Elen Rives (left) & Danielle Lloyd WAG it up.

To be a WAG is to, by definition, exist as the extension of a man. The clue, obviously, is in the name. And though our feminist principles bristle at the very notion, we're torn. Kickettes, it's very difficult to maintain any principles at all in the face of such compensations.

Yup. It's true. We're fashion-whores.

You see, the tabloids (and popular opinion) would have us believe that a WAG has nothing about her apart from the ‘qualities’ that may have attracted her ‘baller boy in the first place. And while we cheerfully admit that here at Kickette HQ we’re more than happy to exploit this stereotype (they do rather walk into it, don’t they?) we're also aware that occasionally a rogue WAG breaks rank and does something worthy.

This kind of outrageous behaviour doesn't fit in with the idea of the tanned, shopping obsessed, peroxide-ridden creatures