Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   ERLING HAALAND HAT TRICK IN THE MANCHESTER DERBY     Double Hat-trick Haaland-FodenMan City 6-3 Man Utd     Alexander Arnold+Van Dijk+Matip     Maguire     MANCHESTER UNITED ARE THE LATEST VICTIM OF ERLING HAALAND.           REAL MADRID FAIL TO WIN A GAME FOR T...Full Story »

Liverpool and Manchester City are set to battle it out to sign Wolves midfielder Matheus Nunes. Nunes only signed for Wolves in the summer transfer window, but after a disappointing start to the season, the Midlands club may lose some of their best players in the near future. The Portuguese midfielder impressed during his spell in Portugal, particularly against Manchester City in the Champio...Full Story »

Manchester United are set to face hefty competition from multiple clubs for the signing of Benfica striker Goncalo Ramos. Ramos has enjoyed a lot of success in front of goal for Benfica since he replaced Darwin Nunez up front, who left the club for Liverpool in the summer transfer window. A move to a big European club appears close for Ramos, especially after his impressive start to the seas...Full Story »

Cristiano Ronaldo remained stuck on the bench during a 6-3 Manchester derby defeat for United against City, with Erik ten Hag explaining why. WHAT HAPPENED? The Portuguese superstar, who has started just one Premier League game this season, saw no game time at the Etihad Stadium as the Red Devils endured a humbling afternoon at the hands of their arch rivals. As United found themselves four g...Full Story »

Erik ten Hag blamed a lack of belief for Manchester United’s “hammering” in Sunday’s 6-3 derby day demolishment at Manchester City.Having bounced back from alarming defeats to Brighton and Brentford with four successive Premier League wins, the Red Devils were brought down to earth with a bump at the Etihad Stadium.Erling Haaland and Phil Foden both scored hat-tricks as C...Full Story »

The phenomenal Erling Haaland and Phil Foden both scored hat-tricks as Manchester City thrashed rivals Manchester United 6-3 at the Etihad Stadium.Haaland’s treble, remarkably his third in successive home Premier League games, took his tally since joining the champions in the summer to 17 in just 11 appearances in all competitions.Foden also had a huge hand in a rampant City display which ...Full Story »

Man City to offer Haaland new contract already Manchester City are already prepared to offer Erling Haaland an improved contract. The Daily Star reports the Premier League champions are eager to reward his fine start to the season by giving him a pay rise. AC Milan target Gakpo AC Milan are ready to enter the battle to sign Cody Gakpo from PSV, says Calciomercato. The Dutch winger has imp...Full Story »

Pep Guardiola has no doubt Manchester City will remain a force after he leaves the club.The City manager has given no indication that will be any time soon, even though speculation over his future is likely to recur until he commits to a new contract.The 51-year-old former Barcelona and Bayern Munich boss is in the final year of his current deal at the Etihad Stadium.Guardiola is an inspirationa...Full Story »

Mick Beale praised QPR goalkeeper Seny Dieng for a vital early contribution after his side deservedly won at Ashton Gate, 2-1 in the Sky Bet Championship.Stefan Johansen fired the visitors in front in the 19th minute – slotting home after Chris Willock’s shot had hit a post – and three minutes later Leeds loanee Tyler Roberts netted his first league goal of the season with a fa...Full Story »

First-half goals from Stefan Johansen and Tyler Roberts proved enough for QPR to record a 2-1 Sky Bet Championship victory over Bristol City at Ashton Gate.Johansen fired the visitors in front on 19 minutes, latching onto the rebound after Dan Bentley had tipped a Chris Willock shot onto a post.Three minutes later, Kenneth Paal broke away down the left and supplied the cross for Roberts to doubl...Full Story »

James Maddison would reportedly love to join long-term suitors Tottenham next summer as he plans his move away from Leicester City. The midfielder is said to be confident that he can secure a transfer to a Champions League club following the current campaign, reports Football Insider, as the 25-year-old’s contract enters its final season next summer. Tottenham are said to be keeping clo...Full Story »

Champions Manchester City are without defender John Stones for Sunday’s Premier League derby against Manchester United.Stones is out with the hamstring injury sustained on England duty last week, but fellow centre-back Aymeric Laporte is nearing a return after recovering from a knee operation.Midfielder Kalvin Phillips is out after undergoing shoulder surgery during the international break...Full Story »

JACK GREALISH got a lift to training ahead of the Manchester derby from his girlfriend Sasha Attwood - who then filled up at Asda. Grealish was snapped being taken to Etihad Campus, ahead of United's visit on Sunday. Jack Grealish got a lift to training ahead of the Manchester derby from his girlfriend Sasha AttwoodCredit: Cavendish Sasha, who has been with the City star since they were at sc...Full Story »

The Spanish and European champions want to continue bolstering their already stacked squad. Real want to reignite their interest in Haaland in 2024 Credit: Rex Cancelo is on Real's radar for next summer Credit: Getty In the summer transfer window, Real added the likes of Antonio Rudiger and Aurelien Tchouameni to Carlo Ancelotti's team. But the next two summers could be even bigger with Real...Full Story »

Bristol City forward Andreas Weimann needs to be assessed before the visit of QPR.The Austria international sustained a leg injury in last week’s Nations League match against France and, while it is not believed to be serious, manager Nigel Pearson needs to make a decision following the player’s return.Tommy Conway, Alex Scott and Antoine Semenyo – who has yet to start for City...Full Story »

Tottenham have identified Atletico Madrid's Jan Oblak as the ideal long-term successor to goalkeeper Hugo Lloris, according to reports, but Manchester United could provide competition for his signature. The Spurs captain turns 36 in December and his contract expires in 2024, so the north London club have started making plans. Oblak is the top target and he has already been contacted about a...Full Story »

Shaw started the 2022/23 campaign as Manchester United’s no.1 left-back, with new signing Tyrell Malacia expected to play second fiddle. However, after starting in the 2-1 loss to Brighton and the 4-0 loss to Brentford, Shaw was swiftly dropped by the Dutchman and Malacia has since come in and looked sharp. Shaw has not featured in United’s four league games since Brentford, and ...Full Story »

Former Manchester City goalkeeper David James feels Bukayo Saka should leave Arsenal. James has told GGRecon that the Arsenal academy graduate should join City. "I do like what Mikel Arteta is doing at Arsenal and Bukayo Saka is a big part of that, I can, however, understand why players want to move. Sometimes you find yourself in a situation where you've been at a club for a while, and even...Full Story »

Jamie Carragher has claimed that it’s too late for Harry Maguire to salvage his Manchester United career. Maguire is going through what is undoubtedly the most difficult spell of his Manchester United career. On the pitch, Maguire is struggling and has found himself sitting on the substitute’s bench for the majority of the season. The England international has received immense crit...Full Story »

Manchester United star Marcus Rashford is set to be offered a new five-year deal at Old Trafford. Rashford is set to be out of contract at the end of the season. Manchester United do have an option in his contract to extend his deal by an extra 12 months, but according to the Express, they are looking to tie Rashford down to a new five-year contract. The England international has had an exce...Full Story »