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Man Utd news: Erling Haaland has been on fire this season (Image: GETTY) Manchester United fans took to social media to slam chief Ed Woodward. Manchester United fans took to social media to slam chief Ed Woodward for missing out on Erling Haaland after the striker netted a brace for Borussia Dortmund. The 19-year-old was tipped to head to Old Trafford in the January transfer window. However, ...Full Story »

Thomas Tuchel's first return to Borussia Dortmund as Paris Saint-Germain boss ended in a potentially costly defeat thanks to Erling Haaland. Erling Haaland continued his outstanding season with a brilliant Champions League brace against Paris Saint-Germain to secure Borussia Dortmund a 2-1 first-leg win in their last-16 tie. Teenage striker Haaland scored eight times in the group stage for Sal...Full Story »

Arsenal were not wholly convincing for long periods at home to Newcastle United, but four second-half goals clinched all three points. Alexandre Lacazette scored for the first time since December to put the gloss on a much-needed 4-0 win for Arsenal and head coach Mikel Arteta against Newcastle United on Sunday. Arsenal came into the clash at Emirates Stadium level on points with visitors Ne...Full Story »

MANCHESTER UNITED players were spotted chilling out on sun loungers in Marbella after being put through their paces by boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in the winter sun. While Storm Ciara has been causing mayhem back in the UK, United's stars have been able to relax and bond as a team as they prepare for the final stretch of their campaign. New signing Bruno Fernandes relaxed alongside compatriot Di...Full Story »

The defender is expecting significant improvement when the Gunners return to action after the winter break Hector Bellerin says the goals will soon start to flow for Arsenal as the team continues to adapt to the methods of new head coach Mikel Arteta. The Gunners have made steady if unspectacular progress under the Spaniard since he succeeded compatriot Unai Emery in December. The north Lon...Full Story »

Arsenal's Mesut Ozil is apprehensive about his Arsenal career beyond 2021 having admitted he "can't see the future" with his contract winding down. The German is, by quite a distance, the best paid player at the Emirates but has regularly failed to justify his mammoth wages. Last summer he was heavily linked with a move away from north London, although finding a suitor prepared to take on his ...Full Story »

Bayern Munich failed to extend their lead at the top of the Bundesliga as they were held to a 0-0 draw by RB Leipzig at Allianz Arena. Timo Werner missed a glorious chance to send RB Leipzig top of the Bundesliga as they drew 0-0 with leaders Bayern Munich. Six successive Bundesliga wins prior to Sunday's encounter at Allianz Arena saw Bayern overtake Leipzig, who have faulted in recent week...Full Story »

Former Manchester United coach Renee Meulensteen has compared Jesse Lingard's attributes to Barcelona legend Andres Iniesta. And Red Devils fans can't believe the ex-Fulham manager's comments. Meulensteen coached Lingard during his younger years at United, as he attempted to make the breakthrough to the first-team. And he thinks the attacker has similar qualities to Barca icon Iniesta, desp...Full Story »

David McGoldrick could be back in the Sheffield United squad for their game against Bournemouth on Sunday. The former Southampton striker has missed the last four matches with a foot problem but Blades boss Chris Wilder said he had been “back on the grass” this week. Club-record signing Sander Berge looks set for his home debut after an assured first appearance at Crystal Palace ...Full Story »