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The Red Devils captain was the subject of a bid from Saudi Arabia in the summer. Al-Hilal were linked with a £100million offer. But Fernandes, 31, rejected the offer as he wanted to stay at United. That position is unlikely to change in January with a World Cup looming at the end of the season. However a transfer could materialise next summer, when Fernandes will have just one year re...Full Story »

Bayern takes a gamble on Kane's future According toBild, the German giants are eager to extend the England striker's stay in Munich, with his current contract due to expire in 2027, but are ready to gamble by waiting until the 11th hour. The release clause offers Kane the power to exit in the summer of 2026, but Bayern are determined to take no immediate action. Instead, the Bavarians are bid...Full Story »

Real Madrid eye double 2026 return Madrid have set their sights on two young talents for the 2026 project, Andres and Paz. Both are former academy products who could return to the Santiago Bernabeu at a combined cost of around €19m (£16m/$22m). According to AS, Madrid are particularly focused on strengthening their midfield depth and preparing a succession plan for Tchouameni, who ...Full Story »

La Gazzetta dello Sport says Napoli powerbrokers seriously considered bringing the former Barcelona and PSG star back to Europe. Napoli president Aurelio de Laurentiis, sports director Giovanni Manna and coach Antonio Conte were in agreement to go for the Brazil international. However, their interested faded once alerted to Kevin de Bruyne's availability as he was leaving Manchester City. D...Full Story »

Semenyo, 25, is in the form of his life for Bournemouth, scoring six goal and providing three assists in his seven Premier League appearances so far. Bournemouth are understood to value the winger at £75 million in an attempt to ward of interest from fellow Premier League sides. According to talkSPORT, the price tag hasn't put off Liverpool sporting director Hughes, who played an integr...Full Story »

The 29-year-old was shipped out of Ruben Amorim's side following the arrival of Senne Lammens' from Belgian side Royal Antwerp. Onana has since impressed during his time in Turkey, keeping one clean sheet, conceding five goals, and even providing an assist in his four games for the club. According to a report from the Sun, the Turkish side have already informed Onana of their intention to si...Full Story »

Forest made the bold decision to sack Nuno Espirito Santo just weeks into the new season after a massing falling out between the manager and owner Evangelos Marinakis. Marinakis decided to appointed friend and former Tottenham manager Ange Postecoglou as his replacement, but it hasn't quite worked out. Postecoglou is still without a win after seven games with the club, drawing two and losing...Full Story »

Bruno Fernandes gestures during the Manchester United v Sunderland match For a few transfer windows now there have been rumours surrounding the future of Manchester United captain, Bruno Fernandes. Arguably the team's best player, the fact that he will be 32 years of age at the beginning of next season hasn't escaped the attention of the powers that be. Whilst any moves by the club to effecti...Full Story »

Man United and Liverpool to Battle for Dayot Upamecano as Bayern Talks Stall Premier League duo Manchester United and Liverpool are reportedly competing to sign Dayot Upamecano after contract extension talks with Bayern Munich hit a dead end. According to a report from German outlet BILD, United are keeping close tabs on the 26-year-old, who’s Bayern contract is set to expire at the end ...Full Story »