Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today. Hojlund has been ruled out for up to 3 weeks with a muscle injury   English clubs with their Champions League trophies   Porto GK Costa: Hey babe.Girl: Don't you have a UCL match right now? Everything okay?Costa: Don't worry we are playing against Arsenal, so we can talk.   SAVAGE!   Dani Alves in jail.     the lan...Full Story »

DANI Alves' ex-wife Joana Sanz accidentally shared a bizarre letter the disgraced rapist wrote to her from prison. The Brazilian defender, 40, was found guilty for raping a woman in the bathroom of a Barcelona nightclub in December 2022. Dani Alves allegedly wrote an intimate letter to his ex-wife Joana Sanz from prison Credit: Getty The model said she accidentally shared the handwritten note...Full Story »

DANI Alves' ex-wife says he "stank of alcohol and collapsed in bed" after arriving home from a night out where he allegedly raped a woman. Model Joana Sanz told her ex-husband's rape trial in Barcelona that Alves also rang her "drunk" from the club where he allegedly forced himself on a 23-year-old woman. The Brazilian defender, 40, is accused of raping a woman in the toilet of an upmarket B...Full Story »