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Tottenham managing director of football Fabio Paratici has appealed FIFA's decision to extend his ban worldwide. Paratici was handed a 30-month suspension from Italian football in January after his former club Juventus were found guilty of false accounting. The 50-year-old Italian was sporting director and managing director at Juventus before joining Tottenham in June 2021. His initial ban...Full Story »

Erling Haaland scored his 45th goal of the season as Manchester City claimed an emphatic 3-0 victory over Bayern Munich in the Champions League quarter-finals. The prolific Norwegian added to a stunning first-half strike from Rodri and a Bernardo Silva header as City took firm command of their last-eight tie in the first leg at the Etihad Stadium on Tuesday. Haaland's 76th-minute goal, six m...Full Story »

MANCHESTER UNITED have received a transfer boost with Barcelona plotting to sell Ansu Fati, according to reports. The wonderkid has been on the radar of several Premier League clubs since breaking through at the Nou Camp. Barcelona are open to selling Ansu Fati He has mostly featured as a substitute for Xavi's side this term but has contributed seven goals and three assists in all competition...Full Story »

Marcus Rashford's priority is a new deal with Manchester United. The striker has been locked in talks over a new contract at United for some months. Transfer expert Fabrizio Romano is now reporting: "Marcus Rashford was not happy with recent reports of 'crazy' salary requests. "He's understood to be really happy with how things are developing at Man Utd and feels success is around the corne...Full Story »

Chelsea defender Ben Chilwell is "levels ahead" of his team-mate Marc Cucurella, says journalist Simon Phillips. Both players have been competing for the left-back position for the majority of the season, but Phillips feels the latter really needs to up his game to match his rival. Chelsea news — Ben Chilwell Chelsea spent big money on Cucurella last summer, bringing him in from Brigh...Full Story »

Hugo Ekitike wants PSG stay PSG Auxerre premier but Ekitike Hugo Ekitike is keen to stay with Paris Saint-Germain even though he's finding it hard to impress in the French capital. Foot Mercato are reporting Ekitike is determined to prove himself and is hoping for more game time in the coming months. Man Utd will have to pay £80m for Caicedo (Football Insider) Caicedo Brighton Manches...Full Story »

Liverpool have offered Borussia Dortmund £84m for midfielder Jude Bellingham. In desperate need of midfield reinforcements, Jurgen Klopp's Reds have identified Dortmund and England's Bellingham as their top target ahead of this summer's transfer window. And acting on their desire to bring the talented 19-year-old back to England, CaughtOffside sources have revealed that the Premier...Full Story »

Manchester United are reportedly interested in signing the Mexican striker, Santiago Gimenez. According to WDeportes, Manchester United have scouted the striker multiple times and they have been in touch with the player's representatives In terms of a fee, the striker has a release clause in his contract of around €20m, which is a sum Manchester United certainly have the resources to p...Full Story »

Folarin Balogun, who has impressed on loan at Stade de Reims this season from Arsenal, is now on RB Leipzig's shortlist as they look to sign a replacement for Christopher Nkunku, according Florian Plettenberg. Nkunku has long been expected to join Chelsea in the summer, with the 25-year-old having shown his quality this term by recording 17 goals and five assists in 27 matches across all comp...Full Story »

Pep Guardiola claimed he was emotionally drained and had aged 10 years after Manchester City’s stunning Champions League win over Bayern Munich.City put one foot in the semi-finals for a third successive year as they powered to a 3-0 victory over the German champions in the first leg of their last-eight tie at the Etihad Stadium on Tuesday.City manager Guardiola, who reached the last four ...Full Story »

Substitute Romelu Lukaku converted a late penalty as Inter Milan took a stranglehold on their Champions League quarter-final against Benfica with a first victory in seven games.Under-fire Simone Inzaghi’s men went ahead through Nicolo Barella and grabbed a potentially decisive second from the spot as they won 2-0 and inflicted a first defeat in 10 games in the competition on the Primeira L...Full Story »

Australia ended England’s 30-game unbeaten streak with a 2-0 friendly victory over the Lionesses in front of 14,489 at Brentford’s Gtech Community Stadium.The world number-four ranked Lionesses, who lifted the inaugural women’s Finalissima trophy at Wembley last week, were favourites to beat the 10th-ranked but injury-plagued Matildas.But Sarina Wiegman’s side were behind...Full Story »

Nathan Shaw and Scott Allardice earned Inverness a 2-0 win over Arbroath in the cinch Championship.Early efforts from Caley Thistle’s Sean Welsh and Arbroath’s Lewis Banks were as good as it got in a goalless first half.But Shaw opened the scoring eight minutes after the interval, converting Jay Henderson’s cross after a swift counter-attack.Billy Mckay went close from Shaw&rsq...Full Story »

Grant Gillespie haunted his former side with the opening goal as Morton returned to winning ways in a 2-0 cinch Championship victory over struggling Hamilton at Cappielow.Robbie Muirhead came close to breaking the deadlock twice just after the half-hour mark but his first close-range effort was blocked before he sent a close second over the crossbar.Morton continued to dominate and were rewarded...Full Story »

Zach Robinson’s double helped to send Dundee three points clear at the top of the Scottish Championship table courtesy of a comfortable victory over Raith.Robinson struck either side of half-time before Alex Jakubiak wrapped up a 3-1 win at the Kilmac Stadium which opened up a significant gap to second-placed Queen’s Park.Rovers’ stubborn resistance was broken with 29 minutes g...Full Story »

Erling Haaland scored his 45th goal of the season as Manchester City claimed an emphatic 3-0 victory over Bayern Munich in the Champions League quarter-finals.The prolific Norwegian added to a stunning first-half strike from Rodri and a Bernardo Silva header as City took firm command of their last-eight tie in the first leg at the Etihad Stadium on Tuesday.Haaland’s 76th-minute goal, six m...Full Story »

Neymar's alleged 'ex-girlfriend' left a TV presenter speechless when she hinted at having a threesome with the forward. Brazilian singer Anitta was promoting her album on the David Broncano show in 2019 when she gave the impression that she and Neymar, plus a third party, had an intimate encounter at the annual Rio De Janeiro carnival that year. Neymar attended the carnival in his native cou...Full Story »

CRISTIANO RONALDO was involved in a huge row with opposition players as he threw a huge tantrum following Al-Nassr's draw with Al Feiha. The Manchester United legend and his team are now three points behind leaders Al-Ittihad after he and his colleagues fired a blank last night. Despite seven minutes of stoppage time being added on, the 38-year-old was unable to find a way through as Al-Nass...Full Story »

Evan Ferguson has emerged as one of the shining young stars of this Premier League season and now the Brighton and Ireland striker is being linked with a mega-money summer move. Ferguson has enjoyed a breakthrough season in England's top flight, scoring four Premier League goals in 12 appearances and winning praise from the likes of Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer. Inevitably, the rumours are ...Full Story »