FOOTIE sensation Erling Haaland is on the crest of a wave as he unwinds on holiday after a record-breaking season. Manchester City's Norwegian centre-forward, 22, looked like he was celebrating yet another goal as he clambered on board a boat off Ibiza. Haaland, who won the treble last season, went for a spin on a jetski in the Med. On the boat, he also got his binoculars out while accompan...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Neymar has been fined $3.3M by the Brazilian authorities for building an artificial lake in the garden of his Rio beach house without permission.   Lionel Messi had Two Almost Identical FIFA World Cups! UNBELIEVABLE.     Real Madrid before VAR Arsenal and West Ham finally reach FULL agreement over Declan Rice's £105m &...Full Story »

ENGLAND ace James Maddison was celebrating last night after his model girlfriend Kennedy Alexa gave birth to twins. The couple, who have an 18-month-old son, announced the arrival of Delilah and Rome on Instagram. The girl and boy were born on Sunday. Thrilled Kennedy, 28, wrote: "They're here - meet Delilah and Rome Maddison - our family is complete." Tottenham new boy Maddison posted an ...Full Story »

Footie ace Neymar has been fined a hefty £2.6million for constructing an artificial lake next to his coastal mansion in Brazil. The public prosecutor of Mangaratiba, Rio de Janeiro state, has fined the 31-year-old an eye-watering R$16,010,000 (£2.62million), local media report. This was after a report by the Municipal Environmental Department revealed that the PSG and Brazil man had...Full Story »

It is believed the Gunners have compromised during intense negotiations and will pay the up-front £100m in full by 2025, along with the £5m in bonuses - a record fee between two British clubs. Declan Rice is finally poised to move from West Ham to Arsenal Credit: Getty Emirates chief Mikel Arteta deserves to have a big grin on his face as the Gunners tie up an agreement for Rice, the...Full Story »

Brighton goalkeeper Robert Sanchez has emerged as a transfer target for Manchester United as they seek alternatives to Inter's Andre Onana. Sanchez eyed by United Onana too expensive at £50m ($63.5m) Erik ten Hag keen to sign new goalkeeper WHAT HAPPENED? Per the Daily Mail, United are considering a swoop to sign Sanchez, who would cost £30m ($38m) and is viewed as a cheaper op...Full Story »

STYLISH Marcus Rashford looked a cool customer as he partied at a lingerie pyjama party surrounded by stunning women. The England star, 25, donned designer glasses and chains for the Los Angeles bash hosted by Canadian R&B singer PARTYNEXTDOOR. Rashford - who netted 17 Premier League goals last season - topped off his weekend look with matching camo trousers, cap and trainers. He was se...Full Story »

SHAKIRA and her footballer ex Gerard Pique were reportedly in an "open relationship" before the singer accused him of cheating. The news broke in June 2022 that the superstar couple would be splitting up following rumours of the Barcelona ace's alleged infidelity, which reportedly left him stunned. The Hips Don't Lie singer announced her separation from former the Barcelona star Pique a year...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Messi's record of 91 goals in a calendar year is not safe.My mate Haaland is netting 200 goals next season       Prepare to trial new offside rule 23/24 season in the Netherlands, Italy and Sweden   RB Leipzig best seller (Gvardiol not official yet)   Ligue 1 are not 5 Top League anymore as UEFA release latest Le...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Arsenal fans waiting for Declan Rice         Edwin van der Sar's face facing Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi says it all.   Levels   Liverpool's new-look midfield   Please stay tuned on 7M Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomorrow! (Credit: Just toon it, originaltrollfootball, thefootballar...Full Story »

KYLIAN MBAPPE brushed off any transfer rumours as he played giant Jenga on a beach with bikini-clad woman on holiday. The French superstar was seen enjoying himself on a beach in Miami as his playing future remains up in the air. Mbappe tried his hand at Jenga and was joined by two woman, one in a black bikini and the other wearing yellow. PSG are ready to start a summer auction for Mbappe ...Full Story »

AC Milan have reportedly submitted a £12 million ($15m) bid for Chelsea and USMNT star Christian Pulisic - but Lyon have made an ever better offer. WHAT HAPPENED: According to The Athletic, Milan lodged a verbal opening offer for Pulisic on Sunday after identifying him as a primary target. The U.S. men's national team winger has already agreed on personal terms for a move to San Siro fro...Full Story »

According to a report from Spanish outlet Fichajes, Chelsea are reportedly keen on signing Bayer Leverkusen playmaker Florian Wirtz during the summer transfer window. Chelsea sold Kai Havertz to Arsenal recently for around £65m and now look as though they could replace him with Wirtz. The 20-year-old has earned comparisons to the now Arsenal man during his short career, partly due to th...Full Story »

Liverpool have announced the signing of Dominik Szoboszlai from RB Leipzig. The Hungary captain moves to Anfield after Liverpool agreed to pay his €70m buyout clause. He joins on a five-year contract. "It's a really historic club, really good players, good coach," he said. "For me, it was perfect to make the next step in a club like this. The fans, the stadium, everything is really go...Full Story »

Inter Milan remain hopeful of convincing Chelsea to release Romelu Lukaku for a new loan. Chelsea prefer an outright sale for the Belgium international, but Inter are pushing for a compromise. Transfer expert Fabrizio Romano reports: "Inter are expected to contact Chelsea again next week in order to advance on Romelu Lukaku deal. "New round of talks could take place after signing Brozovic d...Full Story »

AC MilanLuka Romero has officially confirmed he's leaving Lazio as a free agent — he has said his farewell to the fans. Romero will join AC Milan as a free agent until June 2027 — four year contract agreed and sealed. Al HilalJorge Jesus has been appointed the new manager of Al Hilal. After contacts with Jose Mourinho and Massimiliano Allegri the new head coach will be Jorge Jesus...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   What's next for DeGea? stay or leave     Welcome to Liverpool Szoboszlai     Only legends will remember this run     Marcelo, Willian, Fernandinho and Robinho are just clones of each other.     Oh Spurs     Goalkeeper be like     That FC Barcelona team.     &n...Full Story »

Since hanging up his boots in 2019, former Premier League ace Peter Crouch has forged a successful career as a novelist - and his latest book is set to reach new heights Peter Crouch is penning a self-help book 'for ugly, lanky freaks' (Image: Getty Images) Peter Crouch is planning to write a self-help book for bullied beanpole blokes. The 6ft 7in ex-England ace, 42, has faced so much abuse o...Full Story »

The £113million Real Madrid midfielder, who turned 20 last week, was said to be seeing Instagram model Asantewa Chitty last summer. Jude Bellingham has signed up to celeb dating app Raya after his split from rumoured girlfriend Asantewa Chitty Credit: Getty Asantewa is an Instagram model and influencer from the UK Credit: Instagram But the England star — also linked to US TikToker ...Full Story »

Man City consider £90m De Jong bid (The Sun) Frenkie de Jong Netherlands Manchester City could make a stunning £90 million offer for Barcelona midfielder Frenkie de Jong. After missing out on the signing of Declan Rice and seeing Ilkay Gundogan head to Camp Nou, The Sun reports the treble winners are eyeing a move for the Dutch sensation to boost their midfield. Man City and PSG en...Full Story »