Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Another trophyless season for Spurs     Barca is back     FA CUP round 5 Welcome SpursMiddlesbrough 1-0 Tottenham     It's been 6 years. Do you remember this?     MIDDLESBROUGH HAVE KNOCKED MANCHESTER UNITED & TOTTENHAM IN BACK-TO-BACK FA CUP ROUNDS THIS SEASON! THEY ARE CURRENTLY 8TH IN THE 2N...Full Story »

The Chelsea midfielder was today disqualified after cops saw him using the mobile while driving his £150k Mercedes-AMG in Wandsworth, South West London, last July. The Chelsea star has been banned from driving for six months Credit: Getty Barkley was caught using his phone while driving his luxury Mercedes Credit: MJ-Pictures.com Barkley, 28, was given six penalty points on his licence, ...Full Story »

Antonio Rudiger's representatives are in talks with Real Madrid and PSG. The Chelsea defender is set to become a free agent at the end of this season. Discussions between Rudiger's representatives and Chelsea had taken place in January. However no new contract offer was presented by the Premier League club. Sky Sports says Real Madrid and PSG have been in "constant dialogue" with Rudiger's...Full Story »

Diego Costa is on the verge of joining Corinthians after being released by Atletico Mineiro back in January - having guided the club to their first league title since 1971 Former Chelsea striker Diego Costa is closing in on a new club after agreeing a deal with Brazilian side Corinthians. The 33-year-old has been a free agent ever since his contract with Atletico Mineiro was terminated six wee...Full Story »

Borussia Dortmund are considering a move for Chelsea forward Timo Werner. According to Sky Germany, Dortmund are interested in bringing Werner back to Germany, after an inconsistent spell so far in England. The German forward signed for Chelsea for £45m from RB Leipzig, reported Sky Sports. Werner is out favour at Stamford Bridge, managing just six starts in the league this season. Sum...Full Story »

Guendouzi to join Marseille permanentlyMatteo Guendouzi is to permanently join Marseille at the end of the season, per RMC Sport. The Arsenal loanee is currently on a short-term deal in Ligue 1, where he has flourished this term. Now, it looks set to become his home for good, with a three-year deal in the pipeline. Abramovich to consider Chelsea sale?Owner reportedly receiving bids for club...Full Story »

Oldham boss John Sheridan admitted he wanted his side to believe in themselves more after a late goal from Christopher Missilou gave the Latics a 2-2 League Two draw at Crawley.Frenchman Missilou rescued a point with his first goal of the season after two goals in two minutes from Ashley Nadesan had put the hosts on course for victory after Hallam Hope’s opener for Oldham.Latics are now un...Full Story »

A stern half-time team talk from Michael Flynn helped his Walsall side fight back to a deserved point against Northampton on Tuesday.Walsall were second best before half-time and trailed to Mitch Pinnock’s fourth-minute opener.But the visitors turned things around and came away with a deserved draw thanks to Conor Wilkinson’s fine finish.“I thought we were very poor first half ...Full Story »

Sheffield Wednesday manager Darren Moore revelled in some “high quality goals” and hailed the composure of his team as they fought off a Burton comeback to claim a 5-2 victory.The Owls took the lead in the 13th minute when Marvin Johnson curled in a wicked cross and Liam Palmer steamed in to open the scoring.Wednesday captain Barry Bannan added a second from the edge of the box in th...Full Story »

Wayne Brown admitted conceding a stoppage-time goal to draw 2-2 with fellow strugglers Leyton Orient was a ‘sucker punch’.Ethan Coleman rescued a point for the Os with an equaliser in the third minute of stoppage time, prodding home from close range after Paul Smyth’s free-kick had not been properly cleared by the hosts.Colchester interim head coach Brown said: “It was so...Full Story »

Paul Simpson was delighted after making a winning return to Brunton Park as resurgent Carlisle made it two wins on the spin with a 2-0 League Two victory over Rochdale.The Cumbrians have picked up maximum points in Simpson’s two games since returning to try to help the club maintain their proud Football League status.Omari Patrick, who netted the winner at Leyton Orient on Saturday, opened...Full Story »

Cinch Championship leaders Arbroath were held to a fourth consecutive draw by Partick Thistle on Tuesday.Arbroath took the lead in the sixth minute through Colin Hamilton’s excellent strike and they would have made it two but for a flying save from Jamie Sneddon, who tipped Bobby Linn’s free-kick onto a post.The visitors to Gayfield Park seized the initiative in the second half, thou...Full Story »

Chesterfield reduced the gap at the top of the National League table to three points by coming from behind to defeat Notts County 3-1.A brilliant goal from Elisha Sam five minutes before half-time put County ahead but Chesterfield’s pressure paid off in the 60th minute when Laurence Maguire headed in Calvin Miller’s cross.Maguire then grabbed a second at the back post with four minut...Full Story »

Sheffield Wednesday fought off a Burton comeback to claim a 5-2 victory at Hillsborough on Tuesday night.The Owls took the lead in the 13th minute when Marvin Johnson curled in a wicked cross and Liam Palmer steamed in to open the scoring.Wednesday captain Barry Bannan added a second from the edge of the box in the 28th minute.The Brewers made it 2-1 immediately when Adlene Guedioura saw his lon...Full Story »

Jairo Riedewald was the unlikely super-sub for Patrick Vieira after his goal eight minutes from time fired Crystal Palace to a hard-fought 2-1 win over Stoke and took them a step closer to Wembley.Cheikhou Kouyate had seen his early second-half effort for the hosts cancelled out by Josh Tymon’s close-range finish to leave the FA Cup fifth-round tie finely poised.Vieira, despite needing a w...Full Story »

Kevin Van Veen is likely to miss Motherwell’s cinch Premiership encounter against Ross County with a shoulder injury.Left-back Nathan McGinley remains out with a knock but back-up goalkeeper Scott Fox returns from illness.Midfielder Barry Maguire has been ruled out for the season following surgery on his quad tear.Ross County saw their injury issues ease on Saturday when Jack Burrough...Full Story »

On-loan forward Glenn Middleton is not allowed to play for St Johnstone against parent club Rangers at McDiarmid Park on Wednesday.Goalkeeper Zander Clark has an outside chance of returning from a calf problem.Cammy MacPherson (shoulder), Callum Booth (groin), Shaun Rooney, Craig Bryson (both ankle), Chris Kane and David Wotherspoon (both knee) are all set to remain on the sidelines.Rangers have...Full Story »

Celtic striker Giorgos Giakoumakis is rated 50/50 for Wednesday’s visit of St Mirren.The Greek forward missed Sunday’s draw with Hibernian through illness and a late decision will be made on his fitness, with a starting spot unlikely.Mikey Johnston (ankle), David Turnbull, Albian Ajeti and Kyogo Furuhashi (all hamstring) remain out for the cinch Premiership leaders.Connor Ronan is su...Full Story »

Hearts manager Robbie Neilson is set to have plenty of options to select from as his side host Aberdeen in the cinch Premiership on Wednesday.Michael Smith is the only definite absentee as he continues to be troubled by back spasms.The key trio of Craig Gordon, Craig Halkett and Liam Boyce all returned to action in Saturday’s 2-0 win at St Mirren.Aberdeen have been dealt a new blow with th...Full Story »

Henri Lansbury and Elijah Adebayo are hoping to be fit for Luton’s FA Cup clash with Chelsea on Wednesday.Midfielder Lansbury and striker Adebayo were substituted after picking up knocks in the second half of Town’s 1-0 Championship win over Derby last weekend.Pelly-Ruddock Mpanzu has missed the last couple of games through fatigue and will not be rushed back into contention by Hatte...Full Story »