Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   France National Team & Their Origins   FA Cup Semi-FinalMan City v Chelsea   The King of EUROPA!   NO ENGLISH TEAM HAS QUALIFIED FOR THE SEMIS OF UCL & UEL!   Xavi has really received More RED CARDS This Season Than Sergio Ramos has in The Last Two Seasons COMBINED!   PRIDE OF SPAIN.    They...Full Story »

But it's also on paper with his girlfriend Gabriely Miranda - thanks to the couple agreeing an unusual relationship contract. Endrick and Gabriely Miranda have put their love in a contract Credit: Instagram / endrick Gabriely and the forward can't form addictions Credit: INSTAGRAM @gabrielymiiranda Palmeiras hotshot Endrick, 17, and 21-year-old model Gabriely must tell each other "I love you"...Full Story »

GOAL monster Erling Haaland devoured four monster sandwiches costing £55.85 after his epic efforts on the pitch. The giant butties are made from focaccia bread and contain Parma ham, rocket, tomatoes, pesto, truffle oil, pistachios, olives and creamy burrata cheese - and the Manchester City goalscorer has taken a shine to them. Erling Haaland treated himself to some amazing sandwiches Cre...Full Story »

Dele Alli's ex-girlfriend Ruby Mae has admitted she thought she was going to die after an armed raid at the pair's house - that left them shaken during lockdown Dele Alli and Ruby Mae's house was broken into by armed robbers (Image: Dave Benett/Getty Images for boohooMAN) Dele Alli's ex-girlfriend Ruby Mae has admitted she thought she was going to die when masked robbers broke into their home....Full Story »

Man City have started their succession plan for Pep Guardiola as the legendary manager is expected to leave at the end of his current contract and the Premier League champions have their eyes on Girona’s Michel. Fans of the Manchester club will not want to think about life at the Etihad without Guardiola but that is getting closer with every passing month. The 53-year-old’s contr...Full Story »

Bayern Munich remain in the hunt for Barcelona defender Ronald Araujo. The Uruguay international has attracted an approach from Bayern, though Barca have insisted they're reluctant to do business. However, TV3 says a possible transfer is very much alive. Araújo's representatives are now negotiating with Bayern Munich. Bayern Munich insist Barca's €100m price is too rich and rath...Full Story »

MANCHESTER UNITED have been in contact with Thiago Motta, according to reports. Pressure has been mounting on Erik ten Hag following a poor run of form with just one win in seven games. Reports suggest Man Utd have been in contact with Thiago Motta to replace him Credit: Reuters SunSport exclusively revealed earlier this month how Man Utd players expect Ten Hag, 54, to be sacked in the summer...Full Story »

BRUNO GUIMARAES has boosted Newcastle's hopes he will stay beyond the summer after buying a £4million house in the North East. The Brazilian midfielder, 26, has been heavily linked with a blockbuster move at the end of the season - with Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City and Paris Saint-Germain all interested. Bruno Guimaraes has been attracting interest from the Premier League a...Full Story »

Newcastle have reportedly sent scouts to watch Conor Gallagher in action ahead of a potential summer move. Gallagher facing uncertain future Newcastle keen on midfielder Scouted Gallagher in Chelsea's win over Man Utd WHAT HAPPENED?Gallagher is facing an uncertain future at Chelsea as he is out of contract in 2025 and he is yet to extend his current deal. There has been speculation that ...Full Story »

Harry Kane “secretly wants to come home”, says Stan Collymore, with the ex-Premier League star “warming” to the idea of seeing the striker at Chelsea. Left Tottenham in 2023 Yet to win silverware in Germany Talk of a return to England WHAT HAPPENED?England captain Kane only left his homeland in the summer of 2023, with the decision taken to go trophy hunting at Ba...Full Story »

Zinedine Zidane would prefer to join Manchester United as opposed to Bayern Munich this summer, according to a new report. Zidane out of work and available Bayern to part ways with Thomas Tuchel this summer Erik ten Hag under pressure at Manchester United WHAT HAPPENED?Per L'Equipe, any potential deal to take Zidane to Germany faces significant hurdles, despite the former Real Madrid b...Full Story »

JOSE MOURINHO has been backed to replace Xavi as Barcelona manager by a club legend. The former translator and assistant boss has been linked with a shock return to the club this summer. Jose Mourinho has been backed to replace Xavi at Barcelona Credit: Getty That is despite the Barca fans' hatred towards him from his time at Chelsea, Inter Milan and Real Madrid. Barcelona have yet to confir...Full Story »

Bruno Guimaraes drops big hint on future Newcastle midfielder Bruno Guimaraes looks set to stay with the club after splashing out on a new home in the North East, according to The Telegraph. The Brazilian has been linked with moves to Arsenal, PSG and Manchester City recently but has just shelled out around £4 million on a new pad for his family. Man City to sign Cardiff wonderkid Man...Full Story »

Oxford boss Des Buckingham felt the heavy schedule of three games in six days took its toll on his team as they were held 1-1 by Stevenage at the Kassam Stadium.It means it is effectively no longer in Oxford’s hands to reach the League One play-offs because Lincoln are three points behind them with a game in hand and a superior goal difference.Buckingham felt the decision not to award the ...Full Story »

Pep Guardiola admits Chelsea’s former Manchester City starlet Cole Palmer has been one of the players of the season.The City manager has also revealed the 21-year-old England midfielder had been trying to leave the Etihad Stadium for two years prior to his £42.5million switch to Stamford Bridge last summer.Palmer, who was considered one of City’s brightest Academy products, has...Full Story »

Oxford squandered a great opportunity to strengthen their bid to reach the play-offs when they could only manage a 1-1 draw at home to Stevenage.It leaves them in sixth place in Sky Bet League One, three points ahead of Lincoln, who have a game in hand and superior goal difference.Stevenage, who lost manager Steve Evans to Rotherham this week, held out for a point despite not having a shot on ta...Full Story »

Raith Rovers rode their luck to keep alive their slender cinch Championship title hopes with a smash-and-grab 1-0 win at third-bottom Inverness.Caley Thistle, looking for a third successive win to further boost their survival push, hit the goal frame four times and saw visiting goalkeeper Kevin Dabrowski produce a host of stunning saves.But in the end it was Lewis Vaughan’s 49th-minute str...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Jurgen Klopp's farewell tour isn't going to plan   7'—Atalanta 0-1 Liverpool (3-1 aggregate)   Watching the Champions League quarterfinals this year:   Seven years ago Cristiano Ronaldo became the first player to score 100 Champions League goals. He 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 has the most goals (140) and assists (42) in the competition ...Full Story »

ARSENAL star Reiss Nelson is being sued by his sports masseur who claims the player’s Italian mastiff attacked him as they posed for a selfie. Saeid Motaali, 50, alleges the dog went for his neck and bit him on the arm he raised to protect himself at Nelson’s pad in North London. It is said to have happened in 2020 after Mr Motaali finished a sports massage with the star and aske...Full Story »

ILKAY GUNDOGAN'S glam wife has waded into his row with Barcelona teammates with a barb about her hubby's "treble mentality." Gundogan, 32, was beside himself with anger as Barca were knocked out of the Champions League by Paris Saint-Germain on Tuesday. The Spaniards were leading 4-2 on aggregate and cruising towards the semis when Ronald Araujo received a red card for a clumsy challenge. P...Full Story »