Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Juventus this season in all competitions: WDDWDLDL     What do you think of EPL all-star?     Erling Haaland scoring the winner against his former club     True Story. Lucas Hernandez did a great job in pocketing Lewandowski last night.   No English player in The History has Scored More Champions Lea...Full Story »

Erling Haaland struck a late winner against his former club as Manchester City came from behind to snatch a 2-1 win over Borussia Dortmund.The prolific Norwegian was kept quiet by his old team-mates for much of a cagey Champions League encounter at the Etihad Stadium on Tuesday but clinically volleyed in six minutes from time.England international Jude Bellingham had given Dortmund a surprise le...Full Story »

Erling Haaland exchanged words with a Manchester United fan who told him he moved to 'the wrong side of Manchester' while out in the streets. The 22-year-old joined Manchester City from Borussia Dortmund in a £51.2 million transfer over the summer and already has 10 goals in six Premier League games. In previous years, United contended for Haaland's signature and came close to sealing ...Full Story »

Erling Haaland spoke to Manuel Akanji about following him to Manchester City this summer, according to Fabrizio Romano in his exclusive CaughtOffside column. The Norway international played alongside the Swiss defender at Borussia Dortmund, and Romano says they spoke about the prospect of a move to the Etihad Stadium towards the end of the summer. Akanji ended up making the late move from Do...Full Story »

A remarkable statistic, comparing the respective goalscoring records of Manchester City star Erling Haaland, and 5-time Ballon d’Or winner Cristiano Ronaldo, has come to the fore on Tuesday evening. Norwegian sensation Haaland , of course, has positioned himself at the forefront of the media headlines once more tonight. This comes owing to the 22-year-old’s latest haul in front o...Full Story »

Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola has denied he has a problem with Erling Haaland after the Norway striker bagged another two goals on Tuesday night. Haaland was the star of the show for City once again as he helped his team win 4-0 against Sevilla in the Champions League and storm to the top of their group. Following the match, Guardiola was asked by BT Sport reporter Jules Breach to name the...Full Story »

Erling Haaland continued his assault on the Premier League with a second successive hat-trick for Manchester City in the 6-0 win over Nottingham Forest. The 22-year-old bagged a 26-minute first-half treble to put Forest to the sword, just four days after doing the same to Crystal Palace. He is now the first player in the Premier League era to score nine goals in his first five games and sure...Full Story »

Erling Haaland warned there is much more to come after his first Premier League hat-trick helped Manchester City come from 2-0 down to beat Crystal Palace 4-2.City signed Haaland from Borussia Dortmund seeking as close to a guarantee of goals as they could get and when they needed them on Saturday the Norwegian delivered.He scored three in the space of 20 minutes to turn what could have been ano...Full Story »

The effigy — sculpted in full match kit from a tree trunk weighing nearly a ton — was nicked after complaints it looked nothing like the 22-year-old star. AN eyesore 10ft statue of Manchester City striker Erling Haaland has been stolen. The effigy was nicked after complaints it looked nothing like the football star Credit: Getty The effigy was nicked after complaints it looked not...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   UCL is Coming !! He Ha Ha....   Pep Guardiola is Back to His Home - Camp Nou   LOL   Casemiro >man united   OUCH   "Chill It's just a Friendly Match, Erling!"   XAVI BALL Vs PEP BALL DIDN'T DISAPPOINT!   Please stay tuned on 7M Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomorrow! (Credit: Just toon it, ...Full Story »