“Team Sushi”: Spain National Team Secrets

2. Alvaro Arbeloa also has a tendency to lose his bearings. Xavi (obviously the team secret-spiller), says Alvaro once took a taxi to the team’s training, proceeded to get out, pay the driver and make small talk with the press. Problem was he greeted his teammates at the hotel empty-handed. In other words, he had to ring the taxi service to come back and give him his suitcases. This is a perfectly reasonable explanation behind the phenomenon of footballers who don’t carry Louis Vuitton luggage.

3. Carles Puyol has deem the squad “Team Sushi” because more than half the players love to eat the Japanese delicacy. Tip for reporters: here would be the ideal spot to inform us whether Fernando Torres mixes his wasabi up in the soy sauce, or eats his spicy tuna rolls with just ginger. People like us need to know these things or we can’t live normal lives.
Not sure we'd class the recent revelations by Sopitas.com about the Spanish National Team as “secrets”. To us, that would mean information about which bedtime stories Sergio Ramos reads to Pedro, and whether David Villa is buying S, M or larger-than-medium-but-still-not-Large-size underpants.

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