The newest issue of Brazil's Quem magazine is out and the cover story is saucy. On newsstands now, the tabloid alleges that Pato's injury-prone season and new hobby of late-night club hopping alongside AC Milan teammate, Ronaldinho, has created a rift between him and his bride of less than a year. According to a ‘friend’, the player is ‘undisciplined’ and ‘down’ and his assy behavior is irking Sthefy.

Since there are a variety of conflicts and potential marriage-saving resolutions relating to this gossip, we’ve top-lined what you actually need to know/would like to giggle at:

Frenemy Sources

Naturally, we always have to preface these types of gossip bits by saying that unnamed sources contributed to the tabloid fodder. Even so, Pato's ‘friend’ continued to dispense the hater-ade by saying:

Hmm…’dem be fighting words. As we always say, either gossip rags ca