story »

Chris Richards' capture represents a "strong statement" for Crystal Palace, says boss Patrick Vieira, as the Eagles close in on a transfer for the USMNT international from Bayern Munich. The Premier League club are putting the final touches on a move for the Bundesliga centre-back, who will arrive at Selhurst Park ahead of the 2022-23 campaign. Palace are currently in Australia on pre-season...Full Story »

DAVID DE GEA says Manchester United must never repeat last season’s ‘embarrassing mess’. The keeper was bruised by a ‘disastrous’ campaign which saw the Red Devils extend their trophy drought to five years and miss out on Champions League qualification. David De Gea is determined to bounce back from Manchester United's disastrous 2021-22 campaign Man Utd recorded...Full Story »

Sweden boss Peter Gerhardsson underlined his side will come up with an “extremely good plan” against England in the last four of Euro 2022 after they earned a last gasp 1-0 quarter-final victory over Belgium at Leigh Sports Village.Belgium’s robust defence stood strong for much of the encounter aided by a player of the match performance by keeper Nicky Evrard but the moment of ...Full Story »

Juventus will face Chivas Guadalajara in the upcoming friendly clash. The two teams met once before in the "World Football Challenge" at Carter-Finley Stadium in the United States on July 28, 2011, where Juventus won 1:0 with a goal from Quagliarella. Bonucci, who still plays for Juventus, started that match eleven years ago. This game is the first public game after regrouping from the seaso...Full Story »

Borussia Dortmund, who lost to La Liga side Valencia CF in a friendly two days earlier, struggled, scoring only 3 of their 10 shots on target. After losing Haaland on the front line, the team repeatedly missed opportunities in front of the goal. On the other hand, Villarreal had an excellent season last time out, and won the Europa League. However, Villarreal's performance in the league was ...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Rival fans watching Darwin Nunez score four goals     Made his senior debut in 2016 and already has 134 club goals—it's hard to believe Erling Haaland only turns 22 today   Nunez on fire RB Leipzig 0-5 Liverpool (Nunez 48"p, 51", 68", 90")   BAYERN MUNICH'S NEW SIGNINGS HAVE HAD A GREAT START   Many players a...Full Story »

JACK GREALISH has certainly put his summer break to good use. Manchester City's record signing enhanced his 'Jack the Lad' reputation - posting pictures of himself partying in Ibiza and Las Vegas with his mates. Grealish has been enjoying himself on holiday this summerCredit: Jack Grealish Instagram But the England ace also spent time preparing for what is a huge second season for him at the ...Full Story »