Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Southampton 3-3 Tottenham   Chelsea 2-2 Everton   Cristiano Ronaldo’s mother was there at the beginning of his football journey and now she’s here for his son.   The Lion King - Zlatan Ibrahimovic has Become The Oldest Player Ever to Score in The SERIE A.   THE CYBORG - ERLING HAALAND HAS SCORED 8 GOALS IN HI...Full Story »

Jack Grealish took to Instagram to post a photo of an X-rated mug with Nathan Ake on it (Image: Getty Images) It's safe to say that Manchester City winger Jack Grealish is no stranger to a bit of controversy. However, his recent headline making story will likely have plenty of football fans chuckling away to themselves - whilst also leaving team mate Nathan Ake confused. Taking to Instagram, ...Full Story »

Saulino regularly sends her fans into meltdown with her snaps (Image: @paolinasaulino/Instagram) Khvicha Kvaratskhelia, Victor Osimhen, Kim Min-Jae and Paola Saulino have all been Napoli's biggest stars this season. If the latter does not ring any bells, it is because her contributions to the Neapolitans has been in front of the camera rather than off the pitch. Nevertheless, Saulino, an OnlyF...Full Story »

Havertz rubbed extra salt into Pickford's wounds (Image: @SkySports/Twitter) Chelsea striker Kai Havertz appeared to mock Jordan Pickford by doing a "clown" gesture. The German forward carried on his good form with a clinical penalty against the Everton shot-stopper. Havertz did a little shuffle, stuttered, sent Pickford the wrong way with his eyes, before slamming the spot-kick into the top c...Full Story »

Real Madrid could be in for a surprise move as reports suggest the club is considering signing Chelsea striker Romelu Lukaku in the upcoming summer transfer window. The Belgian forward is currently on loan at Inter Milan, where he has failed to impress during his second stint with the club. The news comes as Inter CEO Giuseppe Marotta confirmed that Lukaku will return to his parent club, Chel...Full Story »

Manchester United are being linked with a double raid on Serie A leaders Napoli. The Sun says United are tipped to launch a massive double bid for Napoli's main men Victor Osimhen and Kim Min-Jae. Osimhen, Harry Kane and Goncalo Ramos reportedly top boss Erik ten Hag's list of summer strike targets. And although Raphael Varane and Lisandro Martinez are established as Ten Hag's central defen...Full Story »

Mason Mount is said to be 'very likely' to leave Chelsea(opens in new tab) this summer, after the midfielder reportedly hiring a new agent. Mount, 24, is about to enter the final 12 months of his deal at Stamford Bridge, and it seems that he will not be agreeing a new contract with the Blues. According to transfer expert Fabrizio Romano(opens in new tab), it is now "very likely that [Mount] ...Full Story »

Former Liverpool and England defender Jamie Carragher believes Tottenham manager Antonio Conte is trying to get sacked following his extraordinary rant after the 3-3 draw at bottom club Southampton on Saturday. Spurs were 3-1 up at St Mary's but conceded twice late in the game and had to settle for a point as the teams drew 3-3. After the game, Conte called his players 'selfish' and hit out ...Full Story »

The agent of Liverpool striker Mohamed Salah denies he's unsettled. The story was posted on Twitter by the author, Santi Aouna, which led to a response from Salah's representative. Ramy Abbas Issa, who is Salah's agent, has hit out at the report with a brief response. He wrote: “Where did you get this from if not even Mohamed and I discussed this? Please tell us." Since signing a new...Full Story »

Pep Guardiola warned that Manchester City star Erling Haaland will face the problem of being expected to score at least three goals every game. WHAT HAPPENED? Haaland has scored eight goals in his last two matches, having struck five times in the Champions League against RB Leipzig in midweek before firing in three as his side beat Burnley 6-0 in the FA Cup quarter-finals. The striker's incre...Full Story »

Reus wants Borussia Dortmund contract extension Marco Reus hopes to sign a contract extension at Borussia Dortmund. The Germany international's current deal expires at the end of the season but he does not want to leave, saying to Sky that talks are underway, adding: "I would like to end my career here." Ward leaves Liverpool for Ajax technical director role Julian Ward has agreed to join ...Full Story »

Burnley manager Vincent Kompany has no doubts Erling Haaland will become one of the greats of the game after witnessing the Manchester City striker’s power first-hand in a 6-0 FA Cup defeat at the Etihad.The Norway international took his goal tally to 42 in 37 matches with his sixth hat-trick of the campaign, which is one more than the total of every other Premier League player combined th...Full Story »

Graham Potter felt Chelsea were undone by “cheap goals” as they succumbed to a late Everton equaliser to draw 2-2 at Stamford Bridge.The hosts were relentless in their pressure during a first half in which they created a succession of chances but failed to punish Sean Dyche’s side, before twice surrendering the lead as their three-game winning run ended.Ellis Simms ran through ...Full Story »

Everton ended Chelsea’s winning run with a dramatic late equaliser from substitute Ellis Simms at Stamford Bridge to bolster their hopes of Premier League survival.The 22-year-old outmuscled Kalidou Koulibaly to steal in and make it 2-2 in the 89th minute, after Kai Havertz’s penalty looked to have made it four victories in a row for Graham Potter’s side.Joao Felix gave Chelsea...Full Story »

Erling Haaland scored yet another hat-trick as Manchester City thrashed Vincent Kompany’s Burnley 6-0 to power into the FA Cup semi-finals.The prolific Norwegian followed up his five-goal haul against RB Leipzig on Tuesday with his sixth treble of the season as City ruthlessly put the Clarets to the sword at the Etihad Stadium.World Cup winner Julian Alvarez celebrated his new contract wit...Full Story »

Unai Emery has switched his objective from Premier League survival to securing a top-10 finish after Aston Villa’s 3-0 win against Bournemouth.Douglas Luiz, Jacob Ramsey and Emiliano Buendia all scored as mid-table Villa moved on to 38 points with 11 matches remaining.They were only a point above the relegation zone when boss Emery officially started work as Steven Gerrard’s successo...Full Story »

Paul Simpson saw Carlisle fall out of the League Two automatic promotion places but insisted it was a point won rather than two dropped in their goalless draw with second-placed Stevenage.Yet Simpson believes several key decisions went against his side that might have tipped the outcome the Cumbrians’ way.First-half appeals for a penalty and a second-half call for a red card were rejected ...Full Story »

Boss Julen Lopetegui says he could write a book about the bad decisions against Wolves after a thrilling 4-2 defeat to Leeds.Jack Harrison, Luke Ayling, Rasmus Kristensen and Rodrigo pounced for the visitors as they escaped the Premier League relegation zone.Jonny spectacularly snatched a goal back before Matheus Cunha made it 3-2 but Jonny was then sent off for a dangerous tackle on Ayling.Jonn...Full Story »

Steven Schumacher was delighted with promotion-chasing Plymouth as they scored at “important times” to beat League One basement side Forest Green 2-0.Central defender James Bolton headed Argyle ahead from an eighth-minute Jordan Houghton corner and Bali Mumba doubled their lead in the 47th minute.“The most important thing today was that we got the win,” admitted Schumache...Full Story »

Derby head coach Paul Warne admitted he was “embarrassed” after his team suffered a 2-0 League One defeat at home to Fleetwood.Warne saw Derby lose a home league game for the first time since early October with Fleetwood deservedly winning on their first visit to Pride Park.Fleetwood went ahead in the 11th minute when Jayden Stockley’s 25-yard volley came off the crossbar and w...Full Story »