Let's start our Daily Laugh today.   UCL situation now   Manchester City's defense   (22th) PSG 4-2 Man City (25th)   El Cashico tonight   PSG COME BACK TO SNATCH THREE VITAL POINTS VS. MAN CITY   "Be careful, he is a hero"   53'—PSG 0-2 Man City FT—PSG 4-2 Man City   Please stay tuned on Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomo...Full Story »

Man City are going on the attack in the transfer market. Manchester City's astonishing expenditure of over £1billion is being interpreted as a decisive indicator that the football heavyweights have triumphed in their legal battle with the Premier League. The Etihad Stadium outfit are splashing out on a recruitment drive that could see as many as six fresh faces marching in this month, for...Full Story »

Now — after landing a deal that dwarfs anything seen before in British football — he may need to heed the advice himself. Erling Haaland and girlfriend Isabel Haugseng Johansen at the 2023 Ballon d'Or awards ceremony in Paris That's because the attention that comes with such a huge contract will propel Haaland, 24, and his 21-year-old partner Isabel Haugseng Johansen into fame's pr...Full Story »

Let's start our Daily Laugh today.   EPL Week 21   Haaland's 9-year deal may raise eyebrows but it still falls short of Michael Gray's Sunderland deal   Flick minutes management   Manchester United fans right now   when my daughter asks why I named her amad   lol   Haaland's contract runs out in August 2034..   Please stay tuned on Daily La...Full Story »

The striker has put pen to paper on a TEN YEAR contract at the Etihad. Erling Haaland has committed his future to Man City until 2034 Haaland has seen his previous £375,000 a week salary upped to £500k. And City chiefs have agreed to backdate the deal to the start of this season, meaning he will collect an extra £3.25m that he is now owed since then. The 23-year-old's contract...Full Story »

Team Analysis Manchester City Manchester City rebounded in the last league game. Facing West Ham United F.C. who are in the lower half, they are motivated to win this home game. Manchester City winger Savinho scored a goal and made an assist in the last league game. He is still one of the highlights of Man City in this game. Manchester City's central forward Erling Haaland missed a penalty...Full Story »

Haaland scored his first goal in five games as City secured a much-needed victory over Leicester on Sunday. Guardiola casually revealed Haaland has welcomed his first child into the world with girlfriend Isabel Johansen And his boss revealed the strike came at the end of a memorable week for the Norwegian superstar and partner Isabel Johansen. Guardiola, who celebrated his 500th game in charg...Full Story »

The turning point of the match came in the 53rd minute when Jordan Pickford denied Erling Haaland from the penalty spot. The miss left City fans and players stunned, and the moment became a key highlight of the game. After Savinho was fouled in the box, Haaland stepped up to take the penalty. However, Everton's Pickford engaged in a series of antics to disrupt the striker's focus. What Jorda...Full Story »

MISFIRING Man City ace Erling Haaland is set to net a sackful at Christmas, his girlfriend’s shopping receipt suggests. Isabel Haugseng Johansen splashed more than £6,000 at Selfridges — including a £1,670 backpack and a £950 Gucci hoodie for the Nordic goal-scoring sensation. Erling Haaland is set to net a sackful at Christmas She also bought a £2,700 Gucci ha...Full Story »

Let's start our Daily Laugh today.   SuperbTottenham 3-6 Liverpool   Man Utd 0-3 BournemouthEverton 0-0 Chelsea   Ah s..t here we go again   The only hope United have at winning a game…   lol   This   Man City & Man Utd   Please stay tuned on Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomorrow! (Credit: Justtoonit, FootballLaughss)Full Story »