CHELSEA have completed the signing of record-breaking Sporting Lisbon midfielder Dario Essugo. The Blues are paying £18.5million with no add-ons, for their first signing of the summer transfer window - which opened on Sunday. Chelsea have signed 20-year-old star Dario Essugo from Sporting Lisbon Essugo has signed an eight-year deal until the summer of 2033 - in keeping with Chelsea's lon...Full Story »

Chelsea have a £25 million obligation to buy included in the loan deal that brought the 25-year-old to Stamford Bridge. They also have a £5 million clause that would send him back to Man United who will look to sell him on as soon as possible. According to Fabrizio Romano, both Chelsea and Sancho are some way off on agreeing to a contract that would be within their wage structure. ...Full Story »

The Chelsea star helped his side win the Conference League on Wednesday, scoring the third goal in a 4-1 win over Real Betis. Jadon Sancho scored in Chelsea's Conference final winEagle-eyed fans spotted a photo of Saweetie on his lock screenSancho met Saweetie at Stamford Bridge this yearSaweetie is an American rapperFans have speculated about the pair possibly dating After the match Sancho's ...Full Story »

Let's start our Daily Laugh today.   Pride of London   Things that happened:   When the world cried   lol   No way   Sancho after returning to Man United after a loan at Chelsea:   Three trophies won by London teams this season. Meanwhile at Arsenal...   Please stay tuned on Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomorrow! (Credit: Justtoonit...Full Story »

Let's start our Daily Laugh today.   GG bro / Sancho & Antony   Betis 1-4 Chelsea   Asean All-Stars 1-0 Man Utd   Man Utd is lonely   MAJOR EUROPEAN TROPHIES   This   Trent everytime he sees a camera:   Please stay tuned on Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomorrow! (Credit: Justtoonit, PL__OOC)Full Story »

Olmo wanted at Man City! Dani Olmo is reportedly wanted at Manchester City as Pep Guardiola "dreams" of signing the Barcelona star. Man Utd scout Ronaldo Jr in debut for Portugal U15s Manchester United sent a scout to monitor Cristiano Ronaldo Jr's debut for Portugal Under-15s this week. Ancelotti to become highest-paid international manager Carlo Ancelotti will become the highest-paid in...Full Story »

Paul Scholes has named two key stars he expects Manchester United to offload in the summer in a bid to raise funds for new signings. Man Utd expect a busy summer at Old Trafford Amorim determined to bolster squad Club must sell first to operate within FFP guidelines WHAT HAPPENED?The Portuguese tactician is tasked with cleaning up the remnants of a fractured squad, as United’s curr...Full Story »

Let's start our Daily Laugh today.   Torres On this day   If you ever feel you're cursed, just remember Chelsea signed all these strikers and they all flopped.   Soccer   lol   This   Memphis Depay caused chaos last night against Palmeiras as he wasted time by standing on the ball.   Jadon Sancho   Please stay tuned on Daily Laugh. There w...Full Story »

Let's start our Daily Laugh today.   There is a high chance that Sterling and Sancho will return to their own clubs.   Guess who?   Football won today.   I'll just leave this here...   Without someone.   You're telling me Real Madrid signed all these players on a free transfer?   TRUE   Please stay tuned on Daily Laugh. There will be more f...Full Story »

Manchester United management are planning to clearout as many as TEN senior players this summer.The Manchester Evening News says United will sell and release a raft of players at the end of the season. Loan trio Marcus Rashford (Aston Villa), Antony (Real Betis) and Jadon Sancho (Chelsea) will all be sold, while Tyrell Malacia (PSV) could also leave. Veterans Jonny Evans and Tom Heaton will ...Full Story »