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Tottenham Hotspur defender Eric Dier is reportedly interesting former manager Jose Mourinho and could be in line for a move to Roma in January. Dier has fallen out of favour at the north London club and has not played a single minute of football under Ange Postecoglou this season. The England centre-back has been a substitute on three occasions, but is yet to make it onto the pitch and is th...Full Story »

Talk of a special Barcelona clause in Bruno Guimaraes' new contract with Newcastle has been rubbished. The Brazil midfielder penned a new deal with Newcastle to 2028 last week. The agreement included a £100m buyout clause, while in Spain it's been claimed an option also allows Barcelona to sign Guimaraes for £55-60m. However, Newcastle sources have rubbished the reports, says Chro...Full Story »

Andre Onana could be offered an escape route away from Old Trafford after a woeful start to his Manchester United career. Onana joined United in the summer in a £47million move from Inter Milan, replacing David De Gea who left the club at the end of his contract following over a decade as United’s number one keeper. But Erik Ten Hag wanted more from the Spaniard in his possession a...Full Story »

Manchester City is set to reward Oscar Bobb with a brand new contract that will see him earn three times his current wages. Pep Guardiola has overseen a revamp of his Manchester City side over the past few months with the likes of Riyadh Mahrez and Ilkay Gundogan leaving the club. Although he was not a prominent figure in the senior set-up, academy graduate Cole Palmer also left Manchester, ...Full Story »

Sevilla are interested in Manchester United striker Mason Greenwood. Greenwood is on-loan at Getafe this season and has already caught the eye of rival LaLiga clubs. The Mirror says Sevilla are keen, where management are eager to bring down the average age of their attack. United have sent Greenwood on-loan to Getafe for the season without a permanent option as they consider what to do with...Full Story »

Barcelona right-back Sergi Roberto is expected to join former team-mates Lionel Messi, Sergio Busquets and Jordi Alba in Major League Soccer next season. Roberto, who started out as a midfielder before featuring as a right-back under Luis Enrique and going on to play most of his games for the Catalan club in that role, is out of contract at the end of the current campaign. The 31-year-old ha...Full Story »

Arsenal eyeing move for Aston Villa star Arsenal are interested in signing Aston Villa's star striker Ollie Watkins in January, according to Fichajes. Mikel Arteta, who is looking to strengthen his attack, could consider making a move for the English international. He scored seven goals and provided four assists for his club this season. Man City set to offer new deal to 'wonderkid' Manche...Full Story »

Manchester City's Kalvin Phillips could be looking to leave in January after failing to break into the first team under Pep Guardiola. WHAT HAPPENED? Bundesliga champions Munich are, The Mirror reports, among the clubs considering the signing of the England international. The midfielder has started only two Premier League games since completing his £45 million move from Leeds in July 202...Full Story »

Barcelona are willing to explore a deal for Manchester United outcast Jadon Sancho. While Sancho has failed to live up to his billing at Old Trafford, Barca chiefs are convinced of his talent, says Sport. Barca are open to a loan deal in January, but Sancho must accept a major cut on his £350,000-a-week wages. The England winger is currently training with United's youth team after crit...Full Story »