Let's start our Daily Laugh today.   C Palmer   Kai Havertz now   Aston Villa 0-0 Man UtdGood job Unai   This   Erik Ten Hag has already found a new job in football.   Back in 2011 Manchester United attempted to hide the fact they were signing De Gea..   Things you can cook in 2 minutes.   Please stay tuned on Daily Laugh. There will be mo...Full Story »

The Saudi-based forward, who has been linked with a sensational return to former club Barcelona, is said to be closing in on a deal to snap up Japao Private Island. Neymar is set to buy a stunning private islandNeymar is said to be closing in on a £7million dealNeymar and pals could chill out in a jacuzzi The six-acre tropical hideaway is located off the port town of Angra dos Reis in sou...Full Story »

Barcelona could let Frenkie de Jong leave in the summer to avoid losing the midfielder leave on a free transfer when his contract ends in 2026, reports Diario Sport. There are debates about whether or not the 27-year-old Netherlands international has lived up to the lofty expectations placed upon him when he arrived from Ajax Amsterdam in 2019, and those are arising again now that he is returni...Full Story »

The Daily Mail says the defender is now in advanced talks with Liverpool over a new contract. Liverpool have moved to upgrade and extend Quansah's deal after resisting an attempt from Newcastle United over the summer for the defender. The 21  year-old was part of England's extended squad before being cut for the Euros this year. Quansah's current deal runs to 2027.Full Story »

Al Nassr striker Cristiano Ronaldo is "urging" his side to make an attempt to sign Manchester City midfielder Kevin De Bruyne, according to Mundo Deportivo. It is reported that Ronaldo thinks the 33-year-old would transform the club, and he is said to have already made contact with the hierarchy amid belief that it is possible to tempt him there with an offer worth $1 million per week. De Br...Full Story »

Paul Pogba invinting MLS interest ahead of Juventus exit Paul Pogba is set to return to footballing action much sooner than anticipated after he saw his four-year doping ban reduced by the Court of Arbitration for Sports (CAS). The Frenchman who is currently contracted with Juventus is set to terminate his contract with the Bianconeri and will then look to join a new club as a complete reset....Full Story »

Philippe Clement claims returning midfielder Ianis Hagi’s late red card in Rangers’ 2-0 William Hill Premiership win over St Johnstone at Ibrox was “clumsy” rather than malicious.Vaclav Cerny broke the deadlock in the 34th minute and he added a second in the 58th minute before the drama with Hagi began.The Romania midfielder, who was back in the squad for the first time t...Full Story »

Vaclav Cerny scored in each half and returning Ianis Hagi was sent off to add some late drama to Rangers’ 2-0 victory over St Johnstone at Ibrox.The Light Blues were thumped 4-1 at home by French side Lyon in the Europa League on Thursday night and improvement was expected on their return to William Hill Premiership duty but they failed to sparkle.Simo Valakari viewed his first game as Sai...Full Story »

Ange Postecoglou lambasted an “unacceptable” second-half performance from Tottenham in their 3-2 loss at Brighton and admitted it was the worst defeat of his tenure at the club.Spurs were on course for a sixth consecutive victory in all competitions when Brennan Johnson and James Maddison struck before half-time to them 2-0 up at Amex Stadium.That made it six goals in six matches for...Full Story »

Jimmy Thelin savoured an “amazing” day at raucous Pittodrie as Ante Palaversa’s late winner settled an exhilarating encounter with 10-man Hearts to make it 13 consecutive victories for Aberdeen in all competitions.The Swede’s perfect start to life as Dons boss looked in jeopardy for long periods as the bottom-of-the-table Jambos created a host of chances and briefly led 2...Full Story »