Why on earth do these footballers who already have the most gorgeous girlfriends and wives at home still insist on playing away from home when they get the chance? Peter Crouch is thoroughly engaged to Abbi Clancy, who is acknowledged to be one of the loveliest England WAGs around, but now he has put their marriage plans in jeopardy by having a one-night stand with a young Algerian prostitute.

Monica Mint (great name!) made a 1000 euros for an hour with Peter (or was it 5 minutes lol!), but couldn't wait to make it into a big cash cow by selling her story to the papers.

The young Algerian is working as a prostitute so that she can go back home as a rich person and buy some land, and she claims that she is earning between 10,000 and 25,000 a month. Not quite as much as Crouchy but a tidy sum all the same.