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NEYMAR has sensationally revealed the 2022 World Cup will be his last as he struggles to cope with the pressure of international football. The Brazil forward wants to call time on his international career after the Qatar tournament when he will be just 30 years old. Neymar will only play in one more World Cup Neymar made his Brazil debut back in 2010 and has since scored 69 goals in 113 appea...Full Story »

Former Manchester United defender Marcus Rojo has been handed a five-game ban an £18,000 fine for his part in an ugly tunnel brawl last July. Rojo had been at the heart of a brawl that featured players and staff from both Boca Juniors and Brazilian outfit Atletico Mineiro. The pair had just played out a controversial draw at the Estádio Mineirão in the Last 16 of South America's...Full Story »

MANCHESTER UNITED showed off a 'Dr Rashford MBE' jersey after superstar Marcus Rashford was awarded his honorary doctorate from the University of Manchester. Rashford, 23, became the youngest person to ever receive one from the uni earlier this week. Man Utd have shown off their new No10... Dr Rashford MBE He was awarded their highest honour for his 'outstanding sense of community'. And Unit...Full Story »

Tottenham Hotspur have emerged as a potential suitor for Alvaro Morata. Juventus are unlikely to trigger an option to sign Morata on a permanent deal once his two-year loan expires at the end of the season. Morata, 28, remains an Atletico Madrid player but the Spanish club are unlikely to want him to return following their acquisition of Antoine Griezmann. Sportmediaset reports Spurs will l...Full Story »

NEWCASTLE are interested in signing Napoli defender Kalidou Koulibaly, according to reports. The Magpies are expected to spend big in the January transfer window following the completion of PIF's takeover this week. Newcastle want to sign Kalidou Koulibaly And signing a strong, experienced defender is reportedly top of their agenda given they are without a win so far this season. Koulibaly i...Full Story »

Belgium goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois has accused football authorities of prioritising revenue over player welfare in a damning assessment of the global football calendar. Courtois, 29, was speaking after his country lost 2-1 against European champions Italy in UEFA's Nations League third-place play-off on Sunday - a match he described as "pointless" in the build-up. Both countries made a number...Full Story »

Ronald Koeman is going through a tough time at Barcelona right now, but he has received support from his fellow Dutchman Louis van Gaal. Van Gaal knows what it's like to be criticised at the Camp Nou and claimed that Barcelona tend to make foreigners the scapegoats when things go poorly. "History is repeating itself," he said during a Netherlands press conference when asked about the critici...Full Story »

No need for more Kane talk - Spurs director Tottenham director Fabio Paratici: “Harry Kane loves Tottenham. We’ve decided to keep Harry last summer to start the re-building, and we’re happy with our choice. There’s no need of any new talk with Harry. He knows how to share the sense of belonging to Spurs”. ⚪️ #THFC— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) Octobe...Full Story »

Real Madrid have reportedly reached a verbal agreement to sign Antonio Rudiger next summer. Rudiger has arguably been the best centre-back on the planet this calendar year, with Thomas Tuchel’s appointment as Chelsea manager proving to be the best thing that ever happened to the German. Unfortunately for Chelsea, Rudiger is out of contract next summer, with this surge into the elite brac...Full Story »